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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Apocalypse Ow - A man stubs his toe, stands on a plug and gets brainfreeze, all at the same time.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Pale Ride - unfettered love between Clint Eastwood and a succession of nubile young gingers
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Casio - De Niro and Pesci star in a gripping tale of a cheap digital watch
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    cafcpolo said:

    The Da Vinci Cod - In this action packed thriller a hidden clue in a Da Vinci painting throws Christianity into chaos as it reveals Jesus was actually a fish.

    More plausible than the real thing!
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    sleepless in settle - a plague of insomnia invades north yorkshire.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Carface-harrowing story of a man's daily battle with life after he is hit so hard in the head by a Mercedes C Class that he has the Merc emblem permanently imprinted on his forehead.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    pretty oman - an arabian tourist information film.
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    Barton Ink - An odious scouser opens a tattoo parlour.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Rainspotting - a tale about the weather in Manchester.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    taxi drier - a man with chamois leather gloves lays in wait outside car-washes ready to pounce on unsuspecting cabs that only have a wash and rinse.
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  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    this sporting lie - the story of lance armstong
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Love Tory - the doomed romance of Clegg and Cameron
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    I Root - well I do
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Seven Rides For Seven Brothers
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    r No - a tale of things going wrong
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    oldfinger - how I touched up a granny.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    1 - Dudley Moore pulls a munter who looks more like Bo Diddley than Bo Derek.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    shat - story of a really bad 1970's black new york private eye
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    The Seve Year Itch - A tale of a Spanish golfer and his year-long battle with an STD.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Jaw - The real life story of racing driver David Coulthard.
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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited March 2013
    Seeping Beauty - 'No review available for this one'
    Lady and the Ramp - The story of an aristocratic women who becomes wheelchair bound.
  • PaulCAFC
    PaulCAFC Posts: 857
    'Itch' - Heartfelt story following Will Smith on his journey to find a cream for the STD he contracted from Eva Mendes
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    death of a alesman - the story of oliver reed
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Arry on Up The Khyber - A failed football manager discovers enlightenment in a gay relationship.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    get arter - football managers fall over themselves trying to get the signature of an exciting young academy prospect.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Get Arter - A French right-back falls out with his teammate, with terrible repercussions.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    'Easy Ride' - The Ulrika Jonsson story.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    groundho day - bill murray stars in a comedy whereby he wakes everyday with the urge to shag as many prostitutes as possible.
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,159
    Lady and the Ramp - Enthralling tale of when an elderly woman emptied the wheelbarrow contents into her skip.
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    Pay Misty for Me - Clint Eastwood loses his wallet and has to ask a friend to settle his debt.

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