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Your Top Five Worst Movies of all time
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Star Wars, the one with teddy bears in it, for kids whereas Star Trek is believable
Lord of the rings and all hobbit shit, what is that all about?
Avatar, oh dear!
Battlefield Earth, Travoltas worst
Godfather 3, Sophia Copplas performance1 -
Air Force One0
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Agreed.How this ever got a release is beyond me. A vile film.rikofold said:
Deeply disturbing film that first one. I recommend no-one ever watch it, you can't unsee stuff.Bedsaddick said:This thread might cause a few disagreements but lets have your top five WORST films.
Here are mine - again this list could be different on any given day.
1. A Serbian Film
2. Sister Act
3. Fight Club
4. The Fountain
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The Happening, Wahlberg's acting a joke. Mamma Mia (yes, I should know better), a four minute story line into a 100 minute pile of tosh. Indiana Jones 4, such a let down after waiting so long (with an added bonus of Ray Winstone playing Ray Winstone). Carry on Columbus, enough said. Blair Witch Project, the only film I have almost nodded of too in the cinema.0
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Please tell me you did not stop watchingrikofold said:Mamma Mia - I don't even...
John Carter - wtf?
Atonement - was bored shitless after about 20 minutes. Oscar winning my arse.
Matrix Revolutions - the sequels ruined a great first film
Death Proof - 20 minutes of fun then a ridiculous 2.5 hours of a car chase ending in a ludicrous kung fu scene. I will never get that time back.0 -
Lost In Translation........nuff said.1
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Superman Requiem.....a fan-film for Superman fans....I was in it as an extra...the only pleasure I got out of it was an IMDB profile.0
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The face
Training day
Sleepless in Seattle
Big momma house 2
Football factory0 -
Did someone say they hated Superbad???!!!! Madness.
Epic movie is the worst film of all time. Then would follow any film that's a pre 1990 western film. Can't stand any of them.
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When Saturday Comes
Wimbledon
Goal
Escape to victory
actually nearly all sports films (exception being a few race horse films)0 -
Dune. Was taken to a premiere along with the cast and crew so couldn't exactly walk out. Will always be considered my worst movie watching experience. Saw the DVD on sale in a shop in Phuket this week for 39 baht (75p). No, wasn't tempted. I nominate this film five times.
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Titanic - better to have gone down with the ship than watch that rubbish
Kill Bill- how many arms have to be cut off in the name of art?
Anything featuring 'a man trained to kill' with less 24 hours to save America
Anything featuring a 'rookie cop' and his veteran partner with a drinking problem who combine forces to save America/New York/Washington/Texas etc
Anything with that weedy bald git in the vest saving anyone in anything called 'die hard/hard now/die now/hard on' etc etc0 -
Gravity
A seemingly endless vacuum of nothing, much like space itself.3 -
Titanic
Mamma Mia
Pearl Harbour
Green Street
Love Actually
All Oceans films0 -
That's was so boring how it won so many awards I do not knowRedskin said:Gravity
A seemingly endless vacuum of nothing, much like space itself.
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The Day ThevEarth Stood Still - Keanu Reeves remake. Absolutely shyte.
Pirates of the Caribean 3 - loved the first one and quite like 2 and 4 but 3 was just horrendous.
Battle Los Angeles - all the action was in the trailer. The film itself was crap
2012 - just one great big CGI fest. Fell asleep.
Anything with Winstone in it.1 -
1. Jack and Jill
Adam Sandler delivers one of the most embarrassing performances ever. I had to switch it off.
2. Peter's Friends
Histrionics and cringeworthy bunch of brits show Sandler the way to do it.
3. Lethal Weapon
Some australian waving a machine gun around in a city and firing indescriminately.
4. Gone with the wind.
Three hours of misery about a bunch of slave owners.
5. Jack and Jill
Sandler is the acting equivalent of Simon Church.3 -
Oh yes, Gravity was dull dull dull. Any of those films that are made just to show off whatever technology is flavour of the month are doomed to failure - especially if that technology is the woeful and nauseating 3d effect.Redskin said:Gravity
A seemingly endless vacuum of nothing, much like space itself.
As for Gravity it was always destined to be awful with the casting of Sandra Bullock. Talking of whom: Speed. What a borefest that is. 2 hours of movie based around one dilemma and a couple of stunts. Absolute tosh.1 -
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The Grudge (hollywood remake)
Numbers Station
Shame
White Collar Hooligan1 -
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Some of the films on here amaze me. But each to their own.
Princess of mars-truely truely awful
Grown ups-how is this funny in any way
Aftermath-one of the most depressing films I have ever seen, although it is Danish and they love that sort of stuff
Dare devil, the new batman... Really
Someone has already mentioned this one, but Battlefield Earth... What a pile of sh1t. Crap storyline that barely starts to roll before the film ends.
I have seen some awful films that I cannot recall (thankfully) but even then I think Princess of Mars and Battlefield Earth would beat all of them, hands down...0 -
Anything with Ben Affleck in it: the Djimi Traore of the acting profession.
(Although he would be good in the lead role of a re-make of Pinocchio.)1 -
Good Will Hunting???cafcfan said:Anything with Ben Affleck in it: the Djimi Traore of the acting profession.
(Although he would be good in the lead role of a re-make of Pinocchio.)2 -
Yes.Sillybilly said:
Anything with Winstone in it.0 -
Sexy Beast is a great filmPeanutsMolloy said:
Yes.Sillybilly said:
Anything with Winstone in it.1 -
Dogma???ValleyGary said:
Good Will Hunting???cafcfan said:Anything with Ben Affleck in it: the Djimi Traore of the acting profession.
(Although he would be good in the lead role of a re-make of Pinocchio.)
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Mamma Mia
Annie. My sister watched it at least 3 times a day when we were kids. Hate it.
Date movie
Minority report
Wall E0 -
All the Star Wars films I'm afraid, or all the Harry Potter ones.4
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I laughed at the mention of The Room earlier, it is a truly awful film but hugely entertaining if you like so-bad-it's-good stuff. To quote, "it is the Citizen Kane of bad movies." Therefore for a variety of reasons I'm going for:
Madagascar
Going Overboard (a £1 Woolworth's Adam Sandler special)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Species II
Speed II
Honourable mention to the Twilight 'saga'. Oh, and any of the Scary Movie lot.0 -
There are so many, that I can't think of a top 5. My all time worst has to be Jackie Brown.
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