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  • You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?
  • seth plum said:

    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?

    You were born then too, you're all triplets
  • seth plum said:

    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?

    Because they were born of the same day (ie Tuesday) not the same date
  • Fred was born in March but his birthday is June 22nd. How can this be?
  • Riviera said:

    Fred was born in March but his birthday is June 22nd. How can this be?

    He was born in the town March, on June 22nd.
  • Triplets is the answer.
  • Nice one @Riviera
    Had the whole of Charlton Life tearing their hair out trying to figure that one out!
    :smiley:

    Not me haha.
    Heard that years and years ago
  • Riviera said:

    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)

    Coins can't add up: they are not sentient.
  • cafcfan said:

    Riviera said:

    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)

    Coins can't add up: they are not sentient.
    My sides have split...
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  • The Chase just now

    Q-What fictional river is in the title of a George Eliot book

    A-The Nile

  • Would it improve my dental hygiene?
  • The Chase just now

    Q-What fictional river is in the title of a George Eliot book

    A-The Nile

    And I liked Bradley Walsh's reposte: Agatha Christi'es 'Death on the Floss'
  • It would be Death on the Floss if I tried doing that new dance thing.
  • William G. Stewart: Above the entrance to which place do the words “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” appear?
    Contestant: A church?
    Stewart: Er, sorry, no, hell.
  • Anne Robinson: In Italian history, in 1919 which former journalist set up the Fascist Party?
    Contestant: Silvio Berlusconi.
  • PWPATP
    Anne Robinson: In the Lord's Prayer, what word beginning with 'H' meaning 'blessed' comes before 'be thy name'?
    Contestant: (quietly) Howard.
    Anne Robinson: (incredulously) Pardon?
    Contestant: (louder) Howard.


    Anne Robinson: What word for an ancient Roman marketplace is also a site on the internet for open discussion?

    Contestant: Chatroom.
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  • edited August 2018
    WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

    Chris Tarrant (asking the audience): 'Jambon' is the French for which food?

    11 per cent of the audience: Jam.

  • Anyone watch The Wall on BBC at the moment? Absolute stitch up 
  • Anyone watch The Wall on BBC at the moment? Absolute stitch up 
    Had enough of spanners for one day.
  • Irish Bloke on Pointless the other day tried to give an answer the the question “who is head of the Metroploitan Police?”  In a thick Irish accent he said “ I know diss one, I know diss one.......Caressa Dick”.  Armstrong and Osman completely straight batted it and did the old “let’s see if it’s correct” routine while the audience tittered.  Osman than said “the good news is you’ve just won £250 as the video will be on he bloopers show”. It was very funny. 
    Thanks for that.

    Needed a good titter after this afternoon.
  • Family Fortunes:-

    Q. Name a type of ache.
    A. Filet of fish
  • Compare: In 1931 which famous American gangster was jailed for tax evasion?

    Contestant: Al Cappuccino.
  • Just caught a clip on YouTube of the American version of Family Fortunes:
    Host: name a man’s first name that starts with the letter H,
    Contestant: José!
  • Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.
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