When my mother or Grandma correct my pro-nounciation of a word during a conversation, it's as if they are listening to me not to hear the story, just to correct me at every opportunity aaaaargggh!
[cite] Heath Hero:[/cite]sniffing on trains - once I notice it it drives me insane.
Re stickers - a friend of mine actually has a phobia about having stickers put on her by charity collectors - she will cross the road to avoid it.
I am not dissimilar. I hate it when my kids get stickers as they inevitably end up on the floor and I get the fear when having to pick them up. I daresay it's all caused by some horrific childhood incident involving prit-stick that I have locked away deep in my subconscious
the kid in the East stand (10 rows from the front, next to the North-East Family section) who takes it upon himself to clap annoyingly loudly on his own during quiet spells in the game
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the kid in the East stand (10 rows from the front, next to the North-East Family section) who takes it upon himself to clap annoyingly loudly on his own during quiet spells in the game
LOL
We have a laugh at him EVERY game. Forget your mascots, he is one of my highlights of a matchday experience. Get him out onto the pitch before the game i say,
he annoys the hell outta me AFKA, winds me up no end...i reckon he is a founding member of the happy clappy brigade.
btw didn't say "hi" to you on saturday cos i was hacked off and you looked pretty moody yourself. nice brown cardy though, my grandad's got one just like that ; )
chuckled at your soooooooooper, super kev shout after his "attempted" volley
electric hand driers (so called) that take bloody ages and then you still have to dry your hands on your trousers ......... (and your hands are actually left with more germs than when you started)
not being able to find a plumber who will turn up
people who cross roads without looking
drivers doing 40mph in a 30 zone
drivers using monile phones, cyclists with headphones on
coffee shop chains where there is no choice between a tiny espresso and a too big regular (exception = Caffe Nero)
people eating a hot dog/nachos next to you in the cinema .... AND HAVING TO WAIT HALF A BLOODY HOUR FOR THE FILM TO START!!!
when you go to the cinema to film either starts sixish or nineish - nothing inbetween and all cinemas are the same
Blokes who have one hand resting on someone-else's hip when having a slash!
People who eat their lunch at their desks day in, day out. (Get outside/ elsewhere with your smelly muck.)
Charity collectors in pubs. (Stop looking so smug and leave me alone. And yes, that means you, Childline woman who's been doing it in Greenwich for donkey's years)
Hissing headphones on public transport. (Didn't your mother ever tell you not to act like a c*** in public?)
My upstairs neighbours' creaky front door (and the frequency with which they slam the bloody thing).
The bloke a few rows back who early on seizes on an individual mistake by a player and then drip, drip, drip won't let it go for the rest of the game scapegoating him at every available opportunity. Hughes was saturday's victim but it varies.
Before you ask Kish rarely gets it from him as he respects his (Kish's) pride in the shirt.
the language flyer people on oxford street that stand out side the many colleges trying to force the fliers on people
also the streetcleaners that decide to try to clean the bus stop outside charing x at the preceise time that its the busiest between 8-9
the placard people on oxford street annoy me too. they think they own the pavement with their massive wooden signs and think they have a right to stand in the middle of the pavement blocking everyones way.
the way people no long queue at a bus stop, its a free for all and then a surge. its like being back outside school trying to get on the 229 home! they don't even consider the elderly/pregnant/with kids even if they have only just hobbled up to the stop, they should still be let on first to get first dibs of a space
the way those free evening paper people bellow in the same tone every 5 seconds. there used to be something kinda nice about a "standard" shouter, but now its irritating.
the fiddle man outside charing x who decided to go all "wah wah" on us this morning for effect. give it up mate. it sounded like a recorder.
people in open plan offices that take printed documents that aren't theirs off the colour printe literally 5 mins after its been printed off. i appreciate that paper gets cluttered but give me a f**king chance to get there to pick it up and not find it in the shredder pile or the recycling bin.
give me 10 mins, and i'll think of more. i'm in one of those moods today, the world is against me.
people that leave the water bottles on the pow wow coolers empty when they've used them and not change them cos they're wimps.
but worse than them are the people that come to use them, realise they're empty and instead of changing them. go to find another one with water in. why can't people even attempt to change the water things? or at least ask someone to help them.
people that will send tons of stuff to a printer and then wait all pm whilst other people keep filling up the printer with paper on their behalf, then they stroll down and pick it all up and don't realise what effort other people have put in for them.
the w@nkers that smashed up the last carriage of 1st train back from op riverside.
the w@nkers that sung 'there ain't no black in the union jack' and songs of similar hilarity, on the last carriage of 1st train back from op riverside.
the w@nkers that give it the big 'n to people on middlesboro station as our train pulled out, they were obviously cafc fans waiting for the 2nd train.
the w@nkers that thought it appropriate to view porn on speaker phone so the whole carriage, including kids could hear on the last carriage of 1st train back from op riverside.
the w@nkers that soon shut up once news filterred down the train and the police turned up.
they may well also be the W@nkers that gave 04-mcs and co stick at the carlisle game.
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People who can't walk in a straight line
stickers - just find them very disconcerting, especially when on peoples clothing
Anything Millwall
hearing last orders
Re stickers - a friend of mine actually has a phobia about having stickers put on her by charity collectors - she will cross the road to avoid it.
