2 minutes turkish ....snatch
it might be a free country but it aint a free shop,,,now f**k off... Snatch ( the mighty Mike)
This stuff will make you a sexual tyranasorous.... Predator (soz 4 spelling)
You have been weighed you have been measured and you have really been found wanting ..knights tale
Youre going the wrong way (plains trains and automobiles )
[quote][cite]Posted By: Algarveaddick[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: pilchard[/cite]Pretty much anything from the original Bedazzled, awesome iconic movie.[/quote]
Burton Mercer: [to Trooper Daniel] Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?
[Daniel gives him the police radio]
Burton Mercer: Thanks a lot.
[speaking in radio]
Burton Mercer: Hi, this is car um...
[to Officer Mount]
Burton Mercer: What number are we?
Officer Mount: Five-five.
Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!
I It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money...I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am...
Great book, a shame Hollywood bollocksed up the movie.
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedoms from the opinion of others...even the opinions of yourself?
Kurtz: Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?
Willard: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Kurtz: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: Are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
You are fighting for the biggest nothing in history.
"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" - (Julius Caesar) Carry On Cleo
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy." - (Brian's Mum) Life Of Brian
Evelyn Blunt: Not for me thank you.
Vic Flange: Oh. Don't drink?
Evelyn Blunt: No, I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Smoke?
Evelyn Blunt: I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Strange.
Evelyn Blunt: Not at all, my daughter is just the same.
Vic Flange: Your only child, I presume!
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Black mamba, Volume 3
"Not me Stanley, believe me..."
Either Oliver Hardy to Stan Laurel, or Parky to Pards...
"Cos we're here lad, nobody else, just us" - Zulu
"I've only heard that about twenty times" - Nil by Mouth
"You American Army" - Kelly's Heroes
"Spare a talent for an old ex-leper" - Life of Brian
Would be different tomorrow and these ones are the easiest as they are all part of running jokes with mates.
it might be a free country but it aint a free shop,,,now f**k off... Snatch ( the mighty Mike)
This stuff will make you a sexual tyranasorous.... Predator (soz 4 spelling)
You have been weighed you have been measured and you have really been found wanting ..knights tale
Youre going the wrong way (plains trains and automobiles )
"Not me Stanley, believe me..."[/quote]
"JULIE ANDREWS!!!!"
[Daniel gives him the police radio]
Burton Mercer: Thanks a lot.
[speaking in radio]
Burton Mercer: Hi, this is car um...
[to Officer Mount]
Burton Mercer: What number are we?
Officer Mount: Five-five.
Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!
Great book, a shame Hollywood bollocksed up the movie.
Charlie don't surf!
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedoms from the opinion of others...even the opinions of yourself?
Kurtz: Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?
Willard: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Kurtz: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: Are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
You are fighting for the biggest nothing in history.
quality
Here lies David St Hubbins..... and why not
Samuel L Jackson - The Long Kiss Goodnight
Nobody puts baby in the corner - Dirty Dancing
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy." - (Brian's Mum) Life Of Brian
Vic Flange: Oh. Don't drink?
Evelyn Blunt: No, I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Smoke?
Evelyn Blunt: I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Strange.
Evelyn Blunt: Not at all, my daughter is just the same.
Vic Flange: Your only child, I presume!
Carry On Abroad 1972