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Words you always read wrong.

maybe_babymaybe_baby
edited February 2013 in Not Sports Related
I always read homeopathic as homophobic, also shoplifters for shopfitters.

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    LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
    Wrong
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    edited February 2013
    I always read Pardew as c**t......................
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    MortimerwasgodMortimerwasgod
    I always type 'thnaks' rather than thanks when emailing. Irritating!
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    SillybillySillybilly
    I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    I don't have a problem reading but, like Mortimerwasgod, I have a typing problem. I am always typing 'best regards' as 'best regrads' and, more irritatingly, I often type my name (which is Phil) as Phuk as I slip one letter to the left for the last two letters of my name. Otherwise, I don't make any typing misatkse.
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    SwisdomSwisdom
    Sillybilly said:

    I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.

    I have sex daily

    sorry that should read "I have dyslexia"

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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    crystal palace/pack of c#nts
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    E_cafcE_cafc
    Hermione
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    johnny73johnny73
    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!
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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    Remember Dickie Davis saying cock sucker instead of cup soccer.
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    SE10AddickSE10Addick
    johnny73 said:

    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

    lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!
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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    Not really the same thing - but my brother came out with my favourite ever Spoonerism.

    He took his (then) young daughter to the beach and she kept pestering him to buy her "an indingible rubber flately".
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    LargeAddickLargeAddick
    edited February 2013
    when Fanny posts NWKERS
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    hawksmoorhawksmoor
    I always read the word 'reading' as Reading, as in Reading, Berkshire. So, you know that film Burn After Reading, I always thought of that as 'burn when you get past Reading'.
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    JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    I didn't hear the word 'awry' out loud until I was 21, and had, until that point, heard it in my head as "or-e".

    I always type 'from' as 'form', when typing quick, no matter how hard I try not to.

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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    I read you're original post. I could of put loads but fort better off it.

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    johnny73johnny73
    SE10Addick said:

    johnny73 said:

    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

    lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!
    I was going to say 'I eat popcorn all the time' but in the context of this conversion I think I better just leave it.
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    SolidgoneSolidgone
    Toilet for To Let.
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    DA9DA9
    slexsydia lures KO
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    thenewbiethenewbie
    I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.
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    Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...
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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

    You're always up to your elbows in something Bournemouth :)

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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

    Yes I thought that was a programme about vets when I first read it.

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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    thenewbie said:

    I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.

    I think you meant their/they're/there....

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