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  • Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.
    Can you tell what it is yet? 😉
  • RedChaser said:
    Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.
    Can you tell what it is yet? 😉
    Trying to think who they were confusing him with ! 
  • MrOneLung said:
    RedChaser said:
    Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.
    Can you tell what it is yet? 😉
    Trying to think who they were confusing him with ! 
    Keith Harris maybe, he regularly stuffed a bird 😀.
  • Bradley Walsh: El Paso in Texas is close to the border between USA and which other country?

    Donna Air(head): Brasil.
  • MrOneLung said:
    RedChaser said:
    Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.
    Can you tell what it is yet? 😉
    Trying to think who they were confusing him with ! 
    Are there any well known nonce Chefs?
  • MrOneLung said:
    RedChaser said:
    Watched Family Fortunes on Challenge TV yesterday from the mid-90s with Les Dennis...

    Q: Name a TV Chef

    A: I’m going for Rolf Harris, Les.
    Can you tell what it is yet? 😉
    Trying to think who they were confusing him with ! 
    They were from Lincoln and said they don’t say hello in Lincoln, they say ‘now then’ as a greeting. Which then followed a series of ‘now then Mark’, now then Les, Now then Debbie, now then Les, now then Pete, now then Les....

    Les then made a Jimmy Saville now then now then joke.

    Rolf and Saville on the same episode. watched the rest waiting for a Stuart Hall reference 
    Cliff Richard must have been shitting himself there was a question about The Shadows.
  • Couple of great ones from yesterday afternoon on Cash Trapped:

    In Which southern county is Leeds Castle - Yorkshire.

    what is the highest value Bank of England note -£100 note. 
  • Couple of great ones from yesterday afternoon on Cash Trapped:

    In Which southern county is Leeds Castle - Yorkshire.

    what is the highest value Bank of England note -£100 note. 
    Saw a programme about the BOE recently.....they actually hold £1m notes in the vault.
  • Imagine having one of them and offering it when buying a pint.
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  • Couple of great ones from yesterday afternoon on Cash Trapped:

    In Which southern county is Leeds Castle - Yorkshire.

    what is the highest value Bank of England note -£100 note. 
    Saw a programme about the BOE recently.....they actually hold £1m notes in the vault.
    I reckon you have got a couple of those squirrelled away Golfie. 
  • edited November 2019
    Couple of great ones from yesterday afternoon on Cash Trapped:

    In Which southern county is Leeds Castle - Yorkshire.

    what is the highest value Bank of England note -£100 note. 
    Saw a programme about the BOE recently.....they actually hold £1m notes in the vault.
    Glad they're keeping them safe for me

    Its a pain in the arse when you find something for a fiver and only have £1m note in your wallet

    Poor lass took forever counting out my change at the till
  • edited November 2019
    Couple of great ones from yesterday afternoon on Cash Trapped:

    In Which southern county is Leeds Castle - Yorkshire.

    what is the highest value Bank of England note -£100 note. 
    Saw a programme about the BOE recently.....they actually hold £1m notes in the vault.
    Glad they're keeping them safe for me

    Its a pain in the arse when you find something for a fiver and only have £1m note in your wallet

    Poor lass took forever counting out my change at the till
    With the money you have you could have told her to keep the change. 
  • Couple of great ones from yesterday afternoon on Cash Trapped:

    In Which southern county is Leeds Castle - Yorkshire.

    what is the highest value Bank of England note -£100 note. 
    Saw a programme about the BOE recently.....they actually hold £1m notes in the vault.
    Glad they're keeping them safe for me

    Its a pain in the arse when you find something for a fiver and only have £1m note in your wallet

    Poor lass took forever counting out my change at the till
    With the money you have you could have told her to keep the change. 
    I would have huh!!... but she didnt want to go dancing huh!!
  • On tonights Pointless show:

    Name any word ending in OST
    Lady GB Hockey Player: PostMAN!!!!!

    Unbelievable!
  • Chris Iwelumo on Pointless. Anagrams of actors who have played Dr Who. 
    "Is it Tom Barek?"
  • Chris Iwelumo on Pointless. Anagrams of actors who have played Dr Who. 
    "Is it Tom Barek?"


    Arsehole 
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  • Tito Jackson got asked what South East London football club is nicknamed the Addicks on Tipping Point earlier. Fair to say he didn’t get it right.
  • Listening to radio yesterday, Joey Essex was speaking to Dermot O’Leary about him being on Celebrity SAS. Joey said he was bitten by a tic whilst in Scotland and he was worried that he would get limescale disease. 
    That’s tickled me. If he ain’t as stupid as he seems then he’s a comedy genius.
  • edited April 2020
    With Joey Essex I think he is thick but he plays up to it alot as well.

    Like when he was on Im a celeb and he said he never learnt to blow his nose and did it the Joey Essex way


  • edited August 2020
    The Chase tonight:

    Q. "What unit of power is abbreviated to HP?"

    A. "Houses of Parliament"
  • I saw a blonde beautician on a game show once who said she was on it to show that blondes and beauticians aren't stupid. One of her the questions, luckily you would think, was what did exfoliate mean? She didn't know!
  • 3 today from Tipping Point (yes it has been a boring day) 

    3 on the trot from the bloke who actually was the winner !!

    How many pennies were there to a pre decimal pound .. answer given  6  (fair enough he is quite young)   correct = 240

    Who was the USA President on 1/1/2000 .. answer given George Washington .. correct = Bill Clinton

    The name of a North Sea shipping area named after a Norse invader .. answer given Christopher Columbus .. correct = Viking

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