I've never understood algebra. I never understood why people believe in God. I've never eaten couscous. I don't have the patience to read a book anymore.
Never had a cat or dog and no idea why you'd want one.
Each to their own but I can see quite a few reasons - from simple companionship to keeping the mind and/or body active, motivation to go for regular exercise, to just simply finding them cute/funny.
Never ironed anything. Never been to Asia Never lived outside the Borough of Greenwich Never taken cocaine/crack/heroin or any class A drugs Never lived alone Never had a daughter Never had a Bloody Mary Never not had a winner at Cheltenham Never been able to play a musical instrument Never chucked up over myself whilst pissed on a Sidcup line train, Bexleyheath line yes, but not Sidcup.
I've never been to Australia or even had the desire to go. I've never done class A or B drugs. Never been to Scotland. I've never seen an opera. I've never been to a rugby match. I've never been to Wimbledon. I've never shot a hand gun. I've never driven a sports car.
Never had a cat or dog and no idea why you'd want one.
This is a big one in my opinion. People who have pets especially dogs are a subtly different type of person i have always felt (as a dog person myself).
To me it just seems mental to share your home with an animal.
Never had a cat or dog and no idea why you'd want one.
This is a big one in my opinion. People who have pets especially dogs are a subtly different type of person i have always felt (as a dog person myself).
To me it just seems mental to share your home with an animal.
Fair enough - not saying your wrong and I'm right, just giving those examples of why people might go for a pet.
I've had cats in shared houses and with an ex, find them funny, and there's something therapeutic about having them in your lap/stoking them while you watch TV etc.
Don't mind dogs but find them needier and also I'm too lazy to get up in time to walk them before work. And they are more of a tie.
My girlfriend is one of 8 kids, comes from one of those benefits street type families where the kids either become complete little shits to get attention or go the other way where they just stay in their room all quiet.. She's the quiet one...
Anyway, she has never had fireworks in the garden. So I grabbed absolutely loads of them for this Friday :-)
She'd also never had beef before me (dad was convinced they would die of mad cows disease) so shed also never had a burger (her dad is also a vegetarian)
Never been single for more than 3 weeks since I was 17 (don't) Never had a Lapdance or been to Lapdance club Never had a lads holiday Never cheated Never Been on Facebook
Never been skiing- no interest Never watched Star Wars - sci fi leaves me cold Never been to Aus Asia etc - never been interested in traveling as an adult and can't understand why anyone would want to. Never seen Charlton win the FA Cup.
Never had a pint of bitter or real ale unless you count a black peppered flavoured stout from a pub when we played Chesterfield. Never owned a handkerchief. Why anyone would snot, spit, cough or soak up any bodily fluid then wish to keep it on their person for the rest of the day is just beyond me.
Never owned a handkerchief. Why anyone would snot, spit, cough or soak up any bodily fluid then wish to keep it on their person for the rest of the day is just beyond me.
Never been touched inappropriately by a priest despite being a devoted catholic as well at an altar boy for five years and going to an all boys catholic school.
Never moved on. Never been called Colin. Never had highlights. Never been out with a hairdresser from Lytham St Annes Never wound my neck in - how do you do that precisley?
Never moved on. Never been called Colin. Never had highlights. Never been out with a hairdresser from Lytham St Annes Never wound my neck in - how do you do that precisley?
Never had a tattoo, or understood why anyone else would want one. Never watched rugby. Never been without at least one pet in the house. Never been further east than Istanbul. Never been further west than Arizona. Never selected a lobster (or other animal) to be eaten - too much like playing god. Never believed in religion or astrology. Never been flagged ;-)
I've never understood algebra. I never understood why people believe in God. I've never eaten couscous. I don't have the patience to read a book anymore.
If........
Football + Atheism - Couscous - Library membership = Bedsaddick
Never watched The A-Team, X-Factor or Z-Cars. Never found a good answer to question on Yahoo-Answers. Never had a phobia. Never read a Harry Potter book. Never used snapchat. Never owned a Space Hopper or Buckeroo. Never bought (or even liked) a record from a boy band.
Never seen any of the Star Wars films Never smoked - not even tried it Never taken drugs Never watched The Apprentice/Big Brother/Strictly/X Factor/any of them
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I never understood why people believe in God.
I've never eaten couscous.
I don't have the patience to read a book anymore.
Never been to Asia
Never lived outside the Borough of Greenwich
Never taken cocaine/crack/heroin or any class A drugs
Never lived alone
Never had a daughter
Never had a Bloody Mary
Never not had a winner at Cheltenham
Never been able to play a musical instrument
Never chucked up over myself whilst pissed on a Sidcup line train, Bexleyheath line yes, but not Sidcup.
I've never done class A or B drugs.
Never been to Scotland.
I've never seen an opera.
I've never been to a rugby match.
I've never been to Wimbledon.
I've never shot a hand gun.
I've never driven a sports car.
I've had cats in shared houses and with an ex, find them funny, and there's something therapeutic about having them in your lap/stoking them while you watch TV etc.
Don't mind dogs but find them needier and also I'm too lazy to get up in time to walk them before work. And they are more of a tie.
Never missed a penalty
Never been skiing
Never eaten Marmite
Never been to ballet
Never driven a motorbike
Never smoked a cigarette or a joint, though I think that's a fortunate gap in my life.
I always thought it tasted like salad cream (rank) for some reason
Never have seen Star Wars and never collected Panini stickers
Never smoked or done any kind of drugs
Never deep sea dived or snorkeled
Never had a one night stand
Never gone to Wembley
Never eaten Calamari, Scampi, Fish from the chippy etc.
Never owned an IPhone
Never gone to the beaches of mainland Spain
Anyway, she has never had fireworks in the garden. So I grabbed absolutely loads of them for this Friday :-)
She'd also never had beef before me (dad was convinced they would die of mad cows disease) so shed also never had a burger (her dad is also a vegetarian)
Never been single for more than 3 weeks since I was 17 (don't)
Never had a Lapdance or been to Lapdance club
Never had a lads holiday
Never cheated
Never Been on Facebook
Never seen Lord of the Rings
Never watched Star Wars - sci fi leaves me cold
Never been to Aus Asia etc - never been interested in traveling as an adult and can't understand why anyone would want to.
Never seen Charlton win the FA Cup.
Never failed an exam
Never had a dog
Never had a playground fight
Didn't have a foreign holiday until I was 12
Never owned a handkerchief. Why anyone would snot, spit, cough or soak up any bodily fluid then wish to keep it on their person for the rest of the day is just beyond me.
In public
Never been called Colin.
Never had highlights.
Never been out with a hairdresser from Lytham St Annes
Never wound my neck in - how do you do that precisley?
Never watched rugby.
Never been without at least one pet in the house.
Never been further east than Istanbul.
Never been further west than Arizona.
Never selected a lobster (or other animal) to be eaten - too much like playing god.
Never believed in religion or astrology.
Never been flagged ;-)
Football + Atheism - Couscous - Library membership = Bedsaddick
F+A-C-L = B
then..........
Atheism-Couscous-Library membership = Bedsaddick-Football
A-C-L = B-F
Simples
Never had a threesome
Never seen Golfie's latest squeeze
You can't flag moderators.
Believe me I've tried
:-)
Never found a good answer to question on Yahoo-Answers.
Never had a phobia.
Never read a Harry Potter book.
Never used snapchat.
Never owned a Space Hopper or Buckeroo.
Never bought (or even liked) a record from a boy band.
Never smoked - not even tried it
Never taken drugs
Never watched The Apprentice/Big Brother/Strictly/X Factor/any of them