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    Harriott: " Looordddd release these demons holding back this young man from striking a ball properly. Be gone from him and let him possess the shot of an adult man"
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    Church.... "This feels wrong, I shouldn't have scored, I feel dirty"
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    edited April 2014
    Bloke in the Stands: He's scored, Church has bloody well gone and scored
    Simon Church: I've scored, I've only bloody well gone and scored... I was an atheist before this moment, now I truly believe

    OR

    Bloke in the Stands to Policeman... "You wanna investigate that defence mate... They've just been had"
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    Church is thinking "Do not step in that puddle...my foot will expand ten fold!"
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    TANNOY ANNOUNCER 'coming off number 9 Simon Church, to be replaced by....'
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    Church, 'This must be a brothel, I heard someone say I couldn't even score in a brothel....I wonder when I can take the condom off?'
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    After winning a header, Simon Church is cheered off the ground
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    Harriott is saying: Do you know, Simon, the square root of your number is the same as my number in binary.
    Church replies: I think I can score 10 goals in a season
    Harriott: Is that in binary or decimal?
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    edited April 2014
    @Sonicstud85‌ Well done on taking the CL World Title

    Here we go again Lifers. Same rules. A caption for the picture below.

    Most Likes & LOL win.



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    edited April 2014
    I is like well 'appy, innit cuz this is de fird year runnin I've been voted posh totty of the year of by the 'Wall supporta's club.
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    edited April 2014
    That dave mehmet might not have many standards but his cock was this big.
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    "put me down"
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    Let them cum
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    Leyton Orient's "Player of the Year" wasnt the greatest of events this year with all but three O's fans opting to head across to the Olympic Park to see West Ham
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    Gastric Bandit.
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    Oi oi saveloy!! I'm a plastic gangsta boi! For a buzzing time gisa call, I drink Stella and support millwall!
    I got goldage and greasy hair, no one likes me I don't care!!!
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    edited April 2014
    No one likes me... no one likes me....no one likes me ..... coz I'm fat!
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    Secret photo is real reason Fanny is stepping down from North West Kent board.
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    At last the origin of the term The Millwall Massive is revealed.
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    edited April 2014
    "Me, I wear me 'eart on me sleeve. Me team on me shirt and me name on the can. Yer, that's right. Me name's Stella Artois".
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    "I'm the prize for winning this week's caption competition!"
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    "I'm the prize for winning this week's caption competition!"

    Can you imagine? I would need a cage and a forklift to move that thing.
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    "I've got it, now...
    It's fun to stay at the YCAM.
    'Ave I got it right yet? 'Ave I?"
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    "Would Ya?"
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    edited April 2014
    No I don't know why the curtains are sagging!, Have you noticed me new earrings!
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    edited April 2014
    And your new CL World Champion is @Nicholas‌ !!!!

    New day, New competition. This one I donate to @operationpig‌ not that I can imagine that he has been to hills borough recently as most of his time is spent on a Charlton forum. Anyhow....

    Remember give me a caption for the picture. Picture with the most LOL's & Like's takes the title...

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    Two. I said two. Two pies over here.
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    The new camp conga world champions.
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    Does OWL stand for overweight lump?
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