what a shock to hear the score this morning. before lunch, the fella looked like he'd never played test cricket in his life, by the time we've woken up he's 154 not out.
not a huge dibley fan either although big fan of D&J usually (Jam & Jreusalem growing on me - and that definitely qualifies under the getting old tag!) but....did laugh at last one despite the obviousness of it all.
getting old = swearing at TV when Westlife on "singing" Abba classics and getting Abba DVD out to watch instead in sad huffy sort of mannner ......(note - think it's perfectly reasonable - indeed obligatory - to swear at Westlife whatever age you are)
You know you're getting old when you fill in an on-line application form and your year of birth is not immediately visible on the dropdown, you have to scroll for it. :-(
Their silly hairstyles, ridiculous jeans with the arse by their knees and their thinking that I want to see the tops of their M&S boxer shorts.
Oh yeah - and the ones who still think it's cool to shoulder barge me when I walk down the high street because it makes them look hard. For those of you that don't know me I am around the 18 stone mark and not likely to be affected by a 9 stone weakling thinking he is billy big bollocks
Yoof of today are making me a very grumpy old (34 year old) man
Whilst at work, draging final year trainee G.P's out to see patients and seriously wondering how on earth they are going to have enough life knowledge to understand the needs and problems facing a young single mother or a chronic alcoholic or a cancer sufferer at end of life, oh and the trainee is 23 never had a job of any sort and still lives with parents!
also being happy in the knowledge that having grey hair worked ok for richard gere and george clooney!
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that noise she made!
To me the real test is being the age you first remember your dad being.............
how was your white christmas?
no my hero, just father ted the other day in the flat! but thats allowed.
Best TV was Monday night.... Little Britain Abroad...
i don't get that. really don't find it that funny.
Wasn't the person I knew who's out there
Wake up 6, see the score, mutter some swear words, and go back to sleep
getting old = swearing at TV when Westlife on "singing" Abba classics and getting Abba DVD out to watch instead in sad huffy sort of mannner ......(note - think it's perfectly reasonable - indeed obligatory - to swear at Westlife whatever age you are)
Still gelling your hair, but realising there's not as much to gel these days!
Racing your grandchildren and getting beaten hands down after 10 yards!
Their silly hairstyles, ridiculous jeans with the arse by their knees and their thinking that I want to see the tops of their M&S boxer shorts.
Oh yeah - and the ones who still think it's cool to shoulder barge me when I walk down the high street because it makes them look hard. For those of you that don't know me I am around the 18 stone mark and not likely to be affected by a 9 stone weakling thinking he is billy big bollocks
Yoof of today are making me a very grumpy old (34 year old) man
also being happy in the knowledge that having grey hair worked ok for richard gere and george clooney!
This thread is not for you Len.
We all know that you are old!!! ;-)