Caption Competition

thai malaysia addick

Pardew smiles to Charlton fans in touching moment as they all hold sign saying "Thanks Pards" before League Cup tie.

carly burn

Pardew struggling to control his excitement as he blags an invite on to the players wives christmas do.

SuedeAdidas

Pardew checks teeth for goalie's / defender's / midfielder's / striker's mum's/ wive's pubes before press conference.

maddferrett

Pardew takes his audition for the Joker seriously. "wanna know how I got these scars?"

Covered End

Pardew says to miserable Charlton supporters, "cheer up it's a cup tie against your local rivals".

sadiejane1981

Hold your mouth like this and say "bucket"

Fiiish

CrayAddick said:

It's a new day, so let's do a a new caption competition.

Winner has the most likes...

Pardew when asked what happened to all the dogshit that was outside Shedhurst earlier that week.

Addicted

Yet another example of why better instructions are needed on superglue

iaitch

Pardew says the payoff I got from you paid for all this dental work.

dancafc

Pardew asks the crowd "are my teeth as white as my hair"

Stig

Oi ref, you can't kick off yet I've got a pube stuck in me teeth!

Dippenhall

Pardew trying to explain he can't give instructions until his Curly Wurly has softened up.

CrayAddick

Deadline is tomorrow.

Get your captions in!!! Carly burn leading the way.

ross1

Do I care that Charlton beat us in that little cup game

brogib

Is Finey Quaye saying to the other geezer "You dunalf look like Ed The Duck pal"

cafctom

How do my teeth look? I tried the mirror in toilets but we still haven't repaired it since we played you last time!

mrbligh

Someone ask paulie 's nan if my teeth are the right length for teeth-lights

Halix

"Gottle og Geer!"
Pardew proves that although mahogany coloured he's nobodies muppet..

OR alternatively-

Pardew demonstrates that he sincerely does like Charlton, and that hes trully pleased to see the fans back at Selhurst Park.

CrayAddick

Taking the title of Caption king.

----> @carlyburn

Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

ricky_otto

"Come on Carlos, make a good fist of it at least"

charente addick

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ForeverAddickted

Nope... Just like all us othe top Footballers you dont have any balls

letthegoodtimesroll

'Nope, there's only one arsehole there, that palarse ultra must be hiding somewhere else'

sadiejane1981

CrayAddick said:

Taking the title of Caption king.

----> @carlyburn

Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

Hey I thought it was based on likes??

Saulc23

the language barrier still a problem at Manchester City as Carlos Tevez misunderstands his new role of playing in the hole.

carly burn

Ferd: "These random drug tests are a right pain in the arse!"

killerandflash

Carlos Tevez wins "Britain's got talent" with his magic act after pulling a rabbit out of Rio Ferdinand's arse

Nicholas

First time I've been accepted in Rio.

dancafc

Come on rio get the crack out for the lads

ValleyGary

CrayAddick said:

Taking the title of Caption king.

----> @carlyburn

Friday's one comes curtortisy of two former premier league...

"You've heard us Argentinians talk of the 'hand of god'...this is whats called the 'fist of satan'"