I always preferred playing rugby or cricket to playing football and I wanted to name my first son Denzil .. the wife threatened me with withdrawal of conjugal rights should I insist on that name
I had to piss in a phone box in Sidcup high street at 1am as I couldn't hold it any longer and the bus to Foots Cray Tesco was in 5mins and I could not wait one more moment.
I had to piss in a phone box in Sidcup high street at 1am as I couldn't hold it any longer and the bus to Foots Cray Tesco was in 5mins and I could not wait one more moment.
You're just a pup. I've had three Street dumps under the influence.
As a boozed up young 'un I once attended a party at the house of a Charlton first team player and nicked a pair of his 'Admiral' training shorts from the washing pile.
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Howard's Way is my favourite BBC serial of all time.
I have told women I'd call them the next day and haven't. Not so easier to get away with in these social media days I would imagine.
Wherever possible I sit down to pee.
On secessive days?
"No dad, things are gonna change around here..."