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Advice needed - can't ask the wife

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  • This will end up being an advert for Viagra.
  • Maybe Adrian is just trying to put a few ghosts to rest in his later years so he can shuffle off with no unanswered questions. In which case I would say proceed with caution. However, if he does find the mystery lady I would strongly advise her to meet Adrian in VERY broad daylight, with two burly grandsons present. Best to be safe than sorry.
  • Sitting in traffic jam on the M25 getting the most strange looks for absolutely wetting myself with laughter

    Someone who knew the woman's mum yet the woman in question is 75

    The woman who told you about Blackpool prob don't even know what day of the week it is

    Adrian find her please and let us all know what happened

    My god this Is a great thread


    Ketman you need to start a new one mate
  • Sitting in traffic jam on the M25 getting the most strange looks for absolutely wetting myself with laughter

    Someone who knew the woman's mum yet the woman in question is 75

    The woman who told you about Blackpool prob don't even know what day of the week it is

    Adrian find her please and let us all know what happened

    My god this Is a great thread


    Ketman you need to start a new one mate

    I think it's Adrian who is 75 and the old flame was born in 1950 if i've read it right.
  • Len, you seem to be one of the rare ones reading the posts correctly. But since the others are having a good laugh, fine.
  • I reckon it's the one stu of zhangzou nailed in 2008
  • Hey, no need to boycott our game at Bloomfield Road, we need all the travelling support we can get!
  • god ur a bastard but give her one from me still
  • So last time you saw her you were 35 but she was 22?

    No wonder you've got good memories.
  • she wants your blackpool rock
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  • adrian said:

    Len, you seem to be one of the rare ones reading the posts correctly. But since the others are having a good laugh, fine.

    I'm not being funny Adrian but with the context of your post along with the title it's all a little bit strange.

    I mean why go to such lengths to find someone you had a relationship with a while back?

    What would your wife say?

    If I'm honest I think your bang out of order doing that, we are all men here and it's clear your looking for something more than a bit of sponge and a mug of tea.

    But it's your life to live. Good look and dont say we didnt warn you.

  • Some years later, I unearthed an old agenda and realized I had her mother's Blackpool phone number. I rang and the person I spoke to said she knew the lady, who had moved, and that
    her daughter intended to open a hairdressers' business in Lytham St.Annes.



    Sorry but that read to me that he rang the mothers last known number and the lady who answers knew the lady who had moved

    Who is The mother of the lady Adrian is searching for


    I did Mis read her age I must admit I presumed She was the same age as Adrian

    I also presumed that the woman who had the info was the same age as the woman of interests mother


    But I was in total fits of laughter and in a horrendous traffic jam




  • Check with @Shag, he may know her.
  • Just found her in Majorca, asked if i wanted a happy finish to my massage. The stubble ut me off though.
  • adrian said:

    Len, you seem to be one of the rare ones reading the posts correctly. But since the others are having a good laugh, fine.

    I'm not being funny Adrian but with the context of your post along with the title it's all a little bit strange.

    I mean why go to such lengths to find someone you had a relationship with a while back?

    What would your wife say?

    If I'm honest I think your bang out of order doing that, we are all men here and it's clear your looking for something more than a bit of sponge and a mug of tea.

    But it's your life to live. Good look and dont say we didnt warn you.

    The real problem is the way I communicate.
    I appreciated your understanding of the various ages and yet you took it as a jibe.
    I agree with you for the title. I thought I was being funny by mentioning my wife. A terrible mistake which influenced the whole debate.
    It is however true I won't tell my wife because I believe previous relationships should never be discussed in a partnership.
    As for the presentation and contents, I should have been more convincing on my intentions. If you knew me better you'd know I was
    totally sincere and as strange and hard to believe as it might seem, I was really looking for a bit of sponge and a cuppa.
    I've had the same problem in the past. My posts posts are misinterpreted. Will be much more careful in the future.
    Hope to see you you at the Lib before the Palace game .... to talk about football.
  • Sorry CA, I mistook your post with Lens'
  • adrian said:

    adrian said:

    Len, you seem to be one of the rare ones reading the posts correctly. But since the others are having a good laugh, fine.

    I'm not being funny Adrian but with the context of your post along with the title it's all a little bit strange.

    I mean why go to such lengths to find someone you had a relationship with a while back?

    What would your wife say?

    If I'm honest I think your bang out of order doing that, we are all men here and it's clear your looking for something more than a bit of sponge and a mug of tea.

    But it's your life to live. Good look and dont say we didnt warn you.

    Hope to see you you at the Lib before the Palace game .... to talk about football.
    I'll be wearing a pink carnation Ade ;-)
  • Get a hair cut

    Priceless lol.

  • haircut post cracked me up too at work haha
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  • Blue rinse?
  • Don't give up Adrian we believe in you !!
  • Looking forward to "a bit of sponge" is a new euphemism for me - i shall use it often.
  • edited August 2012
    Adrian it is very hard to go back mate.
    I know with this hairdresser woman you are just trying to get back to your roots but I'd mullett over very carefully before you do anything :-)
    Just my two bob.
    But never say dye eh...
  • 3blokes said:

    Adrian it is very hard to go back mate.
    I know with this hairdresser woman you are just trying to get back to your roots but I'd mullett over very carefully before you do anything :-)
    Just my two bob.
    But never say dye eh...

    Wise words.
    Pleased to have entertained many but will avoid making a fool of myself again by sticking to football only.
    I've thrown the towel. That's final.
  • I reckon it's the one stu of zhangzou nailed in 2008

    I hate you.
  • If legend has it stu and it is the woman Adrian yearns for

    You should've save him by giving out the dimensions of said woman

  • North Lower Neil said:

    I've just met this lovely 62 year old in Lynham St Annes.


    Cheat!!!!!

    Poor Adrian will have to go back to his wife.

    Can't believe I am finding this thread so amusing my mind must be shrinking.

    Is it possible this is a script from the Simpsons with names changed for confidential reasons?
  • Was there ever a happy ending???
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