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Completely random things that wind you up
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People who spit their gum out on the pavement.
Talktalk - waiting for someone to answer the f****** phone - hearing that your call is important to us but keeping you on the line for days - no wonder the call is important - our phone calls are making them a packet - do they really have anybody working there? And they know that its right/And we know that its right/we have gotta to keep it together/we have gotta keep it together.....now - your call is important to us......your call is important to us.....your call is important to us....And they know that its right/we have gotta keep it together........AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG.....will someone F**** answer the F***** phone...........And you know that its right.....I AM GONNA KILL - I AM GONNA KILL - I AM GONNA KILL- I AM GONNA KILL.- We have gotta keep it together - I AM GONNA KILL!!!.....AAARRGGGHHHH0 -
[cite] AFKA Bartram:[/cite]no one having the guts / heart to tell the smelly boy that he smells.
Come on afka just be honest with me!!0 -
People who cannot have a discussion without turning it personal.
(Not referring solely to the Livingstone thread on here, the wife and daughters do it as do people at work)
Maybe it's me!0 -
[cite] LenGlover:[/cite]People who cannot have a discussion without turning it personal.
Aye to that.
Also, the rush hour traffic jam on Hare and Billet Road coming into Blackheath, full of pillocks who fondly imagine they're going a quicker way, when actually they're not...0 -
Middle age women with short hair ....0
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Short women with mid-length hair ...0
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Women in their Off Roaders 4x4's that have never been off Road in their life on the bloody school run. Anyone who buys one of them monstrosities should have to re-take their test in it, if they failed then their license is revoked. Bet none of them would buy one of the F***** things then..!0
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Mobile phone salesmen who cold call
Bags posted through my letterbox asking for old clothes that "we'll collect next Wednesday"
Third world call centres
Charlton losing
Commuters who wait until they're at the barrier before they try and find their ticket.
Commuters in front of me at the barrier whose ticket won't work.
People who think all vegetarians should look thin and pale
People who park their cars in a way that they take up the parking space for two
The congestion charge
Charlton losing
People who play their ipods so loudly that everyone within a 5 mile radius can hear them
Wind and rain on the way to work
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People who sit next to you on the train and try to take up your seat as well
Welsh Rugby Fans
Vanessa Feltz
Not being able to have an Oyster card
The way Millennium FM was wrecked by Fusion and Milestone
Slow walking plonkers when I'm rushing to get my train
Standing on the left on an escalator
Charlton losing
The Halifax adverts and Howard
Losing to my 9 year old son at Tiger Woods on the Wii
Losing to my 4 year old son at Wii Baseball (How can he hit 9 home runs in a row?)
Losing to my wife at Wii Bowling
Taxi drivers who won't stop when i'm on a zebra crossing0 -
Drivers who don't signal when turning left
Drivers who abandon rather than park their cars
Receptionists who think they are the doctor
boring long ball second tier football0 -
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sir alan curbishley detractors0
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charlton fans that keep going on about how good it was under curbs0
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[cite]Posted By: oohaahmortimer[/cite]sir alan curbishley detractors
Agreed! :-)0 -
People who look back at the past through rose tinted glasses.0
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people who's first game isn't football.0
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[cite]Posted By: ThreadKiller[/cite]people who's first game isn't football.
Guilty! Sorry if I wind you up but cricket comes first for me.0 -
people who can't chew food without making some annoying noise with their lips.
tailgaters.0 -
People who scrape their forks on their knives when waiting for dinner (i.e. my kids)0
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People who eat great big cornish pasties on packed trains.
People who get on the train with wet umbrellas
John Barnes on Channel 5
Phil Thompson
Girls who put make up whilst travelling to work
ATM machines that charge £1.75 for getting your money out!0 -
Any man who wears make up. Period!
People who take football too seriously!0 -
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People who eat anything on the train, get up 15mins earlier and eat, I don't want to smell your crap!0
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[cite]Posted By: Stu of SE7[/cite]People who eat anything on the train, get up 15mins earlier and eat, I don't want to smell your crap!
I need my beauty sleep!0 -
Mates who you meet for a beer who then bugger off to a fruit machine, acceptable only when someone is on their own. Not when they are meant to be a drinking partner0
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Tom Huddlestone's head.0
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[cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite][cite]Posted By: Stu of SE7[/cite]People who eat anything on the train, get up 15mins earlier and eat, I don't want to smell your crap!
I need my beauty sleep!
Not everytone else's problem.0 -
Stu, you love smelling crap.
Can you get crap flavoured grub now then?0 -
Towels that fall of shiney towel rails
Matt Smiths stuttering delivery on Championship goals
Hearing updates on totally irrelevant Scottish football games (and Welsh)
Any Charity raising programs that end in 'Relief'0 -
People who put trainers on with their suits for the journey to/from work.
Outgoing larger than life characters - no, you are fat and not funny.
Taxi Driver in row UU in North Upper M block who moans about strikers being offside from goal kicks, despite me loudly mentioning 5 times a season how you cannot be offside from a goalkick.
Women doing make up on the train.
Princess Diana inquest - speeding accident due to drink driving (30 million quid please)
Paul Burrell
Heather Mills
Eco-mentalists.
Caffeinistas - 3 quid for a coffee,just get one from the vending machine.
Animal rights nutters who would put animals ahead of people.0 -
people who celebrate St Patricks day who are not irish.0
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[cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]people who celebrate St Patricks day who are not irish.
Yeah Ledge best one I have heard on this thread.
People who don't know when St george's Day is !0
