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  • You lot dress up as palace and go to Burnley just to fight them
    Addickted said:
    Apparently they've been practicing amongst themselves at Burnley and then after the Villa home game.

    Hilarious thread. Fanatics v 'Addo'  :D

    https://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=285210

    "Millwall away to Middlesbrough yesterday. Didn’t know if it was at a train station or on a train. Looks like it was on a train so that would have to be some pretty good undercover work from that lot"

    Genuinely don't believe any other fan base would come out with that bar them. Christ!
    What is he saying?
    Millwall supporters dressed as palace fans and started fights with other palace fans
    My god 🤦🏻‍♂️

    think you'd rather admit to dressing up in your wife's knickers than dress up as one of those creepy freaks.
    Whats wrong with that. I just do as I'm told on a Thursday night.
  • They have a London postcode.
    But are delusional.

    True London only really goes as far as zone 3.

  • rananegra said:
    Addickted said:
    Well, the simple answer to this conundrum is don't call them a South London club, they're a North Surrey club. Croydon wasn't even part of Greater London till 1965. 
    Palace don't really believe they are South London which is why they try too hard to say they are (like that cringey 5 boroughs thing). 
    5 boroughs?
  • rananegra said:
    Addickted said:
    Well, the simple answer to this conundrum is don't call them a South London club, they're a North Surrey club. Croydon wasn't even part of Greater London till 1965. 
    Palace don't really believe they are South London which is why they try too hard to say they are (like that cringey 5 boroughs thing). 
    5 boroughs?
    The borders of five boroughs meet at Crystal Palace.
  • Which was met with derision by people in Lewisham and Southwark. I can only presume I didn't see the derision from the people of Lambeth and Bromley. 
  • seth plum said:
    They have a London postcode.
    But are delusional.

    True London only really goes as far as zone 3.

    Postcodes only invented in 1959
  • vff said:
    Lambeth and Southwark are long narrow boroughs with the Southern tips having a smaller population. North to middle of these boroughs, there are minimal / negligible Palace presence- If they are around they keep calm & quiet - & definitely don't come out with any of that ridiculously cringey South London is ours guff. The idea that Crystal Palace has any presence in Brixton or anything but the southern tip of Southwark or Lambeth would be treated with bemusement / derision if anyone actually thought about it.

    Crystal Palace can only claim to have any reach at all to South of South circular. Even in places likes Streatham, there may be Palace fans but there are many more Chelsea, Manchester Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal supporters. There are quite a few Charlton and some Millwall supporters in these areas too. Palace can claim Croydon but Croydon is a god awful place and they are welcome to it. 
    Always thought of Lambeth as a Chelsea spot. 


  • Can we not simply settle this by reminding ourselves that Selhurst Park is situated somewhere between the back end of beyond and the middle of nowhere?
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  • edited December 2021
    seth plum said:
    Can we not simply settle this by reminding ourselves that Selhurst Park is situated somewhere between the back end of beyond and the middle of nowhere?
    Checked your facts Seth and yep the OED lists.

    Selhurst Park (toilet) - back end of beyond and the middle of Surrey
  • edited December 2021
    Croydon said:
    vff said:
    Lambeth and Southwark are long narrow boroughs with the Southern tips having a smaller population. North to middle of these boroughs, there are minimal / negligible Palace presence- If they are around they keep calm & quiet - & definitely don't come out with any of that ridiculously cringey South London is ours guff. The idea that Crystal Palace has any presence in Brixton or anything but the southern tip of Southwark or Lambeth would be treated with bemusement / derision if anyone actually thought about it.

    Crystal Palace can only claim to have any reach at all to South of South circular. Even in places likes Streatham, there may be Palace fans but there are many more Chelsea, Manchester Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal supporters. There are quite a few Charlton and some Millwall supporters in these areas too. Palace can claim Croydon but Croydon is a god awful place and they are welcome to it. 
    Always thought of Lambeth as a Chelsea spot. 


    Of fans who actually go, it’ll be a mix of Chelsea and Millwall. But mostly Chelsea yes
  • Ye gods they are an embarrassment. 
  • Never have a group of people had so little self awareness as the Palace "Ultras". 
  • Deserves another kung-fu kick that.

    The irony of some of the spotty vigins that would have been singing about Cantona's ugly (actress and model) wife and kids etc....
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  • stonemuse said:
    Didn't realise Michael Smith played darts and was king of the megaphone at Selhurst.

    It's one of those where I started cringing away from the screen but wanted to keep looking back at the funny Ultras.

    Such a hurtful song that must have taken ages to write.

  • Replying to
    Keep having a go about us creating an atmosphere. Really are a jealous bunch. You just carry on sitting in silence.



    A fart in a lift creates an atmosphere - you stripey c*nt.
  • edited January 2023
    Those faux ultra mooks are to English football fandom what Sandgaard's Addicks to victory is to rock music.

    Fucking drips.
  • Besides the megaphone the song is pathetic.
  • And the crowd went wild …. 
  • Was expecting the video to be some cringey megaphone ultra stuff, but to sing a cub scout camp fire song about Cantona in 2023. I'm loss for words! 
  • edited January 2023
    Croydon said:
    Croydon said:
    I found this tweet funny then thought it was actually bold to assume he's got kids. 
  • One sign of trouble & they sh#t themselves Ha jokers 
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