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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,250
    seth plum said:

    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?

    You were born then too, you're all triplets
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    seth plum said:

    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?

    Because they were born of the same day (ie Tuesday) not the same date
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Fred was born in March but his birthday is June 22nd. How can this be?
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,000
    Riviera said:

    Fred was born in March but his birthday is June 22nd. How can this be?

    He was born in the town March, on June 22nd.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Triplets is the answer.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    lordromford said:

    Nice one @Riviera
    Had the whole of Charlton Life tearing their hair out trying to figure that one out!
    :smiley:

    Not me haha.
    Heard that years and years ago
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,593
    seth plum said:

    You have two sisters, born of the same mother in the same hour of the same day in the same year, yet they're not twins.
    Why not?

    Because you live in Norfolk
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Riviera said:

    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)

    Coins can't add up: they are not sentient.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    cafcfan said:

    Riviera said:

    I've got 2 coins in my hand that add up to 70p. One of them is NOT a 50p, what are the two coins? (All current UK legal tender)

    Coins can't add up: they are not sentient.
    My sides have split...
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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    The Chase just now

    Q-What fictional river is in the title of a George Eliot book

    A-The Nile

  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    Would it improve my dental hygiene?
  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,721
    paulie8290 said:

    The Chase just now

    Q-What fictional river is in the title of a George Eliot book

    A-The Nile

    And I liked Bradley Walsh's reposte: Agatha Christi'es 'Death on the Floss'
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    It would be Death on the Floss if I tried doing that new dance thing.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    William G. Stewart: Above the entrance to which place do the words “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” appear?
    Contestant: A church?
    Stewart: Er, sorry, no, hell.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Anne Robinson: In Italian history, in 1919 which former journalist set up the Fascist Party?
    Contestant: Silvio Berlusconi.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Anne Robinson: A selection of small, highly coloured sweets is known as Dolly...

    Contestant: Parton.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    PWPATP
    Anne Robinson: In the Lord's Prayer, what word beginning with 'H' meaning 'blessed' comes before 'be thy name'?
    Contestant: (quietly) Howard.
    Anne Robinson: (incredulously) Pardon?
    Contestant: (louder) Howard.


    Anne Robinson: What word for an ancient Roman marketplace is also a site on the internet for open discussion?

    Contestant: Chatroom.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
    Contestant: I don't know.
    White: I'll give you some clues. What do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
    Contestant: Arm.
    White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're . .?
    Contestant: Strong.
    White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
    Contestant: Louis.

    White: Well, there we are then. So, who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
    Contestant: Frank Sinatra?
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    BEACON RADIO, Wolverhampton
    DJ Mark: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
    Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited August 2018
    WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

    Chris Tarrant (asking the audience): 'Jambon' is the French for which food?

    11 per cent of the audience: Jam.

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Anyone watch The Wall on BBC at the moment? Absolute stitch up 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,607
    ValleyGary said:
    Anyone watch The Wall on BBC at the moment? Absolute stitch up 
    Had enough of spanners for one day.
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    Irish Bloke on Pointless the other day tried to give an answer the the question “who is head of the Metroploitan Police?”  In a thick Irish accent he said “ I know diss one, I know diss one.......Caressa Dick”.  Armstrong and Osman completely straight batted it and did the old “let’s see if it’s correct” routine while the audience tittered.  Osman than said “the good news is you’ve just won £250 as the video will be on he bloopers show”. It was very funny. 
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    Sillybilly said:
    Irish Bloke on Pointless the other day tried to give an answer the the question “who is head of the Metroploitan Police?”  In a thick Irish accent he said “ I know diss one, I know diss one.......Caressa Dick”.  Armstrong and Osman completely straight batted it and did the old “let’s see if it’s correct” routine while the audience tittered.  Osman than said “the good news is you’ve just won £250 as the video will be on he bloopers show”. It was very funny. 
    Thanks for that.

    Needed a good titter after this afternoon.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    Family Fortunes:-

    Q. Name a type of ache.
    A. Filet of fish
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,163
    Compare: In 1931 which famous American gangster was jailed for tax evasion?

    Contestant: Al Cappuccino.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,163
    Compare: England’s World Cup-winning football team contained brothers with what surname?

    Contestant: Bergkamp.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,849
    Just caught a clip on YouTube of the American version of Family Fortunes:
    Host: name a man’s first name that starts with the letter H,
    Contestant: José!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.

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