11) Platitudes at work - if people are so dull and unimaginative they can't think of anything other than a regurgitation of 'have a good weekend' or 'thank god its friday' or 'room for a small one' when entering the lift, then they should keep their mouths shut. The lift is a breeding place for such silence filling dross - 'like to see them get 23 people in here, ha ha ha ha'
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I wouldn't sneak out of her bed in the morning, but I wouldn't call her later in the day.
1st Division linesmen - why are they always so short?
Christmas cards.
People who go jogging carrying enough bottles of water to fill a bath.
Food packaging that says "Improved Recipe!"
1) White underwear - there's no hiding place (re the skids)
10) Long distance running - pure torture with no skill involved whatsoever. For dull people who would sooner be a machine.
Wasps
Grass (the mowing sort)
Christmas shopping
Milk cartons
X Factor.
1. Foo Fighters
2. Only Fools & Horses
3. Broccoli
4. The Shawahank Redemption (it's ok but...)
5. Beer
96) Smoking