1 - Dubstep - a bloke with a mobile phone records the sound of another bloke pushing a shopping trolley down a bin chute whilst his mates smash a Ford Escort up with bats and swear at each other 2 - Diet soft drinks - they taste absolutely fucking vile and just make you thirsty straight away again because of the saccharin/aspartame/insert-brain-cancer-causing-sweetener-here 3 - Clubbing (unless you're under 25) - Dancing makes you look like a c***, drinking shit champagne at 10 quid a glass is pathetic, and taking drugs is for children. Grow up 4 - Formula One - nothing's happening, nothing's happening, nothing's happening.... YYYYEEEEEAAAAOOWWWWW... nothing's happening, nothing's happening,some people are changing a tyre, nothing's happening.... YYYEEEEEAAAAOOOOWWWW - it's over. 5 - Absinthe - I feel a bit down, what can cheer me up? Ah yes, a tiny sip of something that tastes utterly vile, burns your mouth and tongue, makes everything else you drink for the next six months taste of aniseed and turns you into a gibbering fucking wreck.
Totally agree about Miranda. The unfunniest woman 'comedienne' in Britain. How did she EVER get on tv let alone another series AND wins awards?? Still I recall that Captain Blackadder couldn't stand Charlie Chaplin yet Baldrick loved him. Takes all sorts...
Also loathe those adverts for payday loans at 5 squillion% to hapless sods who will get further into debt Adverts for 'lawyers4dosh' or similar tripe. Con-men wearing ties.
1. prince- the singer 2. red hot chili peppers- glad someone else feels the same on this in the thread. 3. people who have a hatred towards star wars. 4. crystal palace fans. 5. Alan carr.
6. Eastenders! Mortimerwasgod I agree. Its like a form of torture that programme.
7. Vegetarianism
A girl tried to tell me once that humans weren't meant to eat meat. I pointed at my canines. She had no comeback for that.
8. Bigotry.
9. People trying to enforce their views on others. No, I really really don't want to hear about Jesus/your political party/whatever. I have my views, you've got yours. Agree to disagree and leave it at that.
10. B*tchiness. From men or women. If you have something to say say it to a person's face or just keep it to yourself. You're not a child.
Office politics/reading between the lines. You got something to say, say it and say it plain and simple and don't get all precious about it if someone says or does something you don't like. It's just a job and given half a chance we'd all be outta here doing something we actually enjoy so stop acting like it really f***king matters to you. And I meant what I said, not the spurious interpretation you've conjured out of thin air.
Musical Snobbery - so you don't like Cold Play/James Blunt/whatever, that's fine, doesn't mean it's necessary to talk about them like you have some kind of vitriolic hatred, just don't listen to them.
People who are always worried about what other people have and they don't. Concentrate on making your own life better, not dragging everyone else down to your level.
Alan Green.
Families who the moment a relative dies start squabling over who gets what from the dead man's posessions. Have a bit of class ffs.
Musicals.
People who want heads to roll everytime someone makes a mistake.
People who can't take responsibility for their own actions. So you screwed up. Say you're sorry and try your best to put it right - do that and everyone except the arseholes in the category above will respect you for it. Don't try and pretend it didn't happen or pass the buck.
Oysters. Love shell-fish, but Oysters are so expensive yet so meh.
People who still think it's funny if there's somekind of suggestion a man might be a homosexual (the Top Gear type humour). Grow up ffs.
Boardwalk Empire. I should be all over this but it just bores me.
People who think your class or background defines you. David Cameron is a twat because he's a twat, not because he's rich and went to Eton. Criticise his politics and his personality, not the circumstances he was born into into and the decisions his parents made for him. Inverted snobbery is just as bad as people looking down on the working classes.
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2 - Diet soft drinks - they taste absolutely fucking vile and just make you thirsty straight away again because of the saccharin/aspartame/insert-brain-cancer-causing-sweetener-here
3 - Clubbing (unless you're under 25) - Dancing makes you look like a c***, drinking shit champagne at 10 quid a glass is pathetic, and taking drugs is for children. Grow up
4 - Formula One - nothing's happening, nothing's happening, nothing's happening.... YYYYEEEEEAAAAOOWWWWW... nothing's happening, nothing's happening,some people are changing a tyre, nothing's happening.... YYYEEEEEAAAAOOOOWWWW - it's over.
5 - Absinthe - I feel a bit down, what can cheer me up? Ah yes, a tiny sip of something that tastes utterly vile, burns your mouth and tongue, makes everything else you drink for the next six months taste of aniseed and turns you into a gibbering fucking wreck.
Totally unfunny but given new series. Why?
The Missus is away after all!
Espadrills
Real ale
Crime Watch
Cats as pets
1 Television
2. lateness
3. agadoo
4. Tribute acts
5. Jogging
88) Harry Potter
Also loathe those adverts for payday loans at 5 squillion% to hapless sods who will get further into debt
Adverts for 'lawyers4dosh' or similar tripe. Con-men wearing ties.
2. red hot chili peppers- glad someone else feels the same on this in the thread.
3. people who have a hatred towards star wars.
4. crystal palace fans.
5. Alan carr.
Half dried fruit, like prunes
Twilight
velvet
Electric cars
Eastenders - wall to wall misery
Americanisms
TOWIE - not real, not acted, total shit
Savings accounts that give u 50 quid interest a year on a grand as long as u dont withdraw. Sod that, i'd rather spend it.
7. Escalopes
8. Jordan
9. Holidays to Egypt
10. Rap and Hip Hop
2. coldplay
3. michael mcintyre
4. harry hill
5. richard hammond sitting in a studio on total wipeout
Homeopathy
Left wing politics
People against animal testing
Heavy metal music
Go walk in a stream , it costs nothing.
Rugby
Soap Operas
Crane Flies
Wasps
Daytime TV
Sound
Smells
Office politics/reading between the lines. You got something to say, say it and say it plain and simple and don't get all precious about it if someone says or does something you don't like. It's just a job and given half a chance we'd all be outta here doing something we actually enjoy so stop acting like it really f***king matters to you. And I meant what I said, not the spurious interpretation you've conjured out of thin air.
Musical Snobbery - so you don't like Cold Play/James Blunt/whatever, that's fine, doesn't mean it's necessary to talk about them like you have some kind of vitriolic hatred, just don't listen to them.
People who are always worried about what other people have and they don't. Concentrate on making your own life better, not dragging everyone else down to your level.
Alan Green.
Families who the moment a relative dies start squabling over who gets what from the dead man's posessions. Have a bit of class ffs.
Musicals.
People who want heads to roll everytime someone makes a mistake.
People who can't take responsibility for their own actions. So you screwed up. Say you're sorry and try your best to put it right - do that and everyone except the arseholes in the category above will respect you for it. Don't try and pretend it didn't happen or pass the buck.
Oysters. Love shell-fish, but Oysters are so expensive yet so meh.
People who still think it's funny if there's somekind of suggestion a
man might be a homosexual (the Top Gear type humour). Grow up ffs.
Boardwalk Empire. I should be all over this but it just bores me.
People who think your class or background defines you. David Cameron is a twat because he's a twat, not because he's rich and went to Eton. Criticise his politics and his personality, not the circumstances he was born into into and the decisions his parents made for him. Inverted snobbery is just as bad as people looking down on the working classes.
People who break the rules of message board lists a give more answers than the original post asked for.
Watching basketball
Smart cars
Coca Cola
Chocolate