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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Harriott: " Looordddd release these demons holding back this young man from striking a ball properly. Be gone from him and let him possess the shot of an adult man"
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    Church.... "This feels wrong, I shouldn't have scored, I feel dirty"
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited April 2014
    Bloke in the Stands: He's scored, Church has bloody well gone and scored
    Simon Church: I've scored, I've only bloody well gone and scored... I was an atheist before this moment, now I truly believe

    OR

    Bloke in the Stands to Policeman... "You wanna investigate that defence mate... They've just been had"
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,159
    Church is thinking "Do not step in that puddle...my foot will expand ten fold!"
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    TANNOY ANNOUNCER 'coming off number 9 Simon Church, to be replaced by....'
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Church, 'This must be a brothel, I heard someone say I couldn't even score in a brothel....I wonder when I can take the condom off?'
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    After winning a header, Simon Church is cheered off the ground
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Harriott is saying: Do you know, Simon, the square root of your number is the same as my number in binary.
    Church replies: I think I can score 10 goals in a season
    Harriott: Is that in binary or decimal?
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    edited April 2014
    @Sonicstud85‌ Well done on taking the CL World Title

    Here we go again Lifers. Same rules. A caption for the picture below.

    Most Likes & LOL win.



  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    edited April 2014
    I is like well 'appy, innit cuz this is de fird year runnin I've been voted posh totty of the year of by the 'Wall supporta's club.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    edited April 2014
    That dave mehmet might not have many standards but his cock was this big.
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    "put me down"
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    Let them cum
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Leyton Orient's "Player of the Year" wasnt the greatest of events this year with all but three O's fans opting to head across to the Olympic Park to see West Ham
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Gastric Bandit.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Oi oi saveloy!! I'm a plastic gangsta boi! For a buzzing time gisa call, I drink Stella and support millwall!
    I got goldage and greasy hair, no one likes me I don't care!!!
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    edited April 2014
    No one likes me... no one likes me....no one likes me ..... coz I'm fat!
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Secret photo is real reason Fanny is stepping down from North West Kent board.
  • Mortimerwasgod
    Mortimerwasgod Posts: 551
    At last the origin of the term The Millwall Massive is revealed.
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    Dont drink and drive, this is one wall you wouldn't want to splatter on.
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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    edited April 2014
    "Me, I wear me 'eart on me sleeve. Me team on me shirt and me name on the can. Yer, that's right. Me name's Stella Artois".
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    "I'm the prize for winning this week's caption competition!"
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    killerandflash said:

    "I'm the prize for winning this week's caption competition!"

    Can you imagine? I would need a cage and a forklift to move that thing.
  • sirjohnhumphrey
    sirjohnhumphrey Posts: 1,859
    "I've got it, now...
    It's fun to stay at the YCAM.
    'Ave I got it right yet? 'Ave I?"
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    "Would Ya?"
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited April 2014
    No I don't know why the curtains are sagging!, Have you noticed me new earrings!
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    edited April 2014
    And your new CL World Champion is @Nicholas‌ !!!!

    New day, New competition. This one I donate to @operationpig‌ not that I can imagine that he has been to hills borough recently as most of his time is spent on a Charlton forum. Anyhow....

    Remember give me a caption for the picture. Picture with the most LOL's & Like's takes the title...

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Two. I said two. Two pies over here.
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    The new camp conga world champions.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Does OWL stand for overweight lump?

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