Charlton Athletic: Currently worse than...........

deeeeeeeeeeanooo

AIDS

1905

waking up next to Tony Blair...

Goonerhater

another 10 years of Labour

Algarveaddick

Politicians

mascot88

waking up to find out you had accidently banged Al capones wife and daughter...

WSS

Millwall, Palace and Gillingham

bibble

Throwing your birds Alans at the wall and they stick!!

IdleHans

waking up next to cherie Blair

Goonerhater

than any of us thought they could be

leftbehind

visiting the mother in law

IdleHans

waking up next to the mother in law

March51

Being stuck on a stationary train overlooking the toolbox when they score a last minute goal to ensure automatic promotion!

kigelia

realising mid-dump that there is no loo roll.

oohaahmortimer

5th place in the championship

Rothko

oohaah lies about two year plans

DaveMehmet

Going out for a meal with Vanessa Feltz & Chris Moyles and then being told you're paying the bill

3blokes

Walking in on your mother or father or both on a moment of their self discovery

AFKABartram

The Next Sale

DA9

Sliding down a rusty razor blade using your gonads as brakes

pilchard

Woolworths "sale"

carly burn

Iain Dowies image stylist.

addick1965

Waking up in the early hours in a B & B in Norwich to find your room mate pissing over the chair your jacket is on!

addick1965

Jeremy Kyle

Chunes

Kishishev

1905

I would welcome 10 Kishishev's with open arms!!

AFKABartram

A self-catering holiday on the Gaza Strip

Amos on the wing

Stuart Little movies

carly burn

Northern pitchside announcers

supaclive

Going to bed with a page 3 girl and waking up next to a page 7 fella

tricky

biting a chunk out of your tongue/side of your mouth then doing the same thing 2 minutes later.