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Ooohhhhh Igor Vetokele.....

tl95tl95
edited September 2014 in General Charlton
Ooohhhhh Igor Vetokele, he is the f'cking man. He's our Angolan goal machine, the greatest in the land. He plays in red and white for Bobby Peeters' men. And when he scores another goal, we'll sing this song again. Oooohhhhhh.......

To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman'.
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  • 000__Jaaaaay__000000__Jaaaaay__000
    edited September 2014
    No thank you
  • cafcsingercafcsinger
    Igor vetokel, igor vetokel, igor vetokel, igor vetokele!
  • vffvff
    edited September 2014
    I-GOR VE-TO-KE-LE
    IGOR VE-TO OOOOOOOOOOOOO

    To the 'don't you want me baby' line Plenty of shots suggested. Scans slightly better
  • CroydonCroydon
    Gumbo said:

    @Plaaayer‌ came up with this beauty

    You put your left leg in
    Your left leg out
    You do the Vetokele and you turn around
    That's what it's all about
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Knees bend arms stretch
    Ra, ra, raaaah
    You put your right leg in....

    Classic

    Up there with the Obika one!

  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    Gumbo said:

    @Plaaayer‌ came up with this beauty

    You put your left leg in
    Your left leg out
    You do the Vetokele and you turn around
    That's what it's all about
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Knees bend arms stretch
    Ra, ra, raaaah
    You put your right leg in....

    Classic

    One of my favourite chants is the Shola Ameobi chant, it would be class to have our own version of it.

    Looks like it needs a lot of alcohol!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmimATGj3cc
  • cabbie8cabbie8
    Love it. We've been crying out for a new decent song!!
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    RaplhMilne said:

    John, I knew you hadn't died, does Paul An Yoko know that your still writing ?

    I think after making a comment like that you should come up with a suggestion.
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  • tl95tl95
    RaplhMilne said:

    John, I knew you hadn't died, does Paul An Yoko know that your still writing ?

    Come on then son! I've shown you mine, now show me yours.......................... *the silence is deafening*
  • tl95tl95
    000__Jaaaaay__000 said:

    No thank you

    And your suggestion of silence is gratefully received.
  • TelMc32TelMc32
    Friend Or Defoe said:

    Gumbo said:

    @Plaaayer‌ came up with this beauty

    You put your left leg in
    Your left leg out
    You do the Vetokele and you turn around
    That's what it's all about
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Knees bend arms stretch
    Ra, ra, raaaah
    You put your right leg in....

    Classic

    One of my favourite chants is the Shola Ameobi chant, it would be class to have our own version of it.

    Looks like it needs a lot of alcohol!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmimATGj3cc
    Gotta hand it to the fella in the white shirt...giving it his all, but he's never gonna give up that plastic bag with his carry-outs is he!!

    Obviously fake anyway...they've all got shirts on. Can't be real Geordies!!! ;-)
  • BR7_addickBR7_addick
    Stick to IGOR IGOR IGOR IGOR, to the theme of LEABURN LEABURN LEABURN
  • StigStig
    tl95 said:

    Ooohhhhh Igor Vetokele, he is the f'cking man. He's our Angolan goal machine, the greatest in the land. He plays in red and white for Bobby Peeters' men. And when he scores another goal, we'll sing this song again. Oooohhhhhh.......

    To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman'.

    Love it! It's original, it's witty, and it wasn't nicked form another team. And for these reasons it will never make it into the Covered End Choir's repertoire*, instead we can look forward to another bloody season of following on (whatever that means).

    *Though I sincerely hope I'm wrong.
  • thenewbiethenewbie
    A b c d e f g, igor veto-ke-le... (To the tune of Eric the half a bee.)

    Will never catch on but sod it I thought it was pretty good.
  • SenseiSensei
    Igor
    Veto-kele, Veto-kele,
    Vet-o-kele,
    Igor

    Repeat forever......

    To the tune of 'No Limits'
  • Addickted2UAddickted2U
    To the Macarena:

    1 Veto
    2 Veto
    3 Vetokele
    4 Veto
    5 Veto
    6 Vetokele
    7 Veto
    8 Veto
    9 Vetokele
    Hey Vetokele!
  • superclivesuperclive
    To No place id rather be by clean bandit. When theres a goal.... its igor vetokele. Do do dooo doo dooo dooo do repeat
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    BR7_addick said:

    Stick to IGOR IGOR IGOR IGOR, to the theme of LEABURN LEABURN LEABURN

    I think that's as creative as our lot get.

    Shocking song for our top goalscorer.
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  • CallumcafcCallumcafc
    edited September 2014
    Oh Vetokele, you are the love of my life
    Oh Vetokele, I'd let you shag my wife
    Oh Vetokele
    I want......

    Oh, no, wait. Probably not a good idea.
  • soapboxsamsoapboxsam
    Callumcafc said:

    Oh Vetokele, you are the love of my life
    Oh Vetokele, I'd let you shag my wife
    Oh Vetokele
    I want......

    Oh, no, wait. Probably not a good idea.

    Oh Nicky Bailey, I want a DIVORCE.......

  • Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
    edited September 2014
    Gumbo said:

    @Plaaayer‌ came up with this beauty

    You put your left leg in
    Your left leg out
    You do the Vetokele and you turn around
    That's what it's all about
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Iiiiiiiiigor Vetokele
    Knees bend arms stretch
    Ra, ra, raaaah
    You put your right leg in....

    Classic



    This is winning it for me so far. Get it going and it'll soon take off. Got to be better than just singing iiigooorrr igggoorrrr
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Be brilliant if the players used the dance to celebrate his goals as well while the valley sang out!!!!
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    edited September 2014
    To the tune of Denis by Blondie

    Igor Igor,
    We need a goal or two,

    Igor Igor,
    You'll score when your put through .

    Igor Igor
    I'm so In love with youuuuu.
  • DeeBeeDeeBee
    ValleyGary said:

    BR7_addick said:

    Stick to IGOR IGOR IGOR IGOR, to the theme of LEABURN LEABURN LEABURN

    I think that's as creative as our lot get.

    Shocking song for our top goalscorer.
    Go on VG we all wanna hear you belting out an original on Saturday ;-)
  • MountsfieldParkMountsfieldPark
    edited September 2014
    In the Valley, the mighty Valley,
    Igor scores again.
    He scores for Charlton, the mighty Charlton,
    Igor scores again.

    Vetokele, Vetokele,
    Vetokele, Vetokele,
    Vetokele, Vetokele,
    Vetokele, Vetokele.

    (Yes, I know the song has already been abused by other clubs' fans, but it fits like a glove.)
  • PL54PL54
    Someone would need to get him lifting his shirt up when he scored. Borrowed from Middlesbrough and to the tune of The Macarena:

    Charlton have a player
    and they call him Vetokele
    He scores lots of goals,
    I've seen him on the telly
    And when he scores a goal
    he likes to show his belly
    Ooohhh Vetokele
  • GranpaGranpa
    No thanks everybody, the much repeated Igor...Igor...Igor is fine for me, I'm old and I can easily remember the Words !
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    its alright @Granpa‌ i'm thinking of all you old geriatrics.

    I've been singing along all morning to Sailor by Petula Clark (youtube kids).

    Nice and slow for ya, a pipe and slippers football chant

    Iiiiiiiiigor
    Vet - or - kay - leeeeeeee
    Iiiigor
    Scores our goals

    repeat
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