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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    The knees hardly work when you get out of bed in the morning
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    limeygentlimeygent
    thai malaysia addick said:

    The knees hardly work when you get out of bed in the morning

    Or the six times you get out of bed during the night.
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    limeygentlimeygent
    Nose hair grows an inch a day.
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    You read the 50 years ago section in some newspapers and remember it well.
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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
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    limeygentlimeygent
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Never heard of that, sounds painful.
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    SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    .....it was
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Best to have singed. Spray some lighter fluid in your nose and light it.....

    Or just go to a Turkish barbers and doing the proper way.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    ricky_otto said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Best to have singed. Spray some lighter fluid in your nose and light it.....

    Or just go to a Turkish barbers and doing the proper way.
    Some of our noses aren’t as numb as yours due to the action it’s seen mate.
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    JamesSeedJamesSeed
    When you can only manage 28 mins round Richmond Park :-(
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    RedroboRedrobo
    JamesSeed said:

    When you can only manage 28 mins round Richmond Park :-(

    I know, the traffic these days!
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    DaveMehmet said:

    ricky_otto said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    SuedeAdidas said:

    limeygent said:

    Nose hair grows an inch a day.

    Went to new barbers at the weekend and had first ever (and last ever) nostril wax.......
    Best to have singed. Spray some lighter fluid in your nose and light it.....

    Or just go to a Turkish barbers and doing the proper way.
    Some of our noses aren’t as numb as yours due to the action it’s seen mate.
    I think you might be confusing me with Daniella Westbrook.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited January 2018
    JamesSeed said:

    When you can only manage 28 mins round Richmond Park in a mobility scooter :-(

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    charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    SuedeAdidas said:

    .....it was

    And women bang on about childbirth. They don’t know real pain.
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    limeygentlimeygent
    edited January 2018
    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    Don't forget Kiernan. And the other Edwards.
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    golfaddickgolfaddick
    limeygent said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    Don't forget Kiernan. And the other Edwards.
    That's some front line. Stanley Matthews, Timothy Leary, Duncan Edwards & Alfred Kinsey.
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    limeygentlimeygent
    golfaddick said:

    limeygent said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    Don't forget Kiernan. And the other Edwards.
    That's some front line. Stanley Matthews, Timothy Leary, Duncan Edwards & Alfred Kinsey.
    Darn kids.....
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    You’ve left out dear old Johnny Summers!
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    WilmaWilma
    You're watching a TV show and it's sponsored by an over 50s dating company

    (Impossible Railways on Yesterday, very good!).
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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    Wilma said:

    You're watching a TV show and it's sponsored by an over 50s dating company

    (Impossible Railways on Yesterday, very good!).

    Watching a Railway TV show.....proper Charlton.
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    RivieraRiviera
    When entering your DOB on line and you have to scroll back a long way in the YEAR drop down...
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    When you appear on the celebrities who are still alive thread.
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    masicatmasicat
    When your laces need tying , you try to think of anything else that can be done while you are down there.
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    iaitchiaitch
    When you buy shoes with velcro fastening, saves the problem with shoelaces.
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    thai malaysia addick said:

    When, without a second's thought, you can reel off Duff, Sewell, Hewie, Tocknell, Hinton, Bailey, Lawrie, Matthews, Leary, Edwards and Kinsey.

    The one imprinted on my brain is from a couple of years later, Rose, Hewie, Kinsey, Bailey, Haydock, Tocknell, Kenning, Matthews, Firmani, Edwards, Glover :smile:
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    iaitch said:

    When you buy shoes with velcro fastening, saves the problem with shoelaces.

    I'd rather kill myself.
    Loafers and a long handled shoe horn are the way to go.
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    Addickted2TheRedsAddickted2TheReds
    Greenie said:

    When one of the younger people you work with turns up in a fully zipped up Parker Coat, and you say 'oh you've come as a Mod' and they say with a straight face 'whats a Mod'?

    FFS.

    Hahahaha, brilliant.




    (What is a mod?)
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