Hands Up Whose Having Bacon This Weekend?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11950018/Bacon-ham-and-sausages-as-big-a-cancer-threat-as-smoking-WHO-to-warn.html
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Kermit the frog and David Cameron possibly!1
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Ed Miliband?1
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Sick and tired of people keep telling me what i should and shouldn't eat. Its enough seeing that smug bald Millwall prick telling me i shouldn't be buying Kelloggs Rice Krispies cos a grapefruit and bowl of nuts is much more cost effective and healthy. Fuck off slap head.
So yes, ill be eating bacon.
And lots of it.6 -
RIPValleyGary said:Sick and tired of people keep telling me what i should and shouldn't eat. Its enough seeing that smug bald Millwall prick telling me i shouldn't be buying Kelloggs Rice Krispies cos a grapefruit and bowl of nuts is much more cost effective and healthy. Fuck off slap head.
So yes, ill be eating bacon.
And lots of it.
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Looks like I'm in trouble then. I had bacon and sausages yesterday. Washed down with beer (which also kills apparently)
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Whatever... I don't eat 20 rashers of bacon a day.0
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The mortality rate from breathing is 100%9
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Been known for years that processed red meats are bad, with cancer causing additives to pig waste. The dumbest consumers will of course fight back by eating more of it. Personally i will continue to moderate my intake and hope for a free NHS bed when my time comes.2
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Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran10
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The danger limit suggested is pretty high - about 25 rashers a week so nothing much to worry about0
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bacon and haggis rolls for breakfast tomorrow.
PS I'll be having a cigarette on the way to the station after that.1 -
Here is the list of 19 leading risk factors last published by WHO. No mention of eating red meat here, must have just discovered it's a risk. A militant vegetarian probably got onto the board.
High blood pressure, Tobacco use, High blood glucose, Physical inactivity, Overweight and obesity, High cholesterol, Unsafe sex,Alcohol use, Childhood underweight, Indoor smoke from solid fuels, Unsafe water, sanitation, hygiene, Low fruit and vegetable intake Suboptimal breastfeeding, Urban outdoor air pollution, Occupational risks, Vitamin A deficiency, Zinc deficiency, Unsafe health-care injections, Iron deficiency
So if I:-
Have low blood pressure
Don't smoke
Have low blood glucose
Run every day
Not overweight
Low cholesterol
Only have sex with myself
Was a bouncing baby
Only light the fire under a chimney
Drink Evian water
Have a toilet indoors
Wash my hands after i go to the loo
Eat loads of fruit and vegetables
Am frequently at the breast
Live in the country
Don't work with sharp paper clips
Take vitamin tablets
Ask the doctor to use clean needles
Eat loads of spinach
Am i still going to die soon if i have a bacon sarnie every day?4 -
Without wishing to scare you @Dippenhall yes, yes you will die0
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I will be having some rump0
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See that's an interesting approach.Addicted said:Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran
I'd happily (from now) adopt a boring, sterile approach and get to 85, than live a selfishly amazeballs life that fantastically ended at 60.
No idea whether that's the general approach or not, i suspect most people would be happier given the chance living the fantastic life and croaking their clogs at 60 having lived in the big house, loads of money driving the fast car, had amazing holidays and met the beautiful ladies.2 -
You wanna cut out the delayed train beer sessions then!!!!AFKABartram said:
See that's an interesting approach.Addicted said:Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran
I'd happily (from now) adopt a boring, sterile approach and get to 85 and spend extended time with my family i adore, than live a selfishly amazeballs life that fantastically ended at 60.
No idea whether that's the general approach or not, i suspect most people would be happier given the chance living the fantastic life and croaking their clogs at 60 having lived in the big house, loads of money driving the fast car, had amazing holidays and met the beautiful ladies.1 -
I am but my name is David Cameron...
(for all left wing leaning amigos on CL)0 -
Gimme one vice chief, i beg ya :-)ValleyGary said:
You wanna cut out the delayed train beer sessions then!!!!AFKABartram said:
See that's an interesting approach.Addicted said:Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran
I'd happily (from now) adopt a boring, sterile approach and get to 85 and spend extended time with my family i adore, than live a selfishly amazeballs life that fantastically ended at 60.
No idea whether that's the general approach or not, i suspect most people would be happier given the chance living the fantastic life and croaking their clogs at 60 having lived in the big house, loads of money driving the fast car, had amazing holidays and met the beautiful ladies.
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Well I dont have any of that...AFKABartram said:
See that's an interesting approach.Addicted said:Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran
I'd happily (from now) adopt a boring, sterile approach and get to 85 and spend extended time with my family i adore, than live a selfishly amazeballs life that fantastically ended at 60.
No idea whether that's the general approach or not, i suspect most people would be happier given the chance living the fantastic life and croaking their clogs at 60 having lived in the big house, loads of money driving the fast car, had amazing holidays and met the beautiful ladies.0 -
You probably ought to suck a peppermintBig William said:The mortality rate from breathing is 100%
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Charlton have already taken at best 10 years from me so the very least I can do is treat myself to a Bacon and Cheeseburger on Saturday.9
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WHO'S !!!!!!! The grammar police are on to you ;-)1
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i've tried a patch to wean me off of sausages but keep bumping into things on my left hand side.0
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My bacon cheeseburger is currently the highlight of match days I'm not giving that up1
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Quite right too, there aren't any other highlights.AddickedAthletic said:My bacon cheeseburger is currently the highlight of match days I'm not giving that up
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But deep that. F*** off AFKAAFKABartram said:
See that's an interesting approach.Addicted said:Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran
I'd happily (from now) adopt a boring, sterile approach and get to 85, than live a selfishly amazeballs life that fantastically ended at 60.
No idea whether that's the general approach or not, i suspect most people would be happier given the chance living the fantastic life and croaking their clogs at 60 having lived in the big house, loads of money driving the fast car, had amazing holidays and met the beautiful ladies.0 -
Pissed?AFKABartram said:
But deep that. F*** off AFKAAFKABartram said:
See that's an interesting approach.Addicted said:Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran
I'd happily (from now) adopt a boring, sterile approach and get to 85, than live a selfishly amazeballs life that fantastically ended at 60.
No idea whether that's the general approach or not, i suspect most people would be happier given the chance living the fantastic life and croaking their clogs at 60 having lived in the big house, loads of money driving the fast car, had amazing holidays and met the beautiful ladies.1 -
In Sunny Sidcup we say gratifiedTalal said:
Pissed?AFKABartram said:
But deep that. F*** off AFKAAFKABartram said:
See that's an interesting approach.Addicted said:Id rather enjoy my life than live to 150 and eat allbran
I'd happily (from now) adopt a boring, sterile approach and get to 85, than live a selfishly amazeballs life that fantastically ended at 60.
No idea whether that's the general approach or not, i suspect most people would be happier given the chance living the fantastic life and croaking their clogs at 60 having lived in the big house, loads of money driving the fast car, had amazing holidays and met the beautiful ladies.
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