Works Christmas Parties. Why do people think I want to 'party' with them just 'cos I work with them. You'd think most of the brain dead ameoba that I work with have never been out the way they are going on about it! That said they probably haven't. And there will be the obligatory fool in antler deely boppers.
119) Why most work do's involve going for a meal when you have a much better time over the pub.
Answer - it's a woman inspired move because they know that generally speaking they are not funny and there's a better chance of being entertained by a bloke at the dinner table. Blokes, unless on the pull will generally leave the women to bore each other senseless whislt they have a laugh but the meal breaks all that up. They also like a nice full gunt. (the women on this board are the exception of course)
119) Why most work do's involve going for a meal when you have a much better time over the pub.
Answer - it's a woman inspired move because they know that generally speaking they are not funny and there's a better chance of being entertained by a bloke at the dinner table. Blokes, unless on the pull will generally leave the women to bore each other senseless whislt they have a laugh but the meal breaks all that up. They also like a nice full gunt. (the women on this board are the exception of course)
The worrying thing sralan is that although i agree with you, what else is there in the world? I think you've encapsulated England in 2011 in 6 concise sentences.
119) Why most work do's involve going for a meal when you have a much better time over the pub.
Answer - it's a woman inspired move because they know that generally speaking they are not funny and there's a better chance of being entertained by a bloke at the dinner table. Blokes, unless on the pull will generally leave the women to bore each other senseless whislt they have a laugh but the meal breaks all that up. They also like a nice full gunt. (the women on this board are the exception of course)
Mary Portas. Always think of Al Murray digging out those who talk up the mundane.
"What do you do love? A "retail expert".... YOU GO SHOPPING!!"
Chris Evans. If I want to listen to someone talking about themselves non-stop I'll buy an audiobook autobiography thanks.
Christmas lights which you spend an hour putting up, climbing through a Holly bush in the process, only to find the transformer you carefully packed away last year has fallen to bits. Yes I know I should have checked the bloody thing.......
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Rap "music"
Big Brother
Strickly Come....... Dancing
League 1 refs & linesmen
Boris Busses
You'd think most of the brain dead ameoba that I work with have never been out the way they are going on about it! That said they probably haven't. And there will be the obligatory fool in antler deely boppers.
Deely Boppers.
119) Why most work do's involve going for a meal when you have a much better time over the pub.
Answer - it's a woman inspired move because they know that generally speaking they are not funny and there's a better chance of being entertained by a bloke at the dinner table. Blokes, unless on the pull will generally leave the women to bore each other senseless whislt they have a laugh but the meal breaks all that up. They also like a nice full gunt. (the women on this board are the exception of course)
God help you when Curb it reads this :-)
grown men in replica shirts
crocs (the shoes not the reptile)
dr who
girls that dont put out
reality tv
Mary Portas. Always think of Al Murray digging out those who talk up the mundane.
"What do you do love? A "retail expert".... YOU GO SHOPPING!!"
Chris Evans. If I want to listen to someone talking about themselves non-stop I'll buy an audiobook autobiography thanks.
Christmas lights which you spend an hour putting up, climbing through a Holly bush in the process, only to find the transformer you carefully packed away last year has fallen to bits. Yes I know I should have checked the bloody thing.......
1) Women comediennes
2) Michal Jackson
3) Yoof talk
4) Science Fiction
5) Queuing up at midnight to get the latest game or book.
Michael Jackson
People who find modern cars interesting/exciting
Pingu
Oysters