My favourite movie one liners....
5 - "Hold on, I've just 'ad an idea" - The Italian Job
4 - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the wind
3 - “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory" - Apocolypse now
2 - “You can’t handle the truth” - A few good men
1 - "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy" The life of Brian
Although this list would be different tomorrow.....
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4) Drop the gun fat boy - Snatch
3) Nice work sasquatch now you've frightened him away - Longest yard
2) Suck me beautiful - American Pie
1) You're a big man, but you're out of shape. For me this is a full time job now behave yourself and sit down - get carter
Show me the money! - Jerry Maguire
Take your stinkin paws off me, you damned dirty ape! - Planet of the Apes
And the indecipherable nonesense of Del Toro in the Usual Suspects line-up, haha.
"Put. That Coffee. Down. Coffee is for closers" - Alec Baldwin - Glengarry Glen Ross
"Fats man. Lemme tell ya my story man" - Anthony Michael Hall - Weird Science
"All this machine does is swim, and eat, and make little sharks" - Richard Dreyfuss - Jaws
"I wonder if you wonder" - Fred McMurray - Double Indemnity
Great, kid! Don't get cocky - Han solo, star wars
When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. - billy ray valentine, Trading Places
Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley - Airplane
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Hannibal Lecter
I'm melting, I'm melting - Wizard of Oz
If you build it, he will come - Field of Dreams
We'll always have Paris (and another dozen great one liners) - Casablanca
That's not flying, that's falling with style - Toy Story
Dirty Harry - i know it's a long one liner but brilliant all the same
I Only Told You To Blow The Bloody Doors Off - Italian Job
I know it's left-overs, but I want to know what it was before it was left-overs - Little girl correctly suspicious that her parents are cannibals in Parents
That old magic's still there - As an aliens head is drop kicked through an open window in Bad Taste
Hope your finger stinks - Emily Lloyd in Wish You Were Here
But surely the best of all: Here's Johnny
What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" John Cusack in "Grosse Point Blank"
Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none. Mark Addy in "The Full Monty"
From The Princess Bride
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
and come to think of it
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. - blues brothers.
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? - airplane!
That line was also slipped into Robocop?
... Really? Come on. You have better taste than that.
"we're two nil down to the f**king Mexicans. Look at me when Im f**cking talking to you! There are of thousands of kids back home that'll f**cking die to wear that shirt....if you dont want to be part of the team get a plane and f**cking go back home. Now go out there and F**king play!"
"England went on to lose the game 4-0" - Mike Basset England Manager
"Mitch!Mitch!, I f**king got one!"
"What do you want? A F**king sweety?! Keep shooting you c*nt!!" - 28 Days Later
How much is it gonna cost?" the hustler
"dont piss down my back and tell me its raining" just one my own (never been in a movie)
edit; bit pissed earlier and my boss had just done exactly that...
"That's another fine mess you've got me into"...many a Laurel and Hardy movie.
"Badges badges...we don't need no stinking badges."
And into Field of Dreams
No, great film and father/son relationships. The Scene with Thomas Mann at the Baseball when he asks what do you want is another classic.
And based on a even better book "shoeless Joe Jackson comes to Iowa" by W P Kinsella.
"Were the Sweeney, and we ain't had our dinner".
2: I'll be back - Arnie - various Terminators
3: He's not the Messiah - Life Of Brian
4: I wanna buy a caravan for me mother - Brad Pitt - Snatch
5: Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape -Charlton Heston Planet of the apes
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If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. - Rory Breaker Lock Stock
"That is a bloody lie" - Michael Caine to the linesman when goal is ruled out for offside in Escape to Victory
"Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?"
"He cheats." - The Sting