discovering that having cabbage, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber on your kebab does not qualify as your '5-a-day' reccommended portions of fruit/veg.
[cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]discovering that having cabbage, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber on your kebab doesnotqualify as your '5-a-day' reccommended portions of fruit/veg.
After a couple of sherry's, getting what you think is the last train home from charing x, falling asleep on that train and being woken up by a guard in gillingham telling u to get off "its the end of the line".
Realising that there is one more train heading back up the track and then falling asleep on that, to be woken up again by a guard in charing x "gotta get off mate, the station is shutting".
Heading to the nearest cash point to get money for a cab, only to find your card missing and a handfull of change left in ya wallet? Then walking round town for half an hour trying to find a 'moody' cab, find one, "home james" you say, managing to stay awake long enough to direct the fella back, time to get out, "here's my wallet mate, i'll just pop indoors and get the rest" walking calmly along then, boom! leg it up the alley, get to the door and ya keys are gone aswell "bollocks"....
Wake the missus up and she answers the door "wots going on" she says "shut the door quick and turn the bloody lights off" u say out of breath......................................YOU CHARLTON, YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORSE THAN THAT JOURNEY HOME!!
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Realising that there is one more train heading back up the track and then falling asleep on that, to be woken up again by a guard in charing x "gotta get off mate, the station is shutting".
Heading to the nearest cash point to get money for a cab, only to find your card missing and a handfull of change left in ya wallet? Then walking round town for half an hour trying to find a 'moody' cab, find one, "home james" you say, managing to stay awake long enough to direct the fella back, time to get out, "here's my wallet mate, i'll just pop indoors and get the rest" walking calmly along then, boom! leg it up the alley, get to the door and ya keys are gone aswell "bollocks"....
Wake the missus up and she answers the door "wots going on" she says "shut the door quick and turn the bloody lights off" u say out of breath......................................YOU CHARLTON, YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORSE THAN THAT JOURNEY HOME!!
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3. = Birmingham 26 9 1 3 6 5 2 11 51
4. = Cardiff 26 8 3 2 3 8 2 11 44
5. = Burnley 26 7 4 2 5 3 5 5 43
6. = Sheff Utd 26 6 4 3 5 4 4 12 41
7. = Preston 26 10 0 3 2 5 6 4 41
8. = Crystal Palace 26 7 4 2 4 3 6 10 40
9. = QPR 26 9 2 2 1 6 6 -1 38
10. = Ipswich 26 5 4 4 4 4 5 7 35
11. = Swansea 26 4 8 1 3 6 4 3 35
12. = Bristol City 26 3 7 3 5 3 5 -2 34
13. = Sheff Wed 26 7 4 2 2 3 8 -12 34
14. = Coventry 26 4 5 4 4 4 5 -2 33
15. = Plymouth 26 5 3 5 4 3 6 -2 33
16. = Barnsley 26 6 3 4 3 2 8 -4 32
17. = Blackpool 26 3 5 5 4 5 4 -7 31
18. = Derby 26 5 4 4 2 4 7 -9 29
19. = Watford 26 6 3 4 1 3 9 -6 27
20. = Norwich 26 5 3 5 2 2 9 -10 26
21. = Nottm Forest 26 2 5 6 3 4 6 -12 24
22. = Doncaster 26 4 4 5 2 2 9 -14 24
23. = Southampton 26 1 6 6 4 2 7 -18 23
not happened to me but i'm just guessing that'd be pretty damn horrible and confusing....
you'd want to laugh at him then kill him