People you have met with comedy names

DanDavis

For starters...

Virginia Cummins
Randy Beaver

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Simon Jordan

Lincsaddick

Doctor Patient
Doctor D'eath
Stephen Fiddler .. Accountant

Lincsaddick

seaman Staines

O-Randy-Hunt

We used to do the bookkeeping for a Carey hunt

DanDavis

Lucky you wasn't doing her gardening!

maybe_baby

I knew a bus driver called Dysis Mistop (I'm guessing the spelling)

Exiled_Addick

Doctor Brain
Dai Young
Mark Hunt

richie8

An anesthetist called Dr Eichmann!!!

red_murph

Sarah Glasscock

fadgadget

My old dentist was called DR Blood
also worked with a john thomas

McBobbin

Gastroenterologist called Assad Butt

Gravesend_Addick

my sister married into a family with the surname Adcock. I am just thankful her initial isn't H

North Lower Neil

Heard some crackers through my work over the last few years, my favourites being:

Extreme Limbo
Hanjob Ali
Delores Relorez

and the extraordinarily rude Harry Kunt.

North Lower Neil

Best I've actually met are Jenny Taylor (though sadly she's now married so it's changed), and a Claire Mycock. So Miss C. Mycock.

Bedsaddick

I went to school in Plumstead with a John Thomas.

PaulCAFC

Met a guy in Hackney once called Shaun Beaver - I laughed as I thought he was kidding, but he wasn't!

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Paul Skinback, the ex milwall legend, Pull Dickov is also a bit of a twat

Off_it

Had to ring a bloke called A Kunt once.

Also have had emails from Helmut Fuchs and Bernhard Titz.

CharltonKerry

Meet a bloke called Wayne Kerr, sounded good over the tannoy.

Absurdistan

I worked for a bloke in the USA called Wally Burke during the summer when at Uni.
In the USA neither of these names has the same meaning as this size of the pond, but priceless.

charlton_hero

Mr Bastard

Off_it

There was a bloke where I used to work who's first name was "Captain". Mental.

Uboat

Fuschia Wildgoose. Not rude, just ridiculous.

Gammysnr

Used to work for a bloke called John Cockaday. Also worked with a girl called Susan Purbe.

mickc

Got a couple of mates haven't seen either for years.
Wayne King.
Glen Miller

newyorkaddick

Had a German client Harro Sailer

StubleyAddick

My Dad had a mate called 'Richard (Dick) Head'

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Gammysnr said:

Used to work for a bloke called John Cockaday. Also worked with a girl called Susan Purbe.

were you a toilet attendant?

Saga Lout

Used to work with a guy who's surname was Catsanellabogun (I'm guess the spelling too - it was at least 20 years ago). Boy,his teenage years must've been tough.

Rob

Norma Stitz was a nice lady