Was going to let this go, but the fact no-one has mentioned the devil's food yet means I'm more convinced than ever it's a huge conspiracy...
Onions are foul! Especially raw.
Why the world has to include them in every single goddamn dish I have no idea.
Thats a good one, onions are definitely over-used in food. However raw onions in a kebab shop burger, cheese and onion sandwich (or one of the Liberal club French sticks with grated cheese and raw onion) are perfect. They repeat on you like a bastard but work, French onion soup done right is glorious too.
I'm on your side here bro, stick with me. Onions are hugely overused and unwelcome on pizza, in chilli, in Indian food, in mince-based dishes like shepherds pie or cottage pie. Tuna and onion, fuck no!
what's the problem with pie, mash and liquor? It's alright, fills you up. Or is the problem with people eating it then feeling the need to put their thumbs in their braces and walking bandy legged out the door whistling "me ol' bamboo"?
There's not much I don't like, but cauliflower is probably the closest you'll get. Annoys me on cooking shows to see "cauliflower three ways"/a celebration of cauliflower. There's one way, and that's left in the shop. Cauliflower steak? My ass.
Whoever said tripe that's something that never needs to be in a human mouth. You can taste the actual shit still.
The used to eat tripe as a treat and her breath would stink for days but she loved it, that said she also used to eat fox shit.
I tried fermented shark in Iceland, I knew it was going to be nasty, I cant describe how rancid that was, go into a high end Icelandic restaurant though and it will be there on the menu
if charlton life became china life i wonder what food stuff they couldn't stand? When i saw that Karl Pilkington show and the camera panned across to his coach driver scoffing down a chicken fetus still in its shell and some passer by chomping on a bit of scorpion head i thought they're one lot who couldn't possibly have any hang ups on what food stuff they intake.
Never heard of the show but the "things" you just mentioned are definitely not food here. Nobody in their right mind would eat them.😅
Sushi - aka raw fish. Do I look like a Dolphin? Stop saving money on gas and just cook the stuff. Spinach - don't see the point. Tastes like slime and you actually use more calories eating it than you get from it. Artichokes - revolting.
I think those are two different foods? Sushi doesn't necessarily have raw fish in it? But anyway I totally agree. I was going to say Japanese food. Raw fish, raw beef, raw eggs, sushi... Isn't it animals that eat raw meat, raw fish?😅
Whoever said tripe that's something that never needs to be in a human mouth. You can taste the actual shit still.
The used to eat tripe as a treat and her breath would stink for days but she loved it, that said she also used to eat fox shit.
I tried fermented shark in Iceland, I knew it was going to be nasty, I cant describe how rancid that was, go into a high end Icelandic restaurant though and it will be there on the menu
Come on, Carter.
Don't leave us without any further explanation.
"The" used to eat tripe as a treat and her breath would stink for days but she loved it, that said she also used to eat fox shit..."
Whoever said tripe that's something that never needs to be in a human mouth. You can taste the actual shit still.
The used to eat tripe as a treat and her breath would stink for days but she loved it, that said she also used to eat fox shit.
I tried fermented shark in Iceland, I knew it was going to be nasty, I cant describe how rancid that was, go into a high end Icelandic restaurant though and it will be there on the menu
Come on, Carter.
Don't leave us without any further explanation.
"The" used to eat tripe as a treat and her breath would stink for days but she loved it, that said she also used to eat fox shit..."
what's the problem with pie, mash and liquor? It's alright, fills you up. Or is the problem with people eating it then feeling the need to put their thumbs in their braces and walking bandy legged out the door whistling "me ol' bamboo"?
There's not much I don't like, but cauliflower is probably the closest you'll get. Annoys me on cooking shows to see "cauliflower three ways"/a celebration of cauliflower. There's one way, and that's left in the shop. Cauliflower steak? My ass.
McBobbin…..pie&mash is a waste of time energy and money! I neither like or dislike the taste………because there simply isn’t any!
what's the problem with pie, mash and liquor? It's alright, fills you up. Or is the problem with people eating it then feeling the need to put their thumbs in their braces and walking bandy legged out the door whistling "me ol' bamboo"?
There's not much I don't like, but cauliflower is probably the closest you'll get. Annoys me on cooking shows to see "cauliflower three ways"/a celebration of cauliflower. There's one way, and that's left in the shop. Cauliflower steak? My ass.
