I confess. It gets to the stage where we sign some guy with only one leg and an asthma condition, plus an allergy to grass, and I wake up the day after the deadline feeling great because, hey, we signed someone, and apparently PSV Eindhoven were offering him a contract fifteen years ago. Then he does'nt start a single first team game, but by march he's been seen in the academy and it turns out the leg he lost was the one he shot with. Who cares, next transfer window and I'll do it all again.
The cure for my sad condition? Buy a decent striker Roly, FFS!
Does anyone think that Roland might be sitting in his office happily chuckling to himself at this thread in the knowledge that he is one great big wind up?
will be 35 at the start of next season - will never believe a word said again by RD or KM if he signs as we sold Kermogant as he was 30-odd & would have no value at the end of his contract.
I'm fed up refreshing F5 all the time. I'm not on Twitter so could someone please tweet Sue Parkes and see if Chris has got home for his tea yet! If he has, that might put us all out of our misery........or not!
I am now going to leave this thread and CL in general until 11pm, at which point I will log back in, come onto this thread and read through the drama as it unfolds. If there are no signings, I will calmly close my laptop, kiss my family and make my way out to the shed with a bottle of scotch and a revolver.
will be 35 at the start of next season - will never believe a word said again by RD or KM if he signs as we sold Kermogant as he was 30-odd & would have no value at the end of his contract.
Also not played a game all season
boo hiss
None of our current player's have any value and they're under contract. If they had value, they'd have been sold already. The one's with no value (or skill) will be arriving soon
We are being told that any Charlton signings will be announced at around 9:30pm tonight. Club working hard to finalise a deal. #CAFC
The team have worked tirelessly to get these deals over the line. These things are difficult to get right. We had four deals lined up, one worth over £4m but the door slammed shut too early for us to complete. One problem was that Colin had switched off his phone so we couldn't get the signings ratified in time. We will be looking at our assets when the loan window opens next week to see if there is anything we can do.*
Or something like that.
* we will quietly forget this and do nothing at all
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Nope, no sign of any movement skywards.
Who cares, next transfer window and I'll do it all again.
The cure for my sad condition? Buy a decent striker Roly, FFS!
[Switches cynic mode off]
Puts on tin hat
Sorry for irrelevant post!
Also not played a game all season
boo hiss
We are being told that any Charlton signings will be announced at around 9:30pm tonight. Club working hard to finalise a deal. #CAFC
"Signings" or "A deal" - I'm confused!
The view of a Forest fan... sounds promising, hope we get this one over the line.
Why not just admit that you know absolutely f**k all about anything?
Or something like that.
* we will quietly forget this and do nothing at all