Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
A psychiatrist is doing rounds in his hospital with a couple of students. They look in on one patient and the psychiatrist says to his students,"Sometimes this fellow thinks he's a temptress in a Bizet opera, but today, as you can see from his goose stepping, he thinks he's the World War II head of the Nazi Luftwaffe. What condition do you think he's suffering from?"
The first student replies, "Is he a paranoid schizophrenic with a multiple personality disorder?"
The second student says, "No, I think he just doesn't know whether he's Carmen or Goering...."
There are many Yorkshiremen who are taciturn, truthful, well-informed, open-minded, handsome and peaceful, even if no particular individual immediately springs to mind.
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Giant Haystacks was 6ft 11"
Gladstone Small is 5ft 11"
Poor Adrian will have to go back to his wife.
Can't believe I am finding this thread so amusing my mind must be shrinking.
Is it possible this is a script from the Simpsons with names changed for confidential reasons?
They look in on one patient and the psychiatrist says to his
students,"Sometimes this fellow thinks he's a temptress in a Bizet opera,
but today, as you can see from his goose stepping, he thinks he's the
World War II head of the Nazi Luftwaffe. What condition do you think he's
suffering from?"
The first student replies, "Is he a paranoid schizophrenic with a multiple
personality disorder?"
The second student says, "No, I think he just doesn't know whether he's
Carmen or Goering...."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kropotkin