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Charlton Athletic: Currently worse than...........

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  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    X factor,strictly come dancing,99% of saturday telly
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    edited December 2008
    Charlton...worse than deja vu.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    winning the lottery and losing the ticket.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    walking in on your nan and grandad have a 69
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Reading the responses to this post while eating your lunch. Thanks guys.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    fisting your own arris with a chilli smothered studded glove
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,346
    Having your name on the BNP members register
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    Women farting.
  • Colin in Thailand.
    Colin in Thailand. Posts: 647
    Living in the UK
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Eggnog Quigg's 'please vote for me' face...
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  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    One of my farts after 3 days of solid sage and onion!
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    Throwing up on the hard shoulder of the motorway, facing the traffic, on your way to the wifes grandmothers funeral
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Razil's "lawn"....
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    A one armed man hanging onto the edge of a cliff, with itchy balls.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Waking up drinking puke from a drunk tramp with athletes and scabbies ridden foot rot and realising you are using his sock as a straw
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    discovering that having cabbage, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber on your kebab does not qualify as your '5-a-day' reccommended portions of fruit/veg.
  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    Tooth ache.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    Treading in dog shat in a new pair of trainers.
  • SaySomething
    SaySomething Posts: 2,526
    piles
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]discovering that having cabbage, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber on your kebab doesnotqualify as your '5-a-day' reccommended portions of fruit/veg.

    Gutted!
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  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    After a couple of sherry's, getting what you think is the last train home from charing x, falling asleep on that train and being woken up by a guard in gillingham telling u to get off "its the end of the line".
    Realising that there is one more train heading back up the track and then falling asleep on that, to be woken up again by a guard in charing x "gotta get off mate, the station is shutting".
    Heading to the nearest cash point to get money for a cab, only to find your card missing and a handfull of change left in ya wallet? Then walking round town for half an hour trying to find a 'moody' cab, find one, "home james" you say, managing to stay awake long enough to direct the fella back, time to get out, "here's my wallet mate, i'll just pop indoors and get the rest" walking calmly along then, boom! leg it up the alley, get to the door and ya keys are gone aswell "bollocks"....
    Wake the missus up and she answers the door "wots going on" she says "shut the door quick and turn the bloody lights off" u say out of breath......................................YOU CHARLTON, YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORSE THAN THAT JOURNEY HOME!!
  • Darren
    Darren Posts: 435
    Being Buzz Lightyear, looking down your space suit & realising that you're not 'Anatomically Correct'...
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited December 2008
    Wearing Flip Flops and walking in to a big steaming pile of Dog Shite
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited December 2008
    just having Parky as your manager
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Like watching a car accident happen and know there is nothing you can do to stop it.
  • sygonrima
    sygonrima Posts: 236
    1. = Wolverhampton 26 10 2 1 8 2 3 24 58
    2. = Reading 26 10 2 1 5 4 4 29 51
    3. = Birmingham 26 9 1 3 6 5 2 11 51
    4. = Cardiff 26 8 3 2 3 8 2 11 44
    5. = Burnley 26 7 4 2 5 3 5 5 43
    6. = Sheff Utd 26 6 4 3 5 4 4 12 41
    7. = Preston 26 10 0 3 2 5 6 4 41
    8. = Crystal Palace 26 7 4 2 4 3 6 10 40
    9. = QPR 26 9 2 2 1 6 6 -1 38
    10. = Ipswich 26 5 4 4 4 4 5 7 35
    11. = Swansea 26 4 8 1 3 6 4 3 35
    12. = Bristol City 26 3 7 3 5 3 5 -2 34
    13. = Sheff Wed 26 7 4 2 2 3 8 -12 34
    14. = Coventry 26 4 5 4 4 4 5 -2 33
    15. = Plymouth 26 5 3 5 4 3 6 -2 33
    16. = Barnsley 26 6 3 4 3 2 8 -4 32
    17. = Blackpool 26 3 5 5 4 5 4 -7 31
    18. = Derby 26 5 4 4 2 4 7 -9 29
    19. = Watford 26 6 3 4 1 3 9 -6 27
    20. = Norwich 26 5 3 5 2 2 9 -10 26
    21. = Nottm Forest 26 2 5 6 3 4 6 -12 24
    22. = Doncaster 26 4 4 5 2 2 9 -14 24
    23. = Southampton 26 1 6 6 4 2 7 -18 23
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited December 2008
    Your wife telling you your penis is bigger than your brothers -

    not happened to me but i'm just guessing that'd be pretty damn horrible and confusing....

    you'd want to laugh at him then kill him
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Dazzler: surely smaller would be worse?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    probably true but i think you would be left both angry happy and speechless!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    all charlton feelings

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