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Words you always read wrong.

edited February 2013 in Not Sports Related
I always read homeopathic as homophobic, also shoplifters for shopfitters.

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  • edited February 2013
    I always read Pardew as c**t......................
  • I always type 'thnaks' rather than thanks when emailing. Irritating!
  • I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.
  • I don't have a problem reading but, like Mortimerwasgod, I have a typing problem. I am always typing 'best regards' as 'best regrads' and, more irritatingly, I often type my name (which is Phil) as Phuk as I slip one letter to the left for the last two letters of my name. Otherwise, I don't make any typing misatkse.
  • I always think that, given its meaning, the word "dyslexia" is perfect.

    I have sex daily

    sorry that should read "I have dyslexia"

  • crystal palace/pack of c#nts
  • Hermione
  • this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!
  • Remember Dickie Davis saying cock sucker instead of cup soccer.
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  • johnny73 said:

    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

    lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!
  • Not really the same thing - but my brother came out with my favourite ever Spoonerism.

    He took his (then) young daughter to the beach and she kept pestering him to buy her "an indingible rubber flately".
  • edited February 2013
    when Fanny posts NWKERS
  • I always read the word 'reading' as Reading, as in Reading, Berkshire. So, you know that film Burn After Reading, I always thought of that as 'burn when you get past Reading'.
  • I didn't hear the word 'awry' out loud until I was 21, and had, until that point, heard it in my head as "or-e".

    I always type 'from' as 'form', when typing quick, no matter how hard I try not to.

  • I read you're original post. I could of put loads but fort better off it.

  • johnny73 said:

    this is one I occasionally say wrong - popcorn / cockporn!

    lets hope you know what you're eating at the cinema!
    I was going to say 'I eat popcorn all the time' but in the context of this conversion I think I better just leave it.
  • Toilet for To Let.
  • slexsydia lures KO
  • I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.
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  • Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...
  • Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

    You're always up to your elbows in something Bournemouth :)

  • Whenever I bring up the tv planner thing on the tele I often have to look twice at "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green". I'll leave it you to work out what letter in the word 'fishing' I replace...

    Yes I thought that was a programme about vets when I first read it.

  • thenewbie said:

    I don't think I have ever used there/their/they're correctly at the first attempt, I've always had to go back and correct myself.

    I think you meant their/they're/there....

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