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  • Pardew smiles to Charlton fans in touching moment as they all hold sign saying "Thanks Pards" before League Cup tie.
  • edited August 2015
    Pardew checks teeth for goalie's / defender's / midfielder's / striker's mum's/ wive's pubes before press conference.
  • Pardew takes his audition for the Joker seriously. "wanna know how I got these scars?"
  • Pardew says to miserable Charlton supporters, "cheer up it's a cup tie against your local rivals".
  • Hold your mouth like this and say "bucket"
  • It's a new day, so let's do a a new caption competition.

    Winner has the most likes...

    Pardew when asked what happened to all the dogshit that was outside Shedhurst earlier that week.
  • Yet another example of why better instructions are needed on superglue
  • Pardew says the payoff I got from you paid for all this dental work.
  • Pardew asks the crowd "are my teeth as white as my hair"
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  • Oi ref, you can't kick off yet I've got a pube stuck in me teeth!
  • Pardew trying to explain he can't give instructions until his Curly Wurly has softened up.
  • edited August 2015
    Deadline is tomorrow.

    Get your captions in!!! Carly burn leading the way.
  • Do I care that Charlton beat us in that little cup game
  • Is Finey Quaye saying to the other geezer "You dunalf look like Ed The Duck pal"
  • How do my teeth look? I tried the mirror in toilets but we still haven't repaired it since we played you last time!
  • Someone ask paulie 's nan if my teeth are the right length for teeth-lights
  • edited August 2015
    "Gottle og Geer!"
    Pardew proves that although mahogany coloured he's nobodies muppet..

    OR alternatively-

    Pardew demonstrates that he sincerely does like Charlton, and that hes trully pleased to see the fans back at Selhurst Park.
  • Taking the title of Caption king.

    ----> @carlyburn

    Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

  • "Come on Carlos, make a good fist of it at least"
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  • edited August 2015
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  • Nope... Just like all us othe top Footballers you dont have any balls
  • 'Nope, there's only one arsehole there, that palarse ultra must be hiding somewhere else'
  • Taking the title of Caption king.

    ----> @carlyburn

    Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

    Hey I thought it was based on likes??
  • the language barrier still a problem at Manchester City as Carlos Tevez misunderstands his new role of playing in the hole.
  • Ferd: "These random drug tests are a right pain in the arse!"
  • Carlos Tevez wins "Britain's got talent" with his magic act after pulling a rabbit out of Rio Ferdinand's arse
  • First time I've been accepted in Rio.
  • edited August 2015
    Come on rio get the crack out for the lads
  • Taking the title of Caption king.

    ----> @carlyburn

    Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

    "You've heard us Argentinians talk of the 'hand of god'...this is whats called the 'fist of satan'"
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