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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Cash Of The Titans - some giants argue about whose round it is
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    'Attack of the 5ft. Woman'. Gotta watch the little 'uns.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    It's a wonderful lie - Family man leaves his family for a whore, then makes up a ridiculous story to explain his absence.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Dai M for Murder-vigilante man from Llanelli goes about killing people
  • One with the wind - a poignant everyday story of a flatulent young man whose life is dominated by his affliction.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Pup fiction - Heartless father promises his son a dog for his birthday, then gives him naff all!
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Godfellas - An everyday story about Jehovah witnesses.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    Wall - Follow the heart rending exploits of a Bermondsey knuckle dragger as he wrestles with solitude and the meaning of life. Set against the backdrop of taking the shit from the whole of London into his very local incinerator.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    Ocky - a down-and out darts player gets a world title shot against Eric Bristow.
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    Pan Labyrinth - A man is transported into a nightmarish maze of kitchen equipment.

    Hat - De Niro and Pacino fight it out over a piece of fashionable headgear.

    We Were Solders - A group of metal alloys look back on their lives.

    Ear Window - Alternative title for 'Being John Malkovich'.

    On Air - Nicolas Cage hosts a prison radio show.
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  • Ick Ass - The gruelling story of one man's suffering after eating a steak slice from The Valley.
  • L Cid - The emotional journey of a 17 year old's battle to pass his driving test
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    The Silence of the Lamb-90 minutes spent watching a sleeping baby sheep.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    The Brb's - Man waits outside a shop for longer than the 5 minutes promised on the sign
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    The Da Vinci Cod - In this action packed thriller a hidden clue in a Da Vinci painting throws Christianity into chaos as it reveals Jesus was actually a fish.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Silence of the Labs - A serial killer with a penchant for eating forensic scientists.

  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    the jazz singe - a man gives himself a friction burn
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    JK - A series of implausible theories about the murder of the lead singer of Jamiroquai.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Bad Oys. Renegade Jewish cops take down an illicit shellfish-smuggling ring
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    McBobbin said:

    the jazz singe - a man gives himself a friction burn

    .....whilst reading Razzle.
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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    The Bi Lebowski - the dude abides... Threesomes
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Da Boot - A group of black men hide in the trunk of their car during WW2
  • fiddler on the roo - exploits of an australian into beastiality.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Sigs - aliens invade earth after a misunderstanding over a signature on an internet messageboard
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    Ladiator - Russell Crowe stars in a film about Chinese central heating.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    The Ting - Gippos set up an elaborate con involving a fixed dog race
  • P_Air
    P_Air Posts: 545
    Alien - The sequel to Alien.

    Jango Unchained - "The D is non-existent" Story of a freed slave.

    WALL - Pixar animation of a brick wall.
  • addickdanny
    addickdanny Posts: 136
    DIE ARD: The london edition
  • reservoir dos - a public information broadcast about safety when near water.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Do Soldiers - A young lady with a penchant for men in uniform visits a barracks with one intention