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  • edited April 2016

    Another thing why does this woman feel the need spray perfume all over herself after she has got on the train!? I mean seriously she fills the carriage with a cloud of the stuff every day.. half the carriage starts coughing and she doesn't even realise. It's like come on!! Maybe wait until you aren't in an enclosed space with loads of strangers..

    Some of us have asthma!!

    Next time she does it just calmly stand up give her a look to let her know that's you got up to move and toe punt her square in the cunt!
    Or you could have uttered the worlds of brick top in Snatch (apt film considering the part of the anatomy you mention)

    Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c@@t... me......
  • And this mornings thrilling instalment is a broken down train on the sidcup line which is causing a stack up with diverted trains on the bexleyheath line. Oh well, at least this morning im sitting next to a charming lady with war paint suitably applied before leaving home. And jolly nice she looks too.

    I could make this a daily series if there is any appetite? A bit like @Cabbles (sorely missed) daily missives to his beloved Daisy. Need to think of a title. "the daily growler". "Great makeup mistakes of our time". Ho hum

    So she sits like a "man spreader" too @Sillybilly?? :wink:
  • Another thing why does this woman feel the need spray perfume all over herself after she has got on the train!? I mean seriously she fills the carriage with a cloud of the stuff every day.. half the carriage starts coughing and she doesn't even realise. It's like come on!! Maybe wait until you aren't in an enclosed space with loads of strangers..

    Some of us have asthma!!

    Next time she does it just calmly stand up give her a look to let her know that's you got up to move and toe punt her square in the cunt!
    oi, that's my Nan you're talking about.
  • There is one upside to South Easterns incompetence. The days when I fancy a lay in or cba to get out of bed I can just ring the boss and say "trains are fucked I'll work from home today" and no one bothers to check!

    We will now :)
    *cantersaddick's boss*
    My boss is a villa fan.
  • It looks as though the Dartford line will be running normally on Saturday 15th for only about the fo Saturday this season. If one thing has pissed me off more than the crap football, it is having to use rail replacement buses or drive to Charlton to suffer it.
  • Another thing why does this woman feel the need spray perfume all over herself after she has got on the train!? I mean seriously she fills the carriage with a cloud of the stuff every day.. half the carriage starts coughing and she doesn't even realise. It's like come on!! Maybe wait until you aren't in an enclosed space with loads of strangers..

    Some of us have asthma!!

    Or....

    Next time she does it, slowly unzip your flies, take your dinkle out and start stroking it, whilst taking in big sniffs of her fragrance and weeping that it's the same perfume your ex wife wore before you brutally murdered her and buried her headless body under the garden patio.
    I like this

    Like Otto in Sons of Anarchy
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  • It looks as though the Dartford line will be running normally on Saturday 15th for only about the fo Saturday this season. If one thing has pissed me off more than the crap football, it is having to use rail replacement buses or drive to Charlton to suffer it.

    Have you checked Saturday 16th? Or are you looking at Friday 15th. Trains get to Charlton from Victoria this Saturday, which is dreadful for me.
  • It looks as though the Dartford line will be running normally on Saturday 15th for only about the fo Saturday this season. If one thing has pissed me off more than the crap football, it is having to use rail replacement buses or drive to Charlton to suffer it.

    Have you checked Saturday 16th? Or are you looking at Friday 15th. Trains get to Charlton from Victoria this Saturday, which is dreadful for me.
    Worse for those of us in Kent. It takes a rail replacement bust to Meopham, train (slow) to Victoria. Then train to Lewisham and another to Charlton. I make that over 2 and a half hours from Chatham to Charlton when it should be 40 mins..

    Shambles..

    Tempted to not bloody bother .
  • This is fast becoming my favourite thread. I live a good complain.
  • On the bexleyheath line. Just been informed by the driver that "it's going to be a slowone today". Didn't catch the reason as I have earphones in. As for the Daily Growler. Watch this space I am as yet unaccompanied. Maybe the Eltham face painter or the Blackheath bunny boiler. We'll see. At least the beardy weardy window closer from bexleyheath has a day off today so I have some fresh air.
  • Update (but not the one you're waiting for!). It's a broken down train on the sidcup line so everything diverted down bexleyheath line. Hardly anyone on the train this morning. Wierd (meaning weird). Still solo so no growler update.
  • Effing rubbish line during the very slow London Bridge is redevelopment.

    For me lucky going into Cannon Street I currently have twice as many trains to aim for but every single one both in and out of cannon street is late.

  • They probably have special dispensation during the London bridge works and are taking advantage of it.
  • Am at Lewisham and they've just announced that the next train due in (thankfully not mine) has been miss-routed by a signalman and has by passed the station. You would think the incompetent fuck wits would at least give the excuse as an "operational issue" rather than the truth to make them look less idiotic.
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  • Am at Lewisham and they've just announced that the next train due in (thankfully not mine) has been miss-routed by a signalman and has by passed the station. You would think the incompetent fuck wits would at least give the excuse as an "operational issue" rather than the truth to make them look less idiotic.

    Maybe that's what they have done. Dread to think what the actual truth may have been..
  • Just a quick reminder!

    The signalman works for Network Rail which is owned and controlled by the government. Nothing at all to do with South Eastern.
  • edited April 2016

    Just a quick reminder!

    The signalman works for Network Rail which is owned and controlled by the government. Nothing at all to do with South Eastern.

    Phew, that's OK then. That must make the stranded souls at Lewisham feel so much better.

    So, who makes the announcements then?
  • Trains only running from Plumstead again on Saturday, I thought last week was too good to be true.
  • Absolutely nothing from Chatham to London today. Delayed delayed delayed cancelled.. bloody brilliant.. been waiting 40 mins already.
  • Having a mercifully ordinary day. Train on time and sitting next to a nice chap who's reading a book and being careful not to squash into my space. No daily growler to report. Sorry.
  • My train pulled into New Eltham this morning with smoke billowing from underneath it.The smoke stopped and the train sat there for 25 mins then we all got kicked off.
  • My train pulled into New Eltham this morning with smoke billowing from underneath it.The smoke stopped and the train sat there for 25 mins then we all got kicked off.

    Not bad that.
  • iamdan said:

    My train pulled into New Eltham this morning with smoke billowing from underneath it.The smoke stopped and the train sat there for 25 mins then we all got kicked off.

    Not bad that.
    Yeah,it made a change :smile:
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