I wonder whether people would be coming out with such innuendo if a distinguished Islamic figure resigned?
That said the Curbs and Appleton references did make me laugh.
I would make jokes if i understood the religion more, rather then having grown up in a christian dominated country, same reason why so many british stand up's make jokes about what they no, rather then blindly going in to something with no knowledge but sure if you wanna play that card. ;-)
he's just come to his senses and realises it's a load of old tosh
"How come I'm the 'closest man to God', yet don't feel any different, can't hear the big guy talking, have no magical healing powers and haven't been able to invade any countries and demand they take on my religion?! I didn't sign up for this!"
Could also fit the "weird job descriptions" thread.
A well established global and religiously inclined multi-million dollar corporation with links to ancient Rome seeks dynamic new bigot for the role Chief Executive, Chairman and Pope.
No educational qualifications or experience outside the corporation is necessary but at least 70 years proven track record of hyprocrisy and hatred of fellow human beings is essential for this caring people-oriented role.
As an equal opportunity employer, the Roman Catholic Church welcomes applications from reformed Nazis, perverts and child abusers but obviously as a leading spiritual organisation, women, gay people and parents need not apply.
Theories on the resignation from the office this morning: (Just for Fun) He's been found out as an undercover "sleeper" muslim" in a "homeland" style drama His real name isnt Benedict He lied about his GCSE's on his CV. He's failed on his choir boy KPI's He's read the Dan Browne books and thought that he had a point....
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That said the Curbs and Appleton references did make me laugh.
If there is no scandal personally, I can't really blame him at 85 for pulling a Murtaugh and basically saying he's too old for this s**t.
Could also fit the "weird job descriptions" thread.
A well established global and religiously inclined multi-million dollar corporation with links to ancient Rome seeks dynamic new bigot for the role Chief Executive, Chairman and Pope.
No educational qualifications or experience outside the corporation is necessary but at least 70 years proven track record of hyprocrisy and hatred of fellow human beings is essential for this caring people-oriented role.
As an equal opportunity employer, the Roman Catholic Church welcomes applications from reformed Nazis, perverts and child abusers but obviously as a leading spiritual organisation, women, gay people and parents need not apply.
The wording has to be correct being an equal opps employer where minorities are curently under represented.
Allah just think of some jokes for you
He's been found out as an undercover "sleeper" muslim" in a "homeland" style drama
His real name isnt Benedict
He lied about his GCSE's on his CV.
He's failed on his choir boy KPI's
He's read the Dan Browne books and thought that he had a point....
when the famous Tottenham Hotspur went to see him in Rome recently he apparently told them to "f*** off".