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The end is nigh..time to confess....

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  • Who is still here then?

    I saw a crazy squirrel running around in circles at 11:13am , the water at my local pond had a few ripples on it as well , couldn't see any spaceships though?
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567

    Just been to Chatham. I can confirm the world has ended...

    The world ended in Chatham long before today!

  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    OK here goes. Years ago my best friend asked me to drive his slightly pissed fiance home (he didn't drive) from a party which I duly did. When we got outside her house she promptly bent down and gave me a BJ. Thing is I didn't feel guilty just jealous because my girlfriend at the time wouldn't have any of it! I used to get pangs of guilt from time to time but the pleasure of the memory always seemed to overtake it.
  • Wow

    That is the worst

    Hang your noggin in shame no way is your best mate worth less than a Nosh

  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567

    OK here goes. Years ago my best friend asked me to drive his slightly pissed fiance home (he didn't drive) from a party which I duly did. When we got outside her house she promptly bent down and gave me a BJ. Thing is I didn't feel guilty just jealous because my girlfriend at the time wouldn't have any of it! I used to get pangs of guilt from time to time but the pleasure of the memory always seemed to overtake it.

    Please don't say your mate was in the back seat!
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    It's all over and we survived.
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    See you all in the afterlife :-o
  • OK here goes. Years ago my best friend asked me to drive his slightly pissed fiance home (he didn't drive) from a party which I duly did. When we got outside her house she promptly bent down and gave me a BJ. Thing is I didn't feel guilty just jealous because my girlfriend at the time wouldn't have any of it! I used to get pangs of guilt from time to time but the pleasure of the memory always seemed to overtake it.

    Wow.
  • shine166 said:

    Lock must have pressed the button, well done that man !

    I appreciated that reference.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,237
    Dave - Im not sure if you noticed the world hasnt ended and there was no need to share... but glad you did!!

    You are a downright dirty dog! Is your mate still with her?

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,010

    OK here goes. Years ago my best friend asked me to drive his slightly pissed fiance home (he didn't drive) from a party which I duly did. When we got outside her house she promptly bent down and gave me a BJ. Thing is I didn't feel guilty just jealous because my girlfriend at the time wouldn't have any of it! I used to get pangs of guilt from time to time but the pleasure of the memory always seemed to overtake it.

    Poor form.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Are they married?
  • JT said:

    Are they married?

    Dave were you the best man? ; )
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Why wasn't your girlfriend having any of it? Black Jacks are lovely.
  • JT said:

    Why wasn't your girlfriend having any of it? Black Jacks are lovely.


    Perhaps her name wasn't penny chew.

  • Does he know u post on here
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,900
    We need to know:
    1 - are you still mates with?
    2 - are they still together?
    3 - do you see her, and give each other knowing looks over the table in the pub?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,266
    Leave it out, there is something my dad always told me

    'a standing prick has no conscience'

    He's confessed, whilst it is definitely not very classy I'll be shocked if no male on here has done the same or something similar
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,629
    edited December 2012
    Carter said:

    Leave it out, there is something my dad always told me

    'a standing prick has no conscience'

    He's confessed, whilst it is definitely not very classy I'll be shocked if no male on here has done the same or something similar

    Has you missus not told you about me yet mate?
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,266
    You have a pass, that's ok besides its my go tomorrow and I cannae wait I tell thee