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Advice needed - can't ask the wife

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  • I'm really enjoying ALL your comments.
    However, most of you seem to think I'm just a young bloke longing for romance with an old flame;
    I'm not. Apart from being exactly Bobby Charlton's age, heavy surgery 2 years ago (marrow) resulted in, among other unpleasantness, a
    total loss of interest in romance.
    Still not sure if I should give up.
  • Now wait a minute. A loss of interest in romance? Doesn't sound like t to me. There may be physical and psychological problems but romance comes from the mind and I don't think you've lost that. If you are happy with 'the wife' then you are lucky. She has probably been through a lot when you were under treatment and if you are going to chuck that away on an old flame from god knows when then be prepared to be lonely in your old age...
  • adrian said:

    I'm really enjoying ALL your comments.
    However, most of you seem to think I'm just a young bloke longing for romance with an old flame;
    I'm not. Apart from being exactly Bobby Charlton's age, heavy surgery 2 years ago (marrow) resulted in, among other unpleasantness, a
    total loss of interest in romance.
    Still not sure if I should give up.

    You sound quite a catch, I'm sure if you found her romance would blossom!
    Great Wind Up!
  • This is my new best thread. Adrian you are a comedy genuis.
  • edited August 2012
    D'oh. That took me a while.
  • Greenie said:

    adrian said:

    I'm really enjoying ALL your comments.
    However, most of you seem to think I'm just a young bloke longing for romance with an old flame;
    I'm not. Apart from being exactly Bobby Charlton's age, heavy surgery 2 years ago (marrow) resulted in, among other unpleasantness, a
    total loss of interest in romance.
    Still not sure if I should give up.

    You sound quite a catch, I'm sure if you found her romance would blossom!
    Great Wind Up!
    yes. Have to say I have been chuckling about this thread for an hour now* everytime Adrian comments he makes it sound worse!! Has to be a wind up. Congratulations!
  • Greenie said:

    adrian said:

    I'm really enjoying ALL your comments.
    However, most of you seem to think I'm just a young bloke longing for romance with an old flame;
    I'm not. Apart from being exactly Bobby Charlton's age, heavy surgery 2 years ago (marrow) resulted in, among other unpleasantness, a
    total loss of interest in romance.
    Still not sure if I should give up.

    You sound quite a catch, I'm sure if you found her romance would blossom!
    Great Wind Up!
    yes. Have to say I have been chuckling about this thread for an hour now* everytime Adrian comments he makes it sound worse!! Has to be a wind up. Congratulations!
    But....what if its not a wind up....thats what worries me?!
  • Sorry mate, been dating HER online for 6 months !
  • The wonderful thing about Facebook is that you can see exactly how fat your exes are getting.
  • fattmatt said:

    The wonderful thing about Facebook is that you can see exactly how fat your exes are getting.

    They can also see how fat you are getting

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  • I see you have'nt forgotten the coach calamity.
    My posts seem to attract a lot of controversy.
    Maybe I should concentrate on Charlton stats.
    I swear I'm good at that.
  • Greenie said:

    Greenie said:

    adrian said:

    I'm really enjoying ALL your comments.
    However, most of you seem to think I'm just a young bloke longing for romance with an old flame;
    I'm not. Apart from being exactly Bobby Charlton's age, heavy surgery 2 years ago (marrow) resulted in, among other unpleasantness, a
    total loss of interest in romance.
    Still not sure if I should give up.

    You sound quite a catch, I'm sure if you found her romance would blossom!
    Great Wind Up!
    yes. Have to say I have been chuckling about this thread for an hour now* everytime Adrian comments he makes it sound worse!! Has to be a wind up. Congratulations!
    But....what if its not a wind up....thats what worries me?!
    in which case I would say our friend Adrian is mentally unstable. However I am convinced it is a wind up!!!!
  • I personally don't think it's a wind up.
  • adrian said:

    I see you have'nt forgotten the coach calamity.
    My posts seem to attract a lot of controversy.
    Maybe I should concentrate on Charlton stats.
    I swear I'm good at that.

    I can imagine Alan Bennett reading that as a poem.
  • This thread is genius, it's bedtime here in Oz but I can't sleep and leave this thread!
  • what a brilliant wind up
  • Care in the Community has a lot to answer for!
  • cafctom said:

    I personally don't think it's a wind up.

    what a brilliant wind up

    It really is not, so I suppose I'm mentally unstable.
    I've taken a few blows, I can take this one on the chin, no problem.
  • Ok Adrian, what do you think you will do?
  • I met Adrian briefly in the Lib once and am inclined to think this is genuine...
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  • fattmatt said:

    The wonderful thing about Facebook is that you can see exactly how fat your exes are getting.

    You can if you are 28

    You can't if like Adrian, you are 75.

  • Adrian, how old is this bird?
  • I've seen Adrian on the coach. This is definitely genuine.

    Try facebook.
  • I needed 2 mins respite from some documents I'm wading through and chanced upon this 'gem' of a thread. I had no idea I'd end up needing tissues to wipe away my tears of laughter - I don't know what to make of the situation, other than a bunch on here should be comedy writers/comedians - very funny :)
  • Ok Adrian, what do you think you will do?

    Probably give up.

  • adrian said:

    cafctom said:

    I personally don't think it's a wind up.

    what a brilliant wind up

    It really is not, so I suppose I'm mentally unstable.
    I've taken a few blows, I can take this one on the chin, no problem.
    Oh my word!!!!
  • edited August 2012
    adrian said:

    Ok Adrian, what do you think you will do?

    Probably give up.

    but you've come so far :(
  • If you love your wife then you will steer clear....if not then you have problems closer to home that need to be addressed before swanning off up north on bit of a wild goose chase.
  • DRFDRF
    edited August 2012
    adrian said:

    I'm really enjoying ALL your comments.
    However, most of you seem to think I'm just a young bloke longing for romance with an old flame;
    I'm not. Apart from being exactly Bobby Charlton's age, heavy surgery 2 years ago (marrow) resulted in, among other unpleasantness, a
    total loss of interest in romance.
    Still not sure if I should give up.

    A loss of romance - are you kidding?
    Trawling through some godforsaken northern town to find an old flame is very romantic.
    I suspect you would regret finding her as its only absence which is making the heart fond. If you lost your wife because of this you would probably miss her hugely.

    PS I did this once - although only through facebook and to say they had gone to seed is not doing it justice. I was very glad it was only a photograph and email, and I didn't have to actually meet them and regret how fat, slobby and generally disgusting they had become.
  • Please Admin, Can we make this thread an announcement?? It is too good for words!!
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