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Dear Bruce Forsyth

church-lane
church-lane Posts: 936
in Not Sports Related
Please die!

wife has strictly on. God I hate that man.

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  • Senpai
    Senpai Posts: 901
    Bit harsh.
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 936
    nope
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,019
    Only if he takes Davina McCall out with him
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,621
    church-lane said:

    Please die!

    wife has strictly on. God I hate that man.

    He does, on SCD every week.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,850
    edited September 2013
    Arfer Smith said when he met one of his idols Eric Sykes, he told Arfer he loathed Brucie....Apparently Bruce went up to Eric, offered his hand and said "Eric, its been so long I can't even remember what we fell out about". To which Sykes replied " Hating you is the only thing that keeps me going!"

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,240
    church-lane said:

    Please die!

    wife has strictly on. God I hate that man.

    Get a set of bollocks and take the remote back rather than wish someone dead. Pratt

  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,921
    edited September 2013
    church-lane said:

    Please die!

    wife has strictly on. God I hate that man.

    Don't watch it then. Easy.
  • Amos on the wing
    Amos on the wing Posts: 1,802
    Curb_It said:

    church-lane said:

    Please die!

    wife has strictly on. God I hate that man.

    Get a set of bollocks and take the remote back rather than wish someone dead. Pratt

    Well said curb it
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 936
    thanks - sense of humour failure B?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,903
    Don't want him to die but I wish he fell down a deep hole daaaarling

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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,240
    Sorry if it was a joke. Just hate seeing someone saying die to someone.

    I must admit I'm bloody watching Gloria hunnifords life story! Not sure what's worse
  • LonelyNorthernAddick
    LonelyNorthernAddick Posts: 2,423
    Tbf, he does my nut in too.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,995
    he's evidently immortal
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Curb_It said:

    Sorry if it was a joke. Just hate seeing someone saying die to someone.

    I must admit I'm bloody watching Gloria hunnifords life story! Not sure what's worse


    Get a set of bollocks and take the remote back....................lol
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,921
    edited September 2013
    Curb_It said:

    Sorry if it was a joke. Just hate seeing someone saying die to someone.

    Too fucking right - no need for you to apologise.

    Honestly, I wonder about people sometimes. On what planet is that original post acceptable? Not mine, that's for sure.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Don't wish him ill, just wish someone would finally put him out to pasture, together with that ridiculous thing on his head.

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,903
    Put on Facebook earlier, I have these nightmares I'm in my nursing home chair and a 135yr old Brucie is tap dancing to my right.

    It's never going to end. Ever.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,921
    mistrollingin said:

    Don't wish him ill, just wish someone would finally put him out to pasture, together with that ridiculous thing on his head.

    That's fair enough. Me too to an extent.

    I'm sure I saw that thing on his head move earlier.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,402
    edited September 2013
    Fact.

    THAT is not a wig.

    That is in fact his conjoined twin "Brenda" who did not form correctly in their mothers womb (Fetus in Fetu). When you see her move slightly out of sync from Sir Bruce that is in fact a slightly different dance style. There is apparently no love lost between the two as Brenda is furious she was not made a Dame at the same time Sir Bruce was invested by HM Queen Elizabeth II.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,240
    Absurdistan said:

    Curb_It said:

    Sorry if it was a joke. Just hate seeing someone saying die to someone.

    I must admit I'm bloody watching Gloria hunnifords life story! Not sure what's worse


    Get a set of bollocks and take the remote back....................lol
    Erm I chose to watch it tho and so did my husband. Lol....




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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,240
    Soapy - queen wiggy Brenda!
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  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    I think it's amazing that dear old Brucie didn't know anything about Saville or any of the goings on in the BBC back in the day.
  • LeaburnForEngland
    LeaburnForEngland Posts: 2,291
    If Brucie was a wrong'un then he would have surely been nicked by now... So assuming he's not, after the Generation Game, Play your cards right etc he is an untouchable British legend!

    Nice to see you.............
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,682
    ValleyGary said:

    Only if he takes Davina McCall out with him

    Val gal - What you talking about?!? Yep do one brucie but davina really? Filth pot.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,019
    Boom said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Only if he takes Davina McCall out with him

    Val gal - What you talking about?!? Yep do one brucie but davina really? Filth pot.
    Can't stand her mate. Does my head in with her stupid faces at the end of every sentence. Now, Holly Willoughby on the other hand....
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited September 2013
    Had me first night watching tele for over 4 years seeing as we had the dish put up yesterday morning, and got stuck watching Strictly Come Dancing with me better half, then the news..... The blokes coming back first thing monday morning to take the dish down!

    **edited I meant** Susana Reed, BTW can keep them grey leggins on!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,019
    edited September 2013
    Is Susanna Reid on strictly this year? The ultimate MILF.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,191
    Curb_It said:

    church-lane said:

    Please die!

    wife has strictly on. God I hate that man.

    Get a set of bollocks and take the remote back rather than wish someone dead. Pratt

    LOL - nice one Bren.
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,814
    the poster made a clumsy comment, yes, but which he/she clearly didn't mean literally, so I'm not sure it warrants some of the pious responses.

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