Just been asked if I am allergic to Ferrets then I overheard someone say are you gonna do the ferret thing on him, anyone have any idea what it might be to prepare myself
I used to work for durex. eWe used to fill people's pockets with condoms. One guy brought some shoes in to take for repair on thr way home. I stuffed a load of condoms in the toes of the shoes. When his wife went to collect the shoes. She was unimpressed with being handed a handful of condoms (bare in mind this was the late 70's)
Just been asked if I am allergic to Ferrets then I overheard someone say are you gonna do the ferret thing on him, anyone have any idea what it might be to prepare myself
Just been asked if I am allergic to Ferrets then I overheard someone say are you gonna do the ferret thing on him, anyone have any idea what it might be to prepare myself
I thinkit when they staple a ferret to the back of your head so it looks like you have got a highlighted mullet
Just been asked if I am allergic to Ferrets then I overheard someone say are you gonna do the ferret thing on him, anyone have any idea what it might be to prepare myself
Grit your teeth and try not to flinch,it makes them skittish.
The old classic - telling a colleague to call back Mr C Lyon and giving the number of London Zoo.
And, of course, other silly names like Ima Pratt....
Rory Lyons. I got a colleague to phone Rory Lyons. He was a project manager and had reached a critical point dependent on a supplier. He was on a course, so I left a message for him to call RL as he had the answer to his problem - with the phone number of the Born Free Foundation, the lion sanctuary.
When he called me he was spitting chips, but as he related the story it got so funny even he was laughing. The woman on the other end kept telling him he'd been pranked but he wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on talking to Rory Lyons because he needed to get his project moving. What I didn't know at the time was that Rory Lions was their mascot.
We ended up buying him a year's membership and regular updates from RL himself.
Just been asked if I am allergic to Ferrets then I overheard someone say are you gonna do the ferret thing on him, anyone have any idea what it might be to prepare myself
Many years ago I worked in an office with this bloke called Peter. He was an old guy with some rather strange views ( he said his first decree if he was ever made King was that he would make everyone part their hair on the left and he meant it) and he became the victim of quite a few pranks. Some of them were a bit mean because he was all right really, but a couple even he laughed at was when the office wags kept putting the wall clock forward 15 mins every time he went out the office. By 10.30 it said 12 o'clock and announcing he was famished he disappeared down to the company canteen only to be told to "fuck off " by Doris the cook as he was an hour and half too early. ( Doris was the legendary "chef" who served you with a fag hanging precariously out of her mouth - she thought hygiene was a town in Italy) The other good one was when they waited till he got a new biro, and they kept replacing the inner cylinder with the old empty one every time he went out. After a load of muttering and the fourth new biro in the bin he finally said "Who bought these pens, they're all shit!" Old Peter, he was one of life's characters.
Another good one I done was to put a dead mackerel in my old work buddies car. Lol. Me and me pal done it..
I left it in the boot and after a week it started stinking his car out, my mate said to me don't leave it in the boot he will find that easily u dumb arse.
I said to him " no mate when he finds the one in the boot he will think that's it he's found it"
"He won't realise that there is a second one down the back of the glove box"
3 months later and 10 full valets he says to me " that fish you put in my boot has stunk my car out rotten I just can't get rid of the smell"
Lol. My mate kept saying to me your one sick pup remind me never to piss you off! He sold the car in the end to we buy any car.com
That's why I am The Man like Aloe Blacc. When I do a prank I plan it like a military operation. MSE7- A block
Another good one I done was to put a dead mackerel in my old work buddies car. Lol. Me and me pal done it..
I left it in the boot and after a week it started stinking his car out, my mate said to me don't leave it in the boot he will find that easily u dumb arse.
I said to him " no mate when he finds the one in the boot he will think that's it he's found it"
"He won't realise that there is a second one down the back of the glove box"
3 months later and 10 full valets he says to me " that fish you put in my boot has stunk my car out rotten I just can't get rid of the smell"
Lol. My mate kept saying to me your one sick pup remind me never to piss you off! He sold the car in the end to we buy any car.com
That's why I am The Man like Aloe Blacc. When I do a prank I plan it like a military operation. MSE7- A block
Haven't read all these but many many years ago I worked with a right loon in a stuffy law firm. (Some have met her). She used to ring the the brand new trainee solicitors wet out of uni and ask them all sorts of stupid questions. Could they drop up a urine sample to HR etc. can't remember what she would ask.
Anyway one day she picked on this poor lad again and was croaking down the phone to him asking him something. She then went on to apologise for having such a croaky voice but that she had a pubic hair stuck in her throat from the night before.. But unfortunately for my mate the terrified trainee had already passed the phone to a senior female partner who was standing over him asking if he was receiving another obscene call. She did not see the funny side sadly.
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Ferret up the dirtbox
Got loads of people with that one
When he called me he was spitting chips, but as he related the story it got so funny even he was laughing. The woman on the other end kept telling him he'd been pranked but he wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on talking to Rory Lyons because he needed to get his project moving. What I didn't know at the time was that Rory Lions was their mascot.
We ended up buying him a year's membership and regular updates from RL himself.
Some of them were a bit mean because he was all right really, but a couple even he laughed at was when the office wags kept putting the wall clock forward 15 mins every time he went out the office. By 10.30 it said 12 o'clock and announcing he was famished he disappeared down to the company canteen only to be told to "fuck off " by Doris the cook as he was an hour and half too early. ( Doris was the legendary "chef" who served you with a fag hanging precariously out of her mouth - she thought hygiene was a town in Italy)
The other good one was when they waited till he got a new biro, and they kept replacing the inner cylinder with the old empty one every time he went out. After a load of muttering and the fourth new biro in the bin he finally said "Who bought these pens, they're all shit!"
Old Peter, he was one of life's characters.
So putting it in is easy getting it out and the hood normally comes off if you ain't quick
It is a funny one but bring some wipes
I left it in the boot and after a week it started stinking his car out, my mate said to me don't leave it in the boot he will find that easily u dumb arse.
I said to him " no mate when he finds the one in the boot he will think that's it he's found it"
"He won't realise that there is a second one down the back of the glove box"
3 months later and 10 full valets he says to me " that fish you put in my boot has stunk my car out rotten I just can't get rid of the smell"
Lol. My mate kept saying to me your one sick pup remind me never to piss you off! He sold the car in the end to we buy any car.com
That's why I am The Man like Aloe Blacc. When I do a prank I plan it like a military operation. MSE7- A block
Propaaaaa nawty
Anyway one day she picked on this poor lad again and was croaking down the phone to him asking him something. She then went on to apologise for having such a croaky voice but that she had a pubic hair stuck in her throat from the night before.. But unfortunately for my mate the terrified trainee had already passed the phone to a senior female partner who was standing over him asking if he was receiving another obscene call. She did not see the funny side sadly.