I am not dissimilar. I hate it when my kids get stickers as they inevitably end up on the floor and I get the fear when having to pick them up. I daresay it's all caused by some horrific childhood incident involving prit-stick that I have locked away deep in my subconscious
Blokes who have one hand resting on their hip when having a slash
People who read magazines/papers in newsagents .. just buy the f..king thing
being told to put the toilet seat down
tax
the kid in the East stand (10 rows from the front, next to the North-East Family section) who takes it upon himself to clap annoyingly loudly on his own during quiet spells in the game
LOL
We have a laugh at him EVERY game. Forget your mascots, he is one of my highlights of a matchday experience. Get him out onto the pitch before the game i say,
Spot on, in fact cyclist is general really get on my nerves.
Oh and women that do their make up on the train
btw didn't say "hi" to you on saturday cos i was hacked off and you looked pretty moody yourself.
nice brown cardy though, my grandad's got one just like that ; )
chuckled at your soooooooooper, super kev shout after his "attempted" volley
Most dangerous b******* onthe road BAR NONE
cardie and pin badge are essential football items :-)
make sure you say hello. i'm not bothered about meeting you, i just want to count 8 rows behind you !!
i think happy-clapper sometimes ropes his dad in. they did a ten-minute red army on their own at one game last season.
electric hand driers (so called) that take bloody ages and then you still have to dry your hands on your trousers ......... (and your hands are actually left with more germs than when you started)
not being able to find a plumber who will turn up
people who cross roads without looking
drivers doing 40mph in a 30 zone
drivers using monile phones, cyclists with headphones on
coffee shop chains where there is no choice between a tiny espresso and a too big regular (exception = Caffe Nero)
people eating a hot dog/nachos next to you in the cinema .... AND HAVING TO WAIT HALF A BLOODY HOUR FOR THE FILM TO START!!!
when you go to the cinema to film either starts sixish or nineish - nothing inbetween and all cinemas are the same
Blokes who have one hand resting on someone-else's hip when having a slash!
Charity collectors in pubs. (Stop looking so smug and leave me alone. And yes, that means you, Childline woman who's been doing it in Greenwich for donkey's years)
Hissing headphones on public transport. (Didn't your mother ever tell you not to act like a c*** in public?)
My upstairs neighbours' creaky front door (and the frequency with which they slam the bloody thing).
Before you ask Kish rarely gets it from him as he respects his (Kish's) pride in the shirt.
It costs 35p you pikey!!!
Fuck off!Ive got a copy of The Times and (in the evenings) The Standard under my arm. Why would I want another paper?
also the streetcleaners that decide to try to clean the bus stop outside charing x at the preceise time that its the busiest between 8-9
the placard people on oxford street annoy me too. they think they own the pavement with their massive wooden signs and think they have a right to stand in the middle of the pavement blocking everyones way.
the way people no long queue at a bus stop, its a free for all and then a surge. its like being back outside school trying to get on the 229 home! they don't even consider the elderly/pregnant/with kids even if they have only just hobbled up to the stop, they should still be let on first to get first dibs of a space
the way those free evening paper people bellow in the same tone every 5 seconds. there used to be something kinda nice about a "standard" shouter, but now its irritating.
the fiddle man outside charing x who decided to go all "wah wah" on us this morning for effect. give it up mate. it sounded like a recorder.
people in open plan offices that take printed documents that aren't theirs off the colour printe literally 5 mins after its been printed off. i appreciate that paper gets cluttered but give me a f**king chance to get there to pick it up and not find it in the shredder pile or the recycling bin.
give me 10 mins, and i'll think of more. i'm in one of those moods today, the world is against me.
women at tils looking for/putting money back in their purse
people who put their card in a cash point twice or more on the same visit
sam alladyce
channel five
people on charing cross road looking up at the sky
There's a good one... My bank doesn't ask "do you require another service?" just spits your card back out so you have to do it all again!
People who drive in the middle lane when the inside is free. I don't care if you're doing 70, 80 or 90 mph, if the inside's free, use it!
Just sooooooo winds me up-
And then they look at you when you say " Thank you so much for letting me hold the door open for you"
2) The b**tards that let them in !!
but worse than them are the people that come to use them, realise they're empty and instead of changing them. go to find another one with water in. why can't people even attempt to change the water things? or at least ask someone to help them.
people that will send tons of stuff to a printer and then wait all pm whilst other people keep filling up the printer with paper on their behalf, then they stroll down and pick it all up and don't realise what effort other people have put in for them.
the w@nkers that smashed up the last carriage of 1st train back from op riverside.
the w@nkers that sung 'there ain't no black in the union jack' and songs of similar hilarity, on the last carriage of 1st train back from op riverside.
the w@nkers that give it the big 'n to people on middlesboro station as our train pulled out, they were obviously cafc fans waiting for the 2nd train.
the w@nkers that thought it appropriate to view porn on speaker phone so the whole carriage, including kids could hear on the last carriage of 1st train back from op riverside.
the w@nkers that soon shut up once news filterred down the train and the police turned up.
they may well also be the W@nkers that gave 04-mcs and co stick at the carlisle game.
am i repeating myself?