The Pope Resigns

Huskaris

I heard he was Findus' main "beef" supplier.

man_at_milletts

He's finally realised there's no promotion in the job.

Mortimerician

Probably reckons with Rangers mired in the third division and out of both cups that his job here is done.

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Mortimerician said:

Probably reckons with Rangers mired in the third division and out of both cups that his job here is done.

Ha ha.

Goonerhater

Herd he wants to concentrate on the choir

WSS

http://www.reed.co.uk/jobs/urgent-strong-waver-needed-central-rome-start-1st-march/22607002#/jobs/italy

DA9

Probably heard that "Big Jock Knew"

sralan

'arrys' made him a better offer and one that he really couldn't refuse.

C_A_F_C

What are the odds of him being on the next series of Splash?

Croydon

C_A_F_C said:

What are the odds of him being on the next series of Splash?

what are the odds on there being another series?

Latimer

Typical pulls out before finishing the job

C_A_F_C

Croydon said:

C_A_F_C said:

What are the odds of him being on the next series of Splash?

what are the odds on there being another series?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2013/feb/05/splash-returns-second-series

Absurdistan

Time to see whether Mourinho truly is the chosen one.

Henry Irving

CL at it's best and worst

MickeyBennett

Can't believe the scout masters are being called out.

nolly

I know your views on men in shorts Mickey

DRF

This may be a bit straight for a thread which is focussed on the funny, but I really hope this guy gets it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kalathiparambil I have interviewd him and I would quite like to tell peope I once had a private audience with the pope.

JT

Absurdistan said:

Time to see whether Mourinho truly is the chosen one.

DA9

New VOTV contributor, big coup by AB

Czech_Addick

petetheaddick said:

His real name isnt Benedict

He's now ex-Benedict

JT

McBobbin

That's incredibly offensive JT, posting that.

Everyone knows Ted Crilly died years ago

Riviera

McBobbin said:

That's incredibly offensive JT, posting that.

Everyone knows Ted Crilly died years ago

Hence the odds....

grumpyaddick

Eamonn Holmes looks good value.

Fat, talentless, mean, Irish, ego-centric and supports Man Utd.

Not really old enough and lacking a strong track record in sexual perversion but still a strong contender.

MayoAddick

(BREAKING NEWS)
The Pope has been forced to resign following revelations that holy communion contains 67% horse DNA

Riviera

MayoAddick said:

(BREAKING NEWS)
The Pope has been forced to resign following revelations that holy communion contains 67% horse DNA

CTM.......

eldavide

Time to get this guy in

Mendonca In Asdas

Those odds are rubbish , i can't believe Mick MCcarthey, Roy Keane & Jack Charlton are not on there.

Riviera

Or Ian Paisley?

Rizzo

Berlusconi would make a fantastic Pope. Elderly, wealthy, corrupt with a penchant for younger lovers.