Charlton Athletic: Currently worse than...........

A-R-T-H-U-R

Being pleasured by the wife in the morning, opening your eye and she's not there, but your labrador is licking its lips

DaveMehmet

At least it would lick any mess up and only require a pat on the head in return.

PeteF

Twisting a testicle at work being carried on a stretcher through a packed staff canteen and having the offending knacker surgically removed....trust me

CafcAndy

A driving test in Helmand province..

BDL

Altogether now - Pete Finch has only got one B.................

Eltham

Getting the elbow by text message on your birthday as happened to my younger brother this year. Mean bitch!

Ledge

[cite]Posted By: A-R-T-H-U-R[/cite]Being pleasured by the wife in the morning, opening your eye and she's not there, but your labrador is licking its lips

sick mate


CRYSTAL PALACE

stubs1310

All square in bad-tempered meeting

Both teams finishing with 9 men- Bailey sent off for dissent and Hudson for a professional foul (inside the box giving Norwich a last gasp equaliser)

stubs1310

Sorry that last comment should have gone to another thread!