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Great Unanswered Questions of Our Time

StigStig
edited September 2011 in General Charlton
1. Why does Kenny Jacket always look as if you are viewing him through a fish-eye lens?
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    MattDMattD
    Strangely reminded me a potato I had for dinner earlier
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    bingaddickbingaddick
    Strangely reminded me a potato I had for dinner earlier
    Was it a jacket potato?


    Coat please.....:-)
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Has Norm ever been spotted without his headphones
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    ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    edited September 2011
    Why do some football managers insist on wearing tracksuits and presumably shorts,socks and shirt on matchdays ?
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    ISawLeaburnScoreISawLeaburnScore
    Has Norm ever been spotted without his headphones
    In the same vain... does seb ever go anywhere without a daysack?
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    StigStig
    Why do some football managers insist on wearing tracksuits and presumably shorts,socks and shirt on matchdays ?
    I notice that CP wore a track suit for his post match interview yesterday.
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    The only explaination I can think of is because as he's standing on grass at pitch-side (which even on a dry day will have been watered) wearing shoes can end up with him looking a complete idiot if he slips, so wearing boots solves that problem, and I can't see a manager wearing an Armani suit with a pair of predator blades.


    But prob nothing to do with this.
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    WHY IS THERE NOT A SIMPLE ICON OR KEYBOARD BUTTON FOR REVERSING THE BLOODY PARAGRAPH THAT YOU HAVE JUST INADVERTENTLY TYPED WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON?
    There is. It's the one marked EDIT. ;-)
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    WHY IS THERE NOT A SIMPLE ICON OR KEYBOARD BUTTON FOR REVERSING THE BLOODY PARAGRAPH THAT YOU HAVE JUST INADVERTENTLY TYPED WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON?
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    tom_ktom_k
    Lisbie's hattrick 
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Where did the Takeover thread go once the takeover was complete?
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    There are three points at stake for every game so if it is a draw what happens to the third point?
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    StubleyAddickStubleyAddick
    Are friends electric?

    Kanu?
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    Addickted4lifeAddickted4life
    where did Baileys penalty go?
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Do you dream in colour?
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    masicatmasicat
    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
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    CAFCsayerCAFCsayer
    If you forcefully have sex with a prostitute is it classed as rape or shoplifting?
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    masicatmasicat
    If a dog goes mad when you blow in it's face, why the fu** does it stick it's head out of the window as soon as it gets in the car?
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    StubleyAddickStubleyAddick
    If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy, why doesn't he speak when humans are around? 
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    Folev the redFolev the red
    How do you become a member of the cliche?
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    masicatmasicat
    Was it cruel to put an s in lisp?
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    edited September 2011
    If it takes a week to walk a fortnight how long does it take a monkey on a bicycle with boxing gloves on to ride through a a barrel of treacle ? 

    (Courtesy of the late Wally Smith - circa CAFC away coaches early to mid 1980's.)
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    StigStig
    If it takes a week to walk a fortnight how long does it take a monkey on a bicycle with boxing gloves on to ride through a a barrel of treacle ? 

    (Courtesy of the late Wally Smith - circa CAFC away coaches early to mid 1980's.)
    When I was a kid my dad always used to say, "If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a bunch of grapes?  The answer is a lemon!"
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    StigStig
    In the film of his life story, will Brian McDermott be played by Matt Lucas?
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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    "If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy, why doesn't he speak when humans are around?"



    Instinct
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    Marriott110Marriott110
    how much bear would bear grylls gryll if bear grylls could gryll bears? 
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    clivegcliveg
    Did Danny and the Juniors ever go to The Hop?
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Why doesnt BDL answer the questions he's asked?
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    CharltonLiveCharltonLive
    Why 42?
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    CharltonLiveCharltonLive
    edited September 2011
    Why doesnt BDL answer the questions he's asked?
    Because he's a miserable old git! (oops wrong account!)
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