Words you always read wrong.

maybe_baby

I always read homeopathic as homophobic, also shoplifters for shopfitters.

LawrieAbrahams

Wrong

tangoflash

I always read Pardew as c**t......................

Mortimerwasgod

I always type 'thnaks' rather than thanks when emailing. Irritating!

Sillybilly

I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.

thai malaysia addick

I don't have a problem reading but, like Mortimerwasgod, I have a typing problem. I am always typing 'best regards' as 'best regrads' and, more irritatingly, I often type my name (which is Phil) as Phuk as I slip one letter to the left for the last two letters of my name. Otherwise, I don't make any typing misatkse.

Swisdom

Sillybilly said:

I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.

I have sex daily

sorry that should read "I have dyslexia"

cafcdave123

crystal palace/pack of c#nts

E_cafc

Hermione

johnny73

this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

maybe_baby

Remember Dickie Davis saying cock sucker instead of cup soccer.

SE10Addick

johnny73 said:

this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!

SuedeAdidas

Not really the same thing - but my brother came out with my favourite ever Spoonerism.

He took his (then) young daughter to the beach and she kept pestering him to buy her "an indingible rubber flately".

LargeAddick

when Fanny posts NWKERS

hawksmoor

I always read the word 'reading' as Reading, as in Reading, Berkshire. So, you know that film Burn After Reading, I always thought of that as 'burn when you get past Reading'.

JiMMy 85

I didn't hear the word 'awry' out loud until I was 21, and had, until that point, heard it in my head as "or-e".

I always type 'from' as 'form', when typing quick, no matter how hard I try not to.

man_at_milletts

I read you're original post. I could of put loads but fort better off it.

johnny73

SE10Addick said:

johnny73 said:

this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!

I was going to say 'I eat popcorn all the time' but in the context of this conversion I think I better just leave it.

Solidgone

Toilet for To Let.

DA9

slexsydia lures KO

thenewbie

I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.

Bournemouth Addick

Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

maybe_baby

Bournemouth Addick said:

Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

You're always up to your elbows in something Bournemouth

man_at_milletts

Bournemouth Addick said:

Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

Yes I thought that was a programme about vets when I first read it.

MrOneLung

thenewbie said:

I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.

I think you meant their/they're/there....