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  • seth plumseth plum
    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?
  • sam3110sam3110
    seth plum said:

    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?

    You were born then too, you're all triplets
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    seth plum said:

    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?

    Because they were born of the same day (ie Tuesday) not the same date
  • RivieraRiviera
    Fred was born in March but his birthday is June 22nd. How can this be?
  • thenewbiethenewbie
    Riviera said:

    Fred was born in March but his birthday is June 22nd. How can this be?

    He was born in the town March, on June 22nd.
  • seth plumseth plum
    Triplets is the answer.
  • paulie8290paulie8290
    lordromford said:

    Nice one @Riviera
    Had the whole of Charlton Life tearing their hair out trying to figure that one out!
    :smiley:

    Not me haha.
    Heard that years and years ago
  • cafcfancafcfan
    Riviera said:

    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)

    Coins can't add up: they are not sentient.
  • RivieraRiviera
    cafcfan said:

    Riviera said:

    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)

    Coins can't add up: they are not sentient.
    My sides have split...
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  • paulie8290paulie8290
    The Chase just now

    Q-What fictional river is in the title of a George Eliot book

    A-The Nile

  • harveys_gardenerharveys_gardener
    Would it improve my dental hygiene?
  • cherryorchardcherryorchard
    paulie8290 said:

    The Chase just now

    Q-What fictional river is in the title of a George Eliot book

    A-The Nile

    And I liked Bradley Walsh's reposte: Agatha Christi'es 'Death on the Floss'
  • iaitchiaitch
    It would be Death on the Floss if I tried doing that new dance thing.
  • A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    William G. Stewart: Above the entrance to which place do the words “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” appear?
    Contestant: A church?
    Stewart: Er, sorry, no, hell.
  • A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    Anne Robinson: In Italian history, in 1919 which former journalist set up the Fascist Party?
    Contestant: Silvio Berlusconi.
  • A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    PWPATP
    Anne Robinson: In the Lord's Prayer, what word beginning with 'H' meaning 'blessed' comes before 'be thy name'?
    Contestant: (quietly) Howard.
    Anne Robinson: (incredulously) Pardon?
    Contestant: (louder) Howard.


    Anne Robinson: What word for an ancient Roman marketplace is also a site on the internet for open discussion?

    Contestant: Chatroom.
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  • A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    edited August 2018
    WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

    Chris Tarrant (asking the audience): 'Jambon' is the French for which food?

    11 per cent of the audience: Jam.

  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Anyone watch The Wall on BBC at the moment? Absolute stitch up 
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    ValleyGary said:
    Anyone watch The Wall on BBC at the moment? Absolute stitch up 
    Had enough of spanners for one day.
  • Fanny FanackapanFanny Fanackapan
    Sillybilly said:
    Irish Bloke on Pointless the other day tried to give an answer the the question “who is head of the Metroploitan Police?”  In a thick Irish accent he said “ I know diss one, I know diss one.......Caressa Dick”.  Armstrong and Osman completely straight batted it and did the old “let’s see if it’s correct” routine while the audience tittered.  Osman than said “the good news is you’ve just won £250 as the video will be on he bloopers show”. It was very funny. 
    Thanks for that.

    Needed a good titter after this afternoon.
  • SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    Family Fortunes:-

    Q. Name a type of ache.
    A. Filet of fish
  • sillav nitramsillav nitram
    Compare: In 1931 which famous American gangster was jailed for tax evasion?

    Contestant: Al Cappuccino.
  • Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    Just caught a clip on YouTube of the American version of Family Fortunes:
    Host: name a man’s first name that starts with the letter H,
    Contestant: José!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.
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