Caption Competition

mrbligh

menchester ushited

Dippenhall

Hold on Rio it's Silva I'll have him out in jiffy.

Dazzler21

Tevez in Rio arse fisting shocker.

Sorry that's a headline.


'Oh you said you had me in your back pocket? Not you want me in your arse?'

CrayAddick

@sadiejane1981 combining both saves the confusion. You know what these lifers are like, don't want to make it to complicated

CrayAddick

@Saulc23 takes the title...

Here's your next one. Don't forget looking for a caption for the picture. Most likes and LOL's wins!!!

Stig

Well done Mrs Ferdinand. You're almost dilated by 10cm and I can see the head. One more big push should do it.

Dippenhall

I like me I think I'm grand
I like to sit and hold my hand
I put my arm around my waist
And when I get fresh I slap my face.

dancafc

CrayAddick said:

@Saulc23 takes the title...

Here's your next one. Don't forget looking for a caption for the picture. Most likes and LOL's wins!!!

Just simply "iv just nailed your wife"

CrayAddick

Are you married? Happy? Or in desperate need of punching someone?

Then call Alan "If it's married I'm intrested" Pardew hotline to book your appointment today.

Terms and conditions apply. A fee of one million pounds to be paid if I do a shit job.