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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Pardew smiles to Charlton fans in touching moment as they all hold sign saying "Thanks Pards" before League Cup tie.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Pardew struggling to control his excitement as he blags an invite on to the players wives christmas do.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    edited August 2015
    Pardew checks teeth for goalie's / defender's / midfielder's / striker's mum's/ wive's pubes before press conference.
  • 3G
    3G Posts: 729
    Pardew takes his audition for the Joker seriously. "wanna know how I got these scars?"
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    Pardew says to miserable Charlton supporters, "cheer up it's a cup tie against your local rivals".
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Hold your mouth like this and say "bucket"
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    CrayAddick said:

    It's a new day, so let's do a a new caption competition.

    Winner has the most likes...

    Pardew when asked what happened to all the dogshit that was outside Shedhurst earlier that week.
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    Yet another example of why better instructions are needed on superglue
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    Pardew says the payoff I got from you paid for all this dental work.
  • dancafc
    dancafc Posts: 1,009
    Pardew asks the crowd "are my teeth as white as my hair"
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Oi ref, you can't kick off yet I've got a pube stuck in me teeth!
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,918
    Pardew trying to explain he can't give instructions until his Curly Wurly has softened up.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    edited August 2015
    Deadline is tomorrow.

    Get your captions in!!! Carly burn leading the way.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Do I care that Charlton beat us in that little cup game
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Is Finey Quaye saying to the other geezer "You dunalf look like Ed The Duck pal"
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,364
    How do my teeth look? I tried the mirror in toilets but we still haven't repaired it since we played you last time!
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    Someone ask paulie 's nan if my teeth are the right length for teeth-lights
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited August 2015
    "Gottle og Geer!"
    Pardew proves that although mahogany coloured he's nobodies muppet..

    OR alternatively-

    Pardew demonstrates that he sincerely does like Charlton, and that hes trully pleased to see the fans back at Selhurst Park.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    Taking the title of Caption king.

    ----> @carlyburn

    Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    "Come on Carlos, make a good fist of it at least"
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  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,808
    edited August 2015
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Nope... Just like all us othe top Footballers you dont have any balls
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    'Nope, there's only one arsehole there, that palarse ultra must be hiding somewhere else'
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    CrayAddick said:

    Taking the title of Caption king.

    ----> @carlyburn

    Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

    Hey I thought it was based on likes??
  • Saulc23
    Saulc23 Posts: 685
    the language barrier still a problem at Manchester City as Carlos Tevez misunderstands his new role of playing in the hole.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Ferd: "These random drug tests are a right pain in the arse!"
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    Carlos Tevez wins "Britain's got talent" with his magic act after pulling a rabbit out of Rio Ferdinand's arse
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    First time I've been accepted in Rio.
  • dancafc
    dancafc Posts: 1,009
    edited August 2015
    Come on rio get the crack out for the lads
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    CrayAddick said:

    Taking the title of Caption king.

    ----> @carlyburn

    Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

    "You've heard us Argentinians talk of the 'hand of god'...this is whats called the 'fist of satan'"

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