Have had a boozy brunch from 10.30am today in the office (being the last day of work this year). Colleague later this afternoon drove us into Queen Street (Auckland). Stopped at a red light and saw a Crystal Palace fan (fortunately don't see them that often in NZ). Couldn't help it. Opened the window and started singing 'We all hate Pal-arse, we all hate Pal-arse'. Palace supporter gave it all large, while I started singing Valley Floyd Road. My colleague pointed at the car next to me. Police car. Officer just laughed and said 'I don't like soccer, so I don't care'. And off he drove.
Man like Playboy Paddy too good for this. Go into Maccas get your standard 20 nuggets to demolish and have a proper clearout shit in the morning (4 sauces all sweet curry of course), start sweet talking the girl at Yorkshire Grey roundabout, end up with 40 nuggets, a free side of fries, 10 curry sauce pots and - after demolishing most of it - what I can only assume will be Satan's Arsehole tomorrow morning
Man like Playboy Paddy too good for this. Go into Maccas get your standard 20 nuggets to demolish and have a proper clearout shit in the morning (4 sauces all sweet curry of course), start sweet talking the girl at Yorkshire Grey roundabout, end up with 40 nuggets, a free side of fries, 10 curry sauce pots and - after demolishing most of it - what I can only assume will be Satan's Arsehole tomorrow morning
Reads like a really bad story from a rock n roll autobiography where you’ve replaced drugs with chicken nuggets and the threesome with 2 birds was just a female McDonalds worker who needed to get rid of all the stock they were throwing out
Even though I wasn't near any of your kazis, I'd leave it 15 out of respect. That's one of the most disgraceful things I've ever done, up there with last night's post
Even though I wasn't near any of your kazis, I'd leave it 15 out of respect. That's one of the most disgraceful things I've ever done, up there with last night's post
Mate you talking about the shit, the 40 nuggets or the unfortunate behind the McD order window?!?
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Even though I wasn't near any of your kazis, I'd leave it 15 out of respect. That's one of the most disgraceful things I've ever done, up there with last night's post
Mate you talking about the shit, the 40 nuggets or the unfortunate behind the McD order window?!?
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