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  • Why no weight of oats to ml of milk ratio on a box/bag of porridge oats ever works.

    Always end up adding more of one or the other at the end.

    You've got one job territory, this.
    porridge should be made with water.
    And salt?  For that realistic orphanage feel?
  • Why the lyrics in this were "Heskey to Owen to nod"?

    Especially given in the video they show Owen scoring with his foot not his head.

    https://youtu.be/YoMhkYlS33c
  • Why no weight of oats to ml of milk ratio on a box/bag of porridge oats ever works.

    Always end up adding more of one or the other at the end.

    You've got one job territory, this.
    porridge should be made with water.
    And salt?  For that realistic orphanage feel?
    yes it should
  • Why no weight of oats to ml of milk ratio on a box/bag of porridge oats ever works.

    Always end up adding more of one or the other at the end.

    You've got one job territory, this.
    porridge should be made with water.
    And salt?  For that realistic orphanage feel?
    yes it should
    Wooden bowl and spoon? 
  • edited May 2021
    Why no weight of oats to ml of milk ratio on a box/bag of porridge oats ever works.

    Always end up adding more of one or the other at the end.

    You've got one job territory, this.
    porridge should be made with water.
    And salt?  For that realistic orphanage feel?
    yes it should
    Wooden bowl and spoon? 
    Served by a ruddy-faced bloke with sideburns and a tricorn hat?
  • Why no weight of oats to ml of milk ratio on a box/bag of porridge oats ever works.

    Always end up adding more of one or the other at the end.

    You've got one job territory, this.
    porridge should be made with water.
    And salt?  For that realistic orphanage feel?
    yes it should
    Wooden bowl and spoon? 
    Served by a ruddy-faced bloke with sideburns and a tricorn hat?
    Does it help if they are a miserable bastard too? @Redmidland 😉
  • Oil on bread???
  • Solidgone said:
    Oil on bread???
    It's not Castrol R mate.
  • edited May 2021
    Solidgone said:
    Oil on bread???
    What do you think butter and margarine are? 

    Solidified fats and OILS that’s what.
  • Adults who watch wrestling. Very Crystal Palace that
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  • edited July 2021
    When I see someone running for a bus or train, whether I actually want them to catch it.

    I quite like the "yaaay!" moment when they do, yet I also find it pretty funny when they just miss it.
  • iaitch said:
    Ballet dancers walking on tip toes, why not just get taller dancers?
    Limp and old
  • iaitch said:
    Ballet dancers walking on tip toes, why not just get taller dancers?
    Limp and old

    Wrong thread mate.
  • iaitch said:
    Ballet dancers walking on tip toes, why not just get taller dancers?
    Limp and old
    All those years of walking on their tip toes.
  • Gimmicky dinners/events. I went past the o2 tonight and saw they have a dinner experience where the table is in the air hung by a crane. Checked online to see what is about and was shocked to see it’s £199 per person for 3 course dinner taking an hour. Just can’t grasp why you’d pay that much for this experience. 
  • clb74 said:
    Gimmicky dinners/events. I went past the o2 tonight and saw they have a dinner experience where the table is in the air hung by a crane. Checked online to see what is about and was shocked to see it’s £199 per person for 3 course dinner taking an hour. Just can’t grasp why you’d pay that much for this experience. 
    Be fair it's worth the 200 quid just to see the look on the people's faces below when you take a piss
    Or drop your knife and fork.
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  • I have never heard of this
  • What is it?
  • edited July 2021
    Stig said:
    What is it?
    Viewing platform.

    ”The first visitors to the £2million Marble Arch Mound have been offered refunds after it was branded "the worst" attraction in London

    The West End's newest tourist experience opened to the public on Monday, with tickets to climb the man-made hill at the end of Oxford Street starting at £4.50. 

    However tourists complained they did not see the "soaring views across central London and Hyde Park" from the lush landscape they were promised”

    Source: Evening Standard

  • £4.50 hahaha 
  • Two million quid. Is that the cost of brown envelopes these days?
  • Anything to do with Boris?
  • Anything to do with Boris?
    It was a commission agreed by Westminster Council. 
  • Really scratching my head as to the need for it. Surely if you want a great panorama of London, Greenwich Park or Hampstead Heath are the go to places and if you want a top down view then Monument, The top deck of Tower Bridge, The London Eye or The Shard are the places to go to depending on your head for heights.
  • edited July 2021
    The rumour thread, why is it titled thus, when there only a very few rumours in 480 pages of opinions, counter opinions and made up rubbish.
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