Getting married on Sunday... what's your one bit of advice for a happy marriage?
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A happy marriage needs only a woman who is blind and a man who is deaf..................alternatively, make sure that you always keep your wife as your best friend. Have a happy day and a happier life.0
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Who the feck gets home from work that early?seth plum said:I wish I had followed the advice I am about to give you. However trust me, what I am about to say will give your marriage a chance, but it ought to be an absolute priority.
Every day, and an appropriate time, say about 5.20pm, both of you sit down together uninterrupted with a cup of tea. Then spend 20 minutes, each of you telling the other about their day. However boring your partners day sounds, or yours sounds to them, still listen, pay attention, take an interest.
Never waver from this routine, ever.
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She probably says the same thing when you fancy a bit Dave (apart from replacing 20 minutes with 3)1905 said:
I just shuddered at the thought of having to undertake this 20 minutes of torture.seth plum said:I wish I had followed the advice I am about to give you. However trust me, what I am about to say will give your marriage a chance, but it ought to be an absolute priority.
Every day, and an appropriate time, say about 5.20pm, both of you sit down together uninterrupted with a cup of tea. Then spend 20 minutes, each of you telling the other about their day. However boring your partners day sounds, or yours sounds to them, still listen, pay attention, take an interest.
Never waver from this routine, ever.0 -
Don't do it,
She uses all your money to pay for the wedding
Every payday she uses all your money
Then you have to leave her the house and use more of your money to divorce the bitch
They can't all be as bad as my ex surely, good luck your gonna need it.0 -
Make sure your wife loves Charlton.0
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Sounds as if both partners are already condemned to the nursing home.seth plum said:I wish I had followed the advice I am about to give you. However trust me, what I am about to say will give your marriage a chance, but it ought to be an absolute priority.
Every day, and an appropriate time, say about 5.20pm, both of you sit down together uninterrupted with a cup of tea. Then spend 20 minutes, each of you telling the other about their day. However boring your partners day sounds, or yours sounds to them, still listen, pay attention, take an interest.
Never waver from this routine, ever.
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My dad married my mum in the morning and went off to watch Charlton at home in the afternoon 48 years ago and are still married. Charlton wife in that order and you cannot go wrong.0
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On a Friday? Moi?Spanish said:
Been to the boozer Cabron ?Off_it said:
Taken many brides up the central passage have you?JWADDICK said:
Brides never walk down the aisle. The aisle in a Church runs along each side and in fact Brides are always taken down the central passage.Off_it said:Why does a bride smile when she walks down the aisle .............. you know the rest.
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No advice, you and she will will make mistakes, but, hopefully, you both will learn by them and will enjoy your lives together.
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Good man. That's as it should be - you can change your wife but you cant change your team.scabbyhorse said:My dad married my mum in the morning and went off to watch Charlton at home in the afternoon 48 years ago and are still married. Charlton wife in that order and you cannot go wrong.
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My best advice is not to marry my ex.0
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Make sure you have plenty of interests in common. All the very best to you both!0
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My nan & grandad were married in the morning at Greenwich. After the ceremony, all the men went straight to charlton whilst the women got the food ready for the evening. Whilst he wasn't a guest Sam Bartram was in the pub in the evening and came in and wished them well.scabbyhorse said:My dad married my mum in the morning and went off to watch Charlton at home in the afternoon 48 years ago and are still married. Charlton wife in that order and you cannot go wrong.
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Thanks off it. I might include that in my best man speechOff_it said:Why does a bride smile when she walks down the aisle .............. you know the rest.
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Not lol but likeLeroy Ambrose said:Enjoy your marriage whilst it lasts. Every second of it - you'll only regret it later when it inevitably goes tits up.
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Just do as you are told & you'll be fine0
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The only advice is make sure you behave slightly better than any brothers-in-law as you will then always be held up as a paragon on virtue on family occasions.0
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Be honest. Do things together, but also do things apart (not other women, obviously).0
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Never give a Season Ticket as an anniversary present ...0
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Choose your battles wisely. Don't stress the small stuff. Get a proper man shed.
Congratulations and enjoy the ride.0 -
Set your stall out early and fake an interest in shoes0
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Well, that could work in a same-sex marriage... :-)charltonkeston said:Set your stall out early and fake an interest in shoes
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I'm tempted to just say one word - anal. But seriously, tell her you love her once a day, never go to bed without sorting out a row, if you have kids make time for the family, yourself and most importantly the two of you. Always think what the alternative to being with her is if you do have a row if (singledom, losing the family home and most
importantly, missing her)
Oh, and in private browsing on the home PC0 -
DaveMehmet said:
I'm tempted to just say one word - anal. But seriously, tell her you love her once a day, never go to bed without sorting out a row, if you have kids make time for the family, yourself and most importantly the two of you. Always think what the alternative to being with her is if you do have a row if (singledom, losing the family home and most
importantly, missing her)
Oh, and in private browsing on the home PC
ADMIN aliens have Mehmet or he left his pc open and mrs Mehmet has it if so evening maam0 -
1. Talk
2. Go to bed at the same time0 -
NEVER underestimate the power of "yes dear"
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Don't go to sleep on an argument0 -
Lol, probably should have added - rip it up her sh*tter on a regular basisnth london addick said:DaveMehmet said:I'm tempted to just say one word - anal. But seriously, tell her you love her once a day, never go to bed without sorting out a row, if you have kids make time for the family, yourself and most importantly the two of you. Always think what the alternative to being with her is if you do have a row if (singledom, losing the family home and most
importantly, missing her)
Oh, and in private browsing on the home PC
ADMIN aliens have Mehmet or he left his pc open and mrs Mehmet has it if so evening maam0
