I Sky Plus Jeremy Kyle (as I have a job). I also watch Jerry Spinger and The Maury Show when I get the chance!
At uni I used to set my alarm for him at 9:25. I also used to watch Hollyoaks religiously, sometimes the same episode twice.
Something I've told very few people, I cut my head open in Thailand and then used underwear to scrape and gouge out the infection a couple of days later. Classy.
Told work I was late as had to go back home for wallet and Oyster card. In reality my two year son came up to me and hugged my legs, to say say goodbye but then he bit my cock and wouldn't let go. Couldn't walk for ten minutes.
I just proposed to my millsmall supporting girlfriend. She said yes even though I presented her with the ring from a pack of haribo. On holiday so didnt want to bring and lose the real ring.
I just proposed to my millsmall supporting girlfriend. She said yes even though I presented her with the ring from a pack of haribo. On holiday so didnt want to bring and lose the real ring.
Who said romance was dead.
Blimey , Haribo , you know how to treat a lady , Randy. ( Congratulations by the way!)
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Something I've told very few people, I cut my head open in Thailand and then used underwear to scrape and gouge out the infection a couple of days later. Classy.
Was a good wouldya bit of a crack pot
Actually, I'd shit myself.
Who said romance was dead.
Cant wait to get back on the roads of london NLA. Missing it already.
And about 80% of the other RIP threads
I was a socialist when I was young.
embarrassing both of them.