Great Unanswered Questions of Our Time

Floyd Montana

Why is BDL a MOG?

LenGlover

Why is Alan Shearer in Coronation Street as Carla Connor's fiance?

ValleyGary

does plaaayer go clothes shopping with his eyes closed?

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

why was I told that Doherty was being released ... to then discover that wasn't the case !!!!!!

Floyd Montana

Delilah. Why?

Plaaayer

When ValleyGary takes his missus out is he classed as her supervising adult?

ValleyGary

lol

BDL

What type of mushroom do they use in Chicken and Mushroom pies?

stilladdicted

Why is the second hand on my clock not called the third hand?

cliveg

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Rizzo

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Miserableoldgit

Why doesnt BDL answer the questions he's asked?

Because he's a miserable old git! (oops wrong account!)

Oi !

Miserableoldgit

If, when driving down an unlit country lane in the dark and there is no traffic, you use your indicaters to turn, will it be pointless ?

masicat

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?

RedArmySE7

Who is more annoying, Tim Wiseman or Tom Prizeman?

Plaaayer

Prizeman 100%.

Fiiiiiish

If the Roman Numerals for the number 4 is supposed to be IV.

How come on every clock i have ever seen it is IIII?

Macronate

Why do other people's chip shop chips always taste better?

Floyd Montana

Who knew that the Third Sea Lord, Rear Admiral Ajmid Hussein, was born in Pakistan, the son of a railway engineer?

adamtheaddick

What is the wasps role on this planet other than to ruin picknics and harrass me in the liberal beer garden.

Henry Irving

What is the wasps role on this planet other than to ruin picknics and harrass me in the liberal beer garden.

Wasps make jam just like bees make honey.

cliveg

If the Roman Numerals for the number 4 is supposed to be IV.

How come on every clock i have ever seen it is IIII?

You've seen some strange clocks!

Stuart_the_Red

Why do bow-legged women love knock-kneed men?

Stig

What is the wasps role on this planet other than to ruin picknics and harrass me in the liberal beer garden.

To bite the heads off flies:

(Sorry about the poor quality of the second shot). 

Addickted4life

Where is Alonso?

(great photos stig)

Addickted4life

Is Alonso real?

Killarahales

When you get your foreskin stuck in your zip, is it best to ask your Mum to help?

(I already know the answer to this, which is yes. At age 14, got "caught" after having a pee, tried for a couple of minutes to unzip again, but it was well stuck! Yelled for my Mum, she took a positive approach and just yanked the zip harder than I did and all was well!!)

LoOkOuT

OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Miserableoldgit

As Above !

Rizzo

WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!!