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Max Clifford

"The jury in the trial of Max Clifford had to be sent out for laughing this afternoon as an alleged victim gave graphic evidence in relation to the man’s penis size"


Poor Max. Hung like a button mushroom.
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  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Who'd have thought such a massive prick would have such a small cock?
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    he got it out to disprove the evidence .. but it wouldn't stand up in court ... boom boom ... ((:>)
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Poor old Max, he has brought such joy to so many but not in the trouser department apparently...
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    it was actually because the woman said he was well endowed, and that she "only had a small mouth"
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    "Jurors in the indecent assault trial of publicist Max Clifford have been told they can return a majority verdict.

    Judge Anthony Leonard told the 10-person jury he would accept a verdict on which nine of them agreed.

    Mr Clifford, 71, from Surrey, denies 11 counts of indecent assault against seven women and girls, aged 14 to 19, between 1966 and 1984.

    The jury has been sent home after a fifth day of deliberations and will reconvene at 10:00 BST on Thursday.

    The six men and four women were called back into Southwark Crown Court after lunch on Wednesday, where they informed the judge they had been unable to reach unanimous decisions on all of the counts.

    The judge told them: "The time has now come in law where I am able to say that I can accept a verdict which is not the verdict of you all, but it must be a verdict on which at least nine of you are agreed." "
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    Going down.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Guilty on 8 counts of indecent assault and not guilty of 2
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Always comes across as an arrogant prick.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867

    Always comes across as an arrogant prick.

    That's because he is
  • Draizetrain
    Draizetrain Posts: 801
    Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke....filth.
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  • Well done to the CPS and the police. They have had a lot of uncalled for criticism over Yewtree imo but hopefully this will make other victims feel more confident in coming forward in the future
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625

    Always comes across as an acorn prick.

  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    edited April 2014
    Women who want a man with money and a sizeable package, need a job and a tighter *****.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035
    There's no such thing as bad publicity though, eh Max ?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited April 2014
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  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,789
    Wonder if some of the people Clifford has tried so vehemently to "spin" the truth about them are sitting quite so satisifed tonight by all he has done for them?
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    karma`s a bitch aint it Max ?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Why has he not been remanded before sentencing? Surely there's no doubt he'll be sent to prison.
  • My guess: 4 years out in 2
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035

    Why has he not been remanded before sentencing? Surely there's no doubt he'll be sent to prison.

    Literally just said that to my missus when it came on the news. Eight counts of indecent assault including one under the age of 16 - why on earth wouldn't he be on remand ?
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  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    There's a fair old stack in Weybridge going empty for a while if anyone is short of digs!
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,911
    se9addick said:

    Why has he not been remanded before sentencing? Surely there's no doubt he'll be sent to prison.

    Literally just said that to my missus when it came on the news. Eight counts of indecent assault including one under the age of 16 - why on earth wouldn't he be on remand ?
    Custody on remand is generally used only if the convicted person is a danger to the public or likely to abscond.

  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,856
    I'd say he's a danger to 15 year old girls.
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    LoOkOuT said:

    I'd say he's a danger to 15 year old girls.

    he might be if he had a weapon, but it sounds like the young girls will be perfectly safe.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Mind how you go in the showers next week Max.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035

    se9addick said:

    Why has he not been remanded before sentencing? Surely there's no doubt he'll be sent to prison.

    Literally just said that to my missus when it came on the news. Eight counts of indecent assault including one under the age of 16 - why on earth wouldn't he be on remand ?
    Custody on remand is generally used only if the convicted person is a danger to the public or likely to abscond.

    I see - cheers. I thought you were generally held on remand if you were likely to be sent down.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,006
    edited April 2014
    LoOkOuT said:

    I'd say he's a danger to 15 year old girls.

    I may be wrong, but I believe these offences were committed 30/40 odd years ago.

    If so, he probably isn't still a danger .
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    Hope he gets all he deserves slowly and painfully,it couldn't happen to a nicer bloke!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,291
    And the majority of the victims came forward after he was named by police apparently, so he may not have been convicted if the defendant anonymity that people keep banging on about had been in place.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Just hope he gets a proper prison and not the holiday camp open prison's that rich people seem to end up in.