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Confessions you have to make at some point in your life

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    Two days in a row I've suffered cut mouths and swollen lips from being head butted by two year olds :-(


    Future Cage Fighters?

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    I watch Jeremy Kyle to play 'Spot the tooth'

    I Sky Plus Jeremy Kyle (as I have a job). I also watch Jerry Spinger and The Maury Show when I get the chance!
    At uni I used to set my alarm for him at 9:25. I also used to watch Hollyoaks religiously, sometimes the same episode twice.

    Something I've told very few people, I cut my head open in Thailand and then used underwear to scrape and gouge out the infection a couple of days later. Classy.
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    I watch TOWIE. and i love it.

    This. And I've just got into The Valleys. Can't stand Geordie Shore though.
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    I was a vagrant for a year in my 20's.
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    I've never had the courage to ask a girl out.
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    I'm scared of cows
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    Pull the udder one
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    My name is rob and i am scared of naked women
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    Is she a work colleague?
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    Got some nips like!
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    I love Taylor Swift's album. Male, 38.

    Easily the most despicable on here.

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    Local constabulary was walking by so i used my charm to get her to help aprehend the suspect

    Was a good wouldya bit of a crack pot
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    Told work I was late as had to go back home for wallet and Oyster card. In reality my two year son came up to me and hugged my legs, to say say goodbye but then he bit my cock and wouldn't let go. Couldn't walk for ten minutes.
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    I watch TOWIE. and i love it.

    This. And I've just got into The Valleys. Can't stand Geordie Shore though.
    New series of TOWIE tonight mate!
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    BIG_ROB said:

    I've tried to make GIFs on countless ocassions to give @JT a run for his money, but naused it up every time!

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    I really like The Wanted
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    I love Taylor Swift's album. Male, 38.

    Prefer her older stuff
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    I bought a Nik Kershaw blue silk cushion at butlins when I was ten.
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    Told my flatmates on the way to uni that I'd forgotten my essay and had to go back to get it, much to their amusement.

    Actually, I'd shit myself.
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    I just proposed to my millsmall supporting girlfriend. She said yes even though I presented her with the ring from a pack of haribo. On holiday so didnt want to bring and lose the real ring.

    Who said romance was dead.
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    Congratulations mate!
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    I just proposed to my millsmall supporting girlfriend. She said yes even though I presented her with the ring from a pack of haribo. On holiday so didnt want to bring and lose the real ring.

    Who said romance was dead.

    Blimey , Haribo , you know how to treat a lady , Randy. ( Congratulations by the way!)

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    Nice one ORH pal!
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    She is millwall mia :D Cheers gaz
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    Hey mate well done now back on the scooter to pay for it
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    nice one randy
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    BIG_ROB said:

    Nice one ORH pal!

    Cheers big roberto

    Cant wait to get back on the roads of london NLA. Missing it already.
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    I've never heard of Iain Banks.


    And about 80% of the other RIP threads
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    I supported Leeds as a kid.

    I was a socialist when I was young.

    embarrassing both of them.
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