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ALAN PARDEW

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  • Down to 16th now, a very small crumb of comfort
  • Total wanker. Nuff said.
  • You look at the final fixtures and you have to admit that Palace are in serious trouble... they're at home against Norwich in two games and then have to travel to Arsenal and Man Utd the following weeks.

    Norwich on the other hand their next three games are against Newcastle / Palace / Sunderland (Only the Palace game is away).

    Newcastle on the other, if they win tomorrow they also still have to play Palace and still have a good trip to Aston Villa... Sunderland dont seem to have any easy fixtures left
  • edited March 2016
    Newcastle have to play the other 5 in the bottom 6 and looked better with Holloard, Sunderland have some weaker teams left too. Norwich must beat Palace because their run in is not easy. Palace next 4 games are away to West Ham, Arsenal and Man Utd and home to Norwich...lost those 4 and it would be interesting.

    I can still see Palace surviving because of the utter pathetic ness of Sunderland and Norwich.
  • Their next home game is Norwich. Win that and they'll be ok, lose it and they're sucked into trouble.

    Has he been sucked into trouble before?
  • Big nosed sucky balled wanker!!!!!
  • Trouble is if Pardew succeeds in getting Palarse relegated, Pinocchio and The Rat may see him as the ideal replacement for Riga, as he would be ideally qualified to get us down into League 2 next season, and the Conference the season after.
  • Big nosed sucky balled wanker!!!!!

    I get the feeling, he is not on any guest list of yours
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  • ross1 said:

    Big nosed sucky balled wanker!!!!!

    I get the feeling, he is not on any guest list of yours
    1st on my list at a "bring Alan Pardew to a guillotine party"
  • Pardew and Pinocchio deserve each other
  • Norwich and Newcastle at home are their saving grace.

    If they don't win either of these games they are in serious trouble.
  • I think we all know they will survive, they are just teasing us by getting close before they spawn that lucky win.
  • LenGlover said:

    Pardew and Pinocchio deserve each other

    Pardochio....imagine the kids
  • Dave2l said:

    LenGlover said:

    Pardew and Pinocchio deserve each other

    Pardochio....imagine the kids
    Little Parduchio's. Eurgh.......
  • Pardew's evidence described as "vague and unconvincing" by the judge in the Jonas Gutierrez vs. Newcastle tribunal. Apparently Pardew didn't contact the player once during his cancer battle, and didn't congratulate him on his recovery. Which seems like a bizarre way to treat anyone, let alone a player!
  • The Pardew Slide - When a problem starts and can't be fixed and then you get that feeling of something cold and wet going down your leg.
  • edited April 2016

    aliwibble said:

    Sadly, probably slightly too late to take them down this season, unless there are some remarkable results from the teams below them.

    I seriously think they could get drawn in. The FA cup semi final will be on their minds - could be a massive hinderence for them. Shame.
    Sadly I think it's a bridge too far this season. Hopefull

    Article on The Guardian website about 'The Pardew Slide' (not a dance move):

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/mar/31/crystal-palace-alan-pardew-premier-league?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=Fiver+2016&utm_term=164653&subid=11163694&CMP=EMCFTBEML853


    Loved this comment after:

    Last year I lived in a house share in Bromley with a couple of local lads.
    They were the biggest stoners I've ever met - morning, noon and night they were smoking weed. No jobs, no girlfriends, no social life, just weed. They were also conspiracy theorists, it was pretty much their only topic of conversation and they seemingly believed every crackpot theory going. They never left the flat and would have more of their local stoner conspiracy friends come round every single night, playing shitty music loudly and enthusiastically discussing how they're going to bring down the new world order.
    They didn't like me very much. Despite my education, despite the jobs I have had, despite the travelling I have done and the fact that I have lived all around the world, they just saw me as a thick scouser. Made my life miserable whilst I was there.
    Anyway, apart from the weed and all the tales of the Illuminati there was one other thing they loved. Crystal Palace FC.
    I hope they get relegated.

    The general delusional, petty snobbery of Surrey folks summed up well in two lines there.
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  • I've just remembered what KM's corporate gobledeygook management style which always avoids taking responsibility for anything reminded me of.
  • Whatever happened to @MCS ?
  • JiMMy 85 said:

    Pardew's evidence described as "vague and unconvincing" by the judge in the Jonas Gutierrez vs. Newcastle tribunal. Apparently Pardew didn't contact the player once during his cancer battle, and didn't congratulate him on his recovery. Which seems like a bizarre way to treat anyone, let alone a player!

    That's our Al. What a c#%t.
  • *grin* Came here to post this very thing TelMc32. It's basically legalese for Bullshit Merchant, isn't it?
  • Anyone seen the front of the sun this morning?

    That's right, two free tickets to Alton Towers. -)
  • Anyone seen the front of the sun this morning?

    That's right, two free tickets to Alton Towers. -)

    Thought the same
  • 5 wins from their last 31 PL matches, no clean sheet since April and spent more than £50m in the summer.

    Next England manager? You're 'aving a larf!!!!
  • Shame Hull and Sunderland look likely to go down so they only need to be better than one other.
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