Being told to enter my pin by some gormless checkout operator at Sains/Tesco/M&S etc when I've had my finger hovering over the keypad for ages waiting for the screen to update.
Standing at a bar for 30 mins in Ipswich and everyone getting served around me, even new people coming up to the bar getting served first and then kicking up a fuss when they've been waiting 10 mins, and then STILL when getting served do not say to serve me first as i've been there for hours, and then think they're doing me a favour by asking me to be served next. I have a feeling it was someone off this site as well. grrrrrrr.
KillersBeard> don't listen to em, you celebrate what you like when you like!
[cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]films/ads with talking dogs.
Well my pad is very messy
And there's whiskers on my chin
And I'm all hung up on music
And I always play to win
I ain't got no time for lovin'
Cause my time is all used up
Just to sit around creatin'
All that groovy kind of stuff.
I'm a man
Yes I am
And I can't help
But love you so
I'm a man
Yes I am
And I can't help
But love you so.
The adverts for picture loans
Ken Livingstone
Bus'es
Leona Lewis
Anybody else who has won a reality TV show
The Beckhams
TV Soaps
People who seem to think TV soaps are real.
Anybody who watches reality TV
Women who shriek on their mobile phones
People who read the sun and then try to quote it in an intelligent conversation
People who know nothing about politics but try to make out they should be political editor for the Guardian
People who describe footballers / songs / films etc as "shit" without being able to offer a reasonable explanation
People who stop you in the street and want you to sign up for charitys / fill out surveys / take a free newspaper etc.
Anybody who writes "would of" or "could of" when it should be "Would've" or "Could've"
Anybody who excessively uses words such as "like" "so" "whatever" etc as if they're americans.
People who knock on my door with no good reason.
People who phone me up for no good reason.
People who ring me up at stupid hours in the night.
Car Insurance companies.
Starbucks employees who don't understand that I just want a simple coffee.
Overpriced weak lager thats served at gigs / football matches.
All seater stadiums.
Cinema voice-over man who is employed to make idiots think that a film will be exciting just because he's talking in a deep voice. Pop-corn in the cinema; sticky noisy pap that shouldn't be allowed in the building. Motorcyclists who think they've a right to weave in and out just because their machine is slimmer and faster. That June Whitfield ad where she tries to fleece pensioners. Coffee culture. Non-Celtic, non-Oriental people with Celtic and/or Oriental tattoo designs. You've no idea what they mean you idiots. Litter droppers and people who don't scoop the poop. The skinny turnstiles at the Valley.
Oh and I just thought: Having no money and every trip to the bank resulting in them trying to push you a loan or a credit card; this is only marginally more annoying than having money and every trip to the bank resulting in them trying to push you long term savings accounts, issas, shares, or some other scheme that ends up with them spiriting your cash away for ever.
Oops, I'm on a roll here. perhaps i need some help with my anger management.
Being somewhere and asking for a lemonade and being told, "we have Sprite" or "It's 7up is that ok?". I don't care what bloody brand it is, I just want a fizzy drink because your company hasn't got the foresight to sell me the beer that I'd really like.
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Agreed, bloody hate St Patricks day and have celebrated St Georges for as long as i remember.
Easy for you to say, it falls on your birthday, easy to remember ;-)
And being told that If I celebrate St. Patricks Day, then I can't celebrate St. Georges Day as well!!!!!!
KillersBeard> don't listen to em, you celebrate what you like when you like!
Works for me. :-)
Think it's best described as a 'nuisance'
;-)
Well my pad is very messy
And there's whiskers on my chin
And I'm all hung up on music
And I always play to win
I ain't got no time for lovin'
Cause my time is all used up
Just to sit around creatin'
All that groovy kind of stuff.
I'm a man
Yes I am
And I can't help
But love you so
I'm a man
Yes I am
And I can't help
But love you so.
Ken Livingstone
Bus'es
Leona Lewis
Anybody else who has won a reality TV show
The Beckhams
TV Soaps
People who seem to think TV soaps are real.
Anybody who watches reality TV
Women who shriek on their mobile phones
People who read the sun and then try to quote it in an intelligent conversation
People who know nothing about politics but try to make out they should be political editor for the Guardian
People who describe footballers / songs / films etc as "shit" without being able to offer a reasonable explanation
People who stop you in the street and want you to sign up for charitys / fill out surveys / take a free newspaper etc.
Anybody who writes "would of" or "could of" when it should be "Would've" or "Could've"
Anybody who excessively uses words such as "like" "so" "whatever" etc as if they're americans.
People who knock on my door with no good reason.
People who phone me up for no good reason.
People who ring me up at stupid hours in the night.
Car Insurance companies.
Starbucks employees who don't understand that I just want a simple coffee.
Overpriced weak lager thats served at gigs / football matches.
All seater stadiums.
Think thats about it!!
Pop-corn in the cinema; sticky noisy pap that shouldn't be allowed in the building.
Motorcyclists who think they've a right to weave in and out just because their machine is slimmer and faster.
That June Whitfield ad where she tries to fleece pensioners.
Coffee culture.
Non-Celtic, non-Oriental people with Celtic and/or Oriental tattoo designs. You've no idea what they mean you idiots.
Litter droppers and people who don't scoop the poop.
The skinny turnstiles at the Valley.
Being somewhere and asking for a lemonade and being told, "we have Sprite" or "It's 7up is that ok?". I don't care what bloody brand it is, I just want a fizzy drink because your company hasn't got the foresight to sell me the beer that I'd really like.