luiz suarez

Lincsaddick

Sun Headline: Suarez: The Tooth Behind my Bad Behaviour'

Macronate

Transylvania Utd have said they'll take him.

cafcpolo

Guess I'm the only one laughing more and more every time I see it then!

Lincsaddick

My niece once bit my hand when I told her to stop pouring milk all over the inside of the fridge .. I wouldn't have minded but she was 21 at the time

red_murph

If he does go inside he'll get a filling

BlackForestReds

Suarez should have been sent off and if Chelsea fail to get into the CL after his last minute equaliser it could bite them really hard.

Lincsaddick

Ivanovic commented: 'Once bitten twice shy'

JohnBoyUK

Macronate

in his defense, he is in my Dream Teams so I hope he gets a 7 or above and receives no punishment.

Off_it

From the BBC;

"Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard said: "I think it would be an injustice to Luis Suarez to talk about (the incident), he has been the best player in the league this season."

What is it about scousers and "justice" that it only seems to work one way in their minds?

Goonerhater

he wife told him to stop slagging off rivals on the pitch--- she never mentioned chopping on em.

pull his teeth out ---rabid dog

Leroy Ambrose

They really are nauseating.

thai malaysia addick

The Liverpool management will need to chew this one over but may need to bite the bullet

[Deleted User]

Lol off it. Too true.

It would be unjust not to bring it up

Beckboy

Liverpool have said they will fight tooth and nail to clear his name

sralan

Ignore Suarez at your peril. One day he'll come back and bite you on the a**e.

sirjohnhumphrey

I didn't see it. Was it on pay pay-per-chew?

twiggyaddick

buckshee

Suarez goes into a bar and the barman says "how about a large Apéritif?" and Suarez replys "I doubt it"

Absurdistan

Whats the big fuss, he was hungry

I_Saw_Semedo_Score

CAFCdamo said:

C*nt has just scored the equaliser, typical. Disgusting.

At least it was against Chelsea. Tossers.

Off_it

twiggyaddick said:

That's good.

flyingkiwiDK

When you live on a farm
And you bite someone's arm
That's a Suarez

When your forehead is wide
And your teeth are offside
That's a Suarez

When you dive for a pen
Over and over again
That's a Suarez

When your gums are so tight
Like you've strained for a shite
That's a Suarez

Welly

Lot of fuss about nothing just armless fun

cafcpolo

No Kieron Ribs or Jonjo Shellfish? I won't be eating there!

Leuth

Odd, slightly repugnant and very childish behaviour

Worse than a studs-up shin-high lunge? In no possible universe (except the one with pointy teeth and venomous saliva)

uncle

youtu.be/mAnqW7hdPjI Not as vile but is this not a worse offence? 2 kicks, 3 stamps and right jab

SELR_addicks

Can't stand Liverpool, the hypocrisy with their defence of Suarez is baffling. Especially booing Evra for being racially abused...

CAFCBourne

Big fuss over nothing again, it will roll on for days with ex pros telling us its disgusting.

I would rather that than a broken leg

and they wont sell him and neither would any other club.

3 match ban move on

NorfWestlondonAddick

Forget Liverpool 'Statements of Intent', Football Association Comment, & platitudes from football affectionado's. When is Criminal Assault NOT Criminal Assault? Apparently when it's committed on the so-called "hallowed turf". A football Pitch is NOT outside British Law. Has a Policeman ever walked onto a Match in play and arrested a player for what is obviously a personal assault in front of 30,000 'witnesses? I wish one would. It would change players attitudes and actions immediately. A Football Pitch does NOT have the protection afforded to a Foreign Embassy, and a Policeman 'trumps' a Referee every time!