Twisting a testicle at work being carried on a stretcher through a packed staff canteen and having the offending knacker surgically removed....trust me
[cite]Posted By: A-R-T-H-U-R[/cite]Being pleasured by the wife in the morning, opening your eye and she's not there, but your labrador is licking its lips
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sick mate
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Both teams finishing with 9 men- Bailey sent off for dissent and Hudson for a professional foul (inside the box giving Norwich a last gasp equaliser)