McBobbin…..pie&mash is a waste of time energy and money! I neither like or dislike the taste………because there simply isn’t any!
bit of white pepper and chilli vinegar...
Does remind me of that "Goodness Gracious Me" sketch though where they went for "an English" and asked for the "blandest dish" Think they went with scampi but could have been pie and mash!
Was going to let this go, but the fact no-one has mentioned the devil's food yet means I'm more convinced than ever it's a huge conspiracy...
Onions are foul! Especially raw.
Why the world has to include them in every single goddamn dish I have no idea.
100% this, can't feckin stand them or any of the onion family. Discovered this in later life as I didn't mind them back in the day at the Valley in a boiled beef burger !!
People saying pie mash is bland, but it’s not when it’s smothered in salt, pepper and vinegar. Some times the condiments make the meal. Fish and chips is pretty bland, but cover it in salt and vinegar and a big dollop of tartare sauce and it is a food from the gods. Same as a decent salad needs a good dressing to make it special or a prawn cocktail needs to be covered in Marie Rose sauce. Hotdogs need mustard, a burger needs ketchup, a kebab needs chilli sauce. A ham sandwich is bland, but put some English mustard in it and bosh. Same with a cheese sandwich. Bland as anything, but add some chutney or pickle and it changes it totally. Same with pie mash. It’s all about the condiment 👍🏻
People saying pie mash is bland, but it’s not when it’s smothered in salt, pepper and vinegar. Some times the condiments make the meal. Fish and chips is pretty bland, but cover it in salt and vinegar and a big dollop of tartare sauce and it is a food from the gods. Same as a decent salad needs a good dressing to make it special or a prawn cocktail needs to be covered in Marie Rose sauce. Hotdogs need mustard, a burger needs ketchup, a kebab needs chilli sauce. A ham sandwich is bland, but put some English mustard in it and bosh. Same with a cheese sandwich. Bland as anything, but add some chutney or pickle and it changes it totally. Same with pie mash. It’s all about the condiment 👍🏻
The analogies to your team are all there, bang average team. Stick Flemming in it and BOOM play off contenders
People saying pie mash is bland, but it’s not when it’s smothered in salt, pepper and vinegar. Some times the condiments make the meal. Fish and chips is pretty bland, but cover it in salt and vinegar and a big dollop of tartare sauce and it is a food from the gods. Same as a decent salad needs a good dressing to make it special or a prawn cocktail needs to be covered in Marie Rose sauce. Hotdogs need mustard, a burger needs ketchup, a kebab needs chilli sauce. A ham sandwich is bland, but put some English mustard in it and bosh. Same with a cheese sandwich. Bland as anything, but add some chutney or pickle and it changes it totally. Same with pie mash. It’s all about the condiment 👍🏻
By definition then, all food is bland and needs condiments?
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I like them raw or cooked but mates I know who didn't like raw really liked the cooked version.
I'm on your side here bro, stick with me. Onions are hugely overused and unwelcome on pizza, in chilli, in Indian food, in mince-based dishes like shepherds pie or cottage pie. Tuna and onion, fuck no!
There's not much I don't like, but cauliflower is probably the closest you'll get. Annoys me on cooking shows to see "cauliflower three ways"/a celebration of cauliflower. There's one way, and that's left in the shop. Cauliflower steak? My ass.
Also I enjoy a large bowl of Tapioca Pudding,
schoolboys often refer to this as Frogspawn.
The used to eat tripe as a treat and her breath would stink for days but she loved it, that said she also used to eat fox shit.
I tried fermented shark in Iceland, I knew it was going to be nasty, I cant describe how rancid that was, go into a high end Icelandic restaurant though and it will be there on the menu
Duriam fruit has to be up there though
Don't leave us without any further explanation.
"The" used to eat tripe as a treat and her breath would stink for days but she loved it, that said she also used to eat fox shit..."
Now, is this an ex or your current partner ?
I neither like or dislike the taste………because there simply isn’t any!
Does remind me of that "Goodness Gracious Me" sketch though where they went for "an English" and asked for the "blandest dish" Think they went with scampi but could have been pie and mash!
Mussels / oysters / whitebait / chicken wings
Dont eat:
Parsnips - make me fart